• Facepunch Anonymous Confessional v4
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Most of the confessor's lives are absolute shit in comparison to mine! Haha!
[QUOTE=uber sky;16339587]I'm I the only 15 year old guy here who actually doesn't drink or do drugs and actually gives a shit about school?[/QUOTE] more like "Hey guys, i have to show that I'm different from the vocal minority." Cause in reality, the guys on here that don't drink and don't do drugs are outnumbered by everyone else.
[QUOTE=compwhizii;16281773]Best of V3: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=13004488&postcount=594[/url][/QUOTE] [img]http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq106/richard93117/Serious.png[/img]
holy shit, I never really thought my life was that bad or anything, but reading this shit really makes me feel completely normal. atleast I'm not fucked up in the head or anything. bookmarking this thread so i can remember that i'm pretty awesome whenever i feel bummed
[QUOTE=Urog;16363426]holy shit, I never really thought my life was that bad or anything, but reading this shit really makes me feel completely normal. atleast I'm not fucked up in the head or anything. bookmarking this thread so i can remember that i'm pretty awesome whenever i feel bummed[/QUOTE] Yeah, these are a fantastic way of making yourself feel better about yourself.
[QUOTE=uber sky;16339587]I'm I the only 15 year old guy here who actually doesn't drink or do drugs and actually gives a shit about school?[/QUOTE] I think you should start a group on Steam or something because I'd join it. Same here.
[QUOTE=harbar1232;16362480]ARRG, I was trying to do that until ventilated closed my thread![/QUOTE] I suppose that I'll make a site in the next day or two that does this. :)
Ok whoever sent in the one about the brick, I need help, I've tried this twice now and there's blood everywhere. I'm clearly doing something wrong.
:ohdear:
[QUOTE=blahblah123;16364732]Ok whoever sent in the one about the brick, I need help, I've tried this twice now and there's blood everywhere. I'm clearly doing something wrong.[/QUOTE] Yes you are. You're using a goddamn brick to masturbate. Go get something that vibrates like a normal person. Suggestions: Cellphone, Xbox controller, motorcycle
[QUOTE=Telepethi;16346178]Ok... I don't have a problem with bestiality/zoophilia, personally I wouldn't do it, but to each is own, but this statement pisses me off. Mostly because I love dogs and cats and have read up a lot on them. I don't know if someone's pointed this out already, but I doubt it. To whoever posted this: No. You are wrong. Any equine genitals would be much dirtier than a dog's. Dogs are actually VERY hygenic. Because of the high temperature they run at (Above 103 degrees fahrenheit), their mouths are actually among the cleanest places you will find. In actuality, a dog's mouth is much cleaner than a human's, even right after a human has brushed his or her teeth. Now. Male dogs groom themselves (including their genitals) quite a lot. At any given day a dog may groom himself between ten to twenty or more times. Because of the high temperature of their saliva, regardless of how fast it cools, it only takes a milisecond to kill bacteria, so a dog's genitalia are actually quite sanitary. Sure, I wouldn't touch it and then eat without washing my hands, but compared to equines, which cannot bend in the right manor to clean their genitals, it is the difference between a first class hotel and a city dump. As for the underlined part: My personal reasons (which can probably be others as well, but I'm not talking for others) -Horses cum TOO MUCH. Up to an entire glass of semen. Good for reproducing among horses, but that's just kinda disgusting when humans come into play. -No offense to anyone, but personally I think horses look weird. All around, they just strike me as an odd creature. Especially their head and face. They look too smart. -HORSES are unhygenic. They don't give a damn where they are, if they have to piss or shit, they'll do it, right there. (Dogs on the other hand can and most of the time are trained) -If you think a dog's penis looks weird, but that a horses' doesn't, you're odd. If you ask me, a horses' penis looks weirder than a dog's -My friend is into equines, so I know my stuff, and one disturbing fact is that if you let a horse mount you, you CAN die, and in some cases, the chances are very, very high. (The one that disturbed me most is when the bigger horses 'flare' and rip open your ass/intestine/lower body.[/QUOTE] If you're not in to it, why in gods name do you know so much?
half of these are fake if u ask me
[QUOTE=juffearruc;16365734]half of these are fake if u ask me[/QUOTE] Did ya figure that one out all by yourself?
