Hello Hezzy why are you up so early this fine morning?
quick update, thanks bro. :biggrin:
Apparently Hezzy's now Facepunch's love doctor.
Haha, these threads are awesome.
[QUOTE=Fratelli;16234301]Hello Hezzy why are you up so early this fine morning?[/QUOTE]
It's One O' Clock here. AM. Technically morning, but still...
Odd how half of these are NOT in the least funny, and they are meant to be (by the people emailing them to you).
If you're going to make something up, actually try and be creative you bunch of [I]"I haz Gai Sex timez and Ize g4y nao!"[/I]'s.
Then again is you're telling the truth, good for you, but I don't care.
I want more "I tried beastiality and it sucked... and I had to have surgery repairing my punctured [insert organ] because of the massive horse cock"'s, but with more detail (not the actual sex part...) like what made them think it'd even be a good idea.
Hezzy's actually giving a lot of useful and reasonable advice this time around.
What the fuck are you doing up at 06:55 in the morning, that's reserved for people with fucked up sleep schedules like me
[QUOTE=Skippy!;16234395]Hezzy's actually giving a lot of useful and reasonable advice this time around.[/QUOTE]
I am too tired to be witty
hezzy one time i sent you a confessional where i said i thought it was fun to undermine moderators and you banned the account my email was connected too. not cool man, or anonymous.
[QUOTE=averagebear;16234424]hezzy one time i sent you a confessional where i said i thought it was fun to undermine moderators and you banned the account my email was connected too. not cool man, or anonymous.[/QUOTE]
I can't remember this happening, you probably did something to get banned on the forums on your own. After all you're banned right now so it's probably the case
He didn't even get past two posts...
[QUOTE=]Well i guess i can say whatever i want right? okay lets start off
- I Suck talking to girls in Person
- I'm like a pro talking to them over the internet
- Ive never had a Girlfriend
- i lie about my age alot
- I Steal ALOT of shit
- my left testicle hangs lower than my other one
- Im closet furry
- Trick my dumbass friend into going to lemonparty and thatsnotsexy.com
- can suck my own dick
- bisexual
- Dream about doing my mom[/QUOTE]
:smugdog:
[QUOTE=]-fucked my own dog[/QUOTE]
:regd09:
I forgot how weird/funny some of these can be. Also, #9 on the recent post is crazy for thinking things like that.
thatsnotsexy.com.........
:bang::barf:
[QUOTE=Skippy!;16234563]He didn't even get past two posts...[/QUOTE]
I have another 19 or so in my inbox, some of them are junk though
My first time in one of these confessional threads. This should be pretty awesome. :clint:
More cousinincest/acquaintance/friend stories!
Hezzy can you please give me a title? Ventilated keeps banning me so I have to make alts. I don't even mention my games anymore.
Thanks.
[QUOTE=Frateli;16234922]Hezzy can you please give me a title? Ventilated keeps banning me so I have to make alts. I don't even mention my games anymore.
Thanks.[/QUOTE]
You mentioned your game to me yesterday
Shit.
[QUOTE=Frateli;16234922]Hezzy can you please give me a title? Ventilated keeps banning me so I have to make alts. I don't even mention my games anymore.
Thanks.[/QUOTE]
Shameless Self-promoting Bastard has a nice ring to it.
I hope this doesn't die in the first week or so like before.
[QUOTE=lmaoboat;16234976]Shameless Self-promoting Bastard has a nice ring to it.[/QUOTE]
"Moron that makes shitty games and thinks they're good" would be better.
[QUOTE=Hezzy;16234944]You mentioned your game to me yesterday[/QUOTE]
Just something to stop Vent from banning me.
[QUOTE=markg06;16235013]I hope this doesn't die in the first week or so like before.[/QUOTE]
It'll last as long as people keep sending decent confessions in. I can't do it without confessions.
[QUOTE=Frateli;16235021]Just something to stop Vent from banning me.[/QUOTE]
If he wants to ban you, you're going to get banned regardless of whether or not you have a title
[QUOTE=Frateli;16235021]Just something to stop Vent from banning me.[/QUOTE]
Probably because you're a shameless self-promoting bastard.
I just want to say, apparently mine was so good it's in the OP.
I've also got another one since then, so I'll send one in later.
[highlight](User was banned for this post ("This is an ANONYMOUS confessional" - Hezzy))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=Hezzy;16235033]
If he wants to ban you, you're going to get banned regardless of whether or not you have a title[/QUOTE]
What about "VENTILATED YOU PIECE OF SHIT DON'T BAN FRATELLI FAGGOT ASS DICK LOVE HEZZY" as a title?
[QUOTE=Frateli;16235048]What about "VENTILATED YOU PIECE OF SHIT DON'T BAN FRATELLI FAGGOT ASS DICK LOVE HEZZY"[/QUOTE]
Wow, flaming is totally going to get you that title. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-riker.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=8BitLord;16235062]Wow, flaming is totally going to get you that title. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-riker.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
That IS the title.
With the childhoods some of these people had, I'm surprised they aren't busy lowering baskets of lotion to people they have trapped in a pit in their basement.
[QUOTE=Fang30;16235046]I just want to say, apparently mine was so good it's in the OP.
I've also got another one since then, so I'll send one in later.[/QUOTE]
So you must be the Flaccid Fucker, Anal Affectionado, or some weirdo who shits on people's chests.
I love you hezzy <3
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