• Facepunch Anonymous Confessional v4
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Alcohol makes my dick hard.
[QUOTE=Paravin;16369558]Alcohol makes my dick hard.[/QUOTE] Then you're a lucky man. Normally it does the opposite effect.
While we're waiting for Hezzy to post another set of confessions, let's just look at this cute comic: [img]http://www.prguitarman.com/photos/lol_comics/169_housekeeping.gif[/img]
That's stupid...you would leave your DNA everywhere!
[QUOTE=arienh4;16369295]Then again, drugs are not needed to live a full life. I don't do drugs, that hasn't anything to do with any rules, but plain because I don't feel the need. It costs money and I don't find it exciting or anything.[/QUOTE] Don't do [B]illegal[/B] drugs :eng101: There's technically drugs in most things and there's still medicine.
[QUOTE=markg06;16370135]Don't do [B]illegal[/B] drugs :eng101: There's technically drugs in most things and there's still medicine.[/QUOTE] Weed's legal too. I don't take that.
[QUOTE=arienh4;16370281]Weed's legal too. I don't take that.[/QUOTE] You live in Amsterdam or something?
is there a compilation of all of these somewhere?
sent.
[QUOTE=Ginteru;16369993]While we're waiting for Hezzy to post another set of confessions, let's just look at this cute comic: [img]http://www.prguitarman.com/photos/lol_comics/169_housekeeping.gif[/img][/QUOTE] I thought this was hilarious because I work as a Houseman at a hotel :/
In Denmark, some special heroin made by doctors or something is getting legalized...
In Latvia, we.. uhh.. drink vodka.
[QUOTE=Paravin;16374192]In Latvia, we.. uhh.. drink vodka.[/QUOTE] In Soviet Russia, vodka drinks you. :commissar:
[QUOTE=Demode;16370445]You live in Amsterdam or something?[/QUOTE] Amsterdam is not a country. The Netherlands does not have city-specific laws. That said, no, I don't live in Amsterdam.
[QUOTE=noddy;16368718]The funny thing about the people that are against drinking and drugs is that they will look back on their former self in a few years (or months) and realise what a brainwashed idiot they were. You are not going to recieve a prize in the mail when you make it to legal drinking age without drinking. Infact, by the time you're legal to drink you will have alienated yourselves from the people around you because of a stupid stuborn idea in your head that FUN=BAD. P.S. sorry for the rant[/QUOTE]Tell that to my uncle. My grandmother always said that I remind her of my uncle (my mom's brother) when he was younger because he was very intelligent. Unfortunately, my grandfather had a huge drinking problem, which got to the point where my grandparents filed for divorce when my mom was still a teenager. My mom and my aunt chose to live with my grandmother, but guess where my uncle went? To live with the alcoholic father, of course! Needless to say, that fucked up his life. He now lives in someone's basement, literally 500 feet away from my grandmother's house. Although he is trying to turn his life around now (he got a job last year and "vowed" to quit smoking). I never met my grandfather, he died of lung cancer a year before I was born... And that is why I won't touch alcohol! Although I have no objections to weed...
[QUOTE=Telepethi;16366849]I think you like to take your brain out. Did you lose it again, Skippy?[/QUOTE] You really take the internet srs don't you
Yeah, and he's not very witty with his retorts either.
[QUOTE=AnotherDKer;16374115]In Denmark, some special heroin made by doctors are something is getting legalized...[/QUOTE] not special, plain, and you need a pescription
Are we gonna get moar anytime soon?
[QUOTE=CaptainSnake;16376306]Are we gonna get moar anytime soon?[/QUOTE] For the millionth time you are impatiant... ...and for the millionth time we will reply, be patient.
Also somewhat related [IMG]http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd316/CaptainSnake/MOARBird.jpg[/IMG]
Guyz, Hezzy is busy, he has a life. But really Hezzy? It's been 2 pages!
[QUOTE=ManningQB18;16376490]Guyz, Hezzy is busy, he has a life. But really Hezzy? It's been 2 pages![/QUOTE] and it'll be 2 more, aye!
[QUOTE=noddy;16369158]You can do drugs and school, this is the brainwashing i mentioned. Of course im also not saying that you need to take drugs and drink to have fun. But it is a fun recreational thing to do and just nay saying it because you are misinformed or think that you are superior to everyone because you are abiding to laws and sudo-morals is stupid, you are not gaining life experience this way. Deadollie, im not having a go at you, im sugesting to everyone that life is for living and sometimes rules/taboo should be broken for the sake of living a full life.[/QUOTE] ITT: Kid who thinks he's superior to people who don't drink tells people to stop thinking they're superior.
[QUOTE=lmaoboat;16376907]ITT: Kid who thinks he's superior to people who don't drink tells people to stop thinking they're superior.[/QUOTE] He's telling people to stop being afraid of having fun and that being boring isn't something to be proud of. No where in there did he say that he is superior. If you felt it was implied, then congratulations, you just discovered that people generally agree with what they are promoting.
[QUOTE=ryandaniels;16376989]He's telling people to stop being afraid of having fun and that being boring isn't something to be proud of. No where in there did he say that he is superior. If you felt it was implied, then congratulations, you just discovered that people generally agree with what they are promoting.[/QUOTE] I think calling everyone who doesn't drink stupid and brainwashed is acting superior.
[QUOTE=lmaoboat;16378111]I think calling everyone who doesn't drink stupid and brainwashed is acting superior.[/QUOTE] He only says the people who think you can't do school properly and alcohol/drugs are brainwashed. Not everyone who doesn't drink.
[QUOTE=arienh4;16378257]He only says the people who think you can't do school properly and alcohol/drugs are brainwashed. Not everyone who doesn't drink.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=noddy;16368718]The funny thing about the people that are against drinking and drugs is that they will look back on their former self in a few years (or months) and realise what a brainwashed idiot they were. You are not going to recieve a prize in the mail when you make it to legal drinking age without drinking. Infact, by the time you're legal to drink you will have alienated yourselves from the people around you because of a stupid stuborn idea in your head that FUN=BAD. P.S. sorry for the rant[/QUOTE] I'm a brainwashed idiot because I don't drink.
Impatience generally leads to heated arguments in this thread. [b]Edit:[/b] see several posts above me.
[QUOTE=samframpton;16378447]Impatience generally leads to heated arguments in this thread. [b]Edit:[/b] see several posts above me.[/QUOTE] thank the lord i'm not in it. :ghost: :hf: :v:
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