[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;16365079]Yes you are. You're using a goddamn brick to masturbate. Go get something that vibrates like a normal person. Suggestions: Cellphone, Xbox controller, [b]motorcycle[/b][/QUOTE] :raise:
[QUOTE=AutomataReturns;16366571]:raise:[/QUOTE] v:v:v I hear things.
[QUOTE=doommarine23;16365432]If you're not in to it, why in gods name do you know so much?[/QUOTE] Maybe you should actually read the fucking post. I said I love animals. I've read a lot of books on them, and no book on animals (specific animal per book) would be complete without an anatomy section. I'm not just gonna skip over that section because I don't want to read about and see the occasional diagram of a dog's dick :| That ruins the point of reading them (Which, in case you don't get it, is to learn about the dogs)
[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;16366595]v:v:v I hear things.[/QUOTE] Are the walls talking to you again?
[QUOTE=Telepethi;16366596]Maybe you should actually read the fucking post. I said I love animals. I've read a lot of books on them, and no book on animals (specific animal per book) would be complete without an anatomy section. I'm not just gonna skip over that section because I don't want to read about and see the occasional diagram of a dog's dick :| That ruins the point of reading them (Which, in case you don't get it, is to learn about the dogs)[/QUOTE] I think you probably like to put your penis in them.
[QUOTE=Skippy!;16366642]I think you probably like to put your penis in them.[/QUOTE] I think you like to take your brain out. Did you lose it again, Skippy?
Animals can't say no. :smug: [b]Edit:[/b] I didn't mean it like that, you gaybow giver. :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Paravin;16367461]Animals can't say no. :smug:[/QUOTE] Your avatar looks afraid.
[QUOTE=Paravin;16367461]Animals can't say no. :smug:[/QUOTE] Nor yes, which basically makes it immora- oh, right.
[QUOTE=Skippy!;16366642]I think you probably like to put your penis in them.[/QUOTE] This thread is getting weirder and weirder. D:
The funny thing about the people that are against drinking and drugs is that they will look back on their former self in a few years (or months) and realise what a brainwashed idiot they were. You are not going to recieve a prize in the mail when you make it to legal drinking age without drinking. Infact, by the time you're legal to drink you will have alienated yourselves from the people around you because of a stupid stuborn idea in your head that FUN=BAD. P.S. sorry for the rant
I'm 16 and i drink in moderation. I'll maybe have one or two on a friday and saturday night. Only enough to relax me though, as soon as my head starts getting heavy i have a bite to eat and stop with the alcohol for that night. Drugs i don't do, and don't plan to do. I give a shit about school.
You can do drugs and school, this is the brainwashing i mentioned. Of course im also not saying that you need to take drugs and drink to have fun. But it is a fun recreational thing to do and just nay saying it because you are misinformed or think that you are superior to everyone because you are abiding to laws and sudo-morals is stupid, you are not gaining life experience this way. Deadollie, im not having a go at you, im sugesting to everyone that life is for living and sometimes rules/taboo should be broken for the sake of living a full life.
Drink while you're under the age limit. For some reason it's more fun when it's illegal.
[QUOTE=TurtlePower;16369199]Drink while you're under the age limit. For some reason it's more fun when it's illegal.[/QUOTE] And even then, it was only fun for the first few times before it became the norm on a Saturday night.
[QUOTE=noddy;16369158]You can do drugs and school, this is the brainwashing i mentioned. Of course im also not saying that you need to take drugs and drink to have fun. But it is a fun recreational thing to do and just nay saying it because you are misinformed or think that you are superior to everyone because you are abiding to laws and sudo-morals is stupid, you are not gaining life experience this way. Deadollie, im not having a go at you, im sugesting to everyone that life is for living and sometimes rules/taboo should be broken for the sake of living a full life.[/QUOTE] Then again, drugs are not needed to live a full life. I don't do drugs, that hasn't anything to do with any rules, but plain because I don't feel the need. It costs money and I don't find it exciting or anything.
[QUOTE=Mlisen14;16369217]And even then, it was only fun for the first few times before it became the norm on a Saturday night.[/QUOTE] So true. I remember that thrill of when I first got drunk. Drinking alcohol itself has lost it's fun because it's no longer illegal for me. But actually being drunk is still alcololz most of the time.
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