• Facepunch Anonymous Confessional v4
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I'm so pathetic, I have no confessions to send in.
"Substitute you for my mum, at least I'll get my washing done ."
[QUOTE=Sasoreh;16407119]Wait, Hezzy was a cop/training to be a cop? ...I have a feeling I'm going to get a lot of "late" ratings.[/QUOTE] Yeah, he was an SC (Special Constable).
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16413029]Yeah, he was an SC (Special Constable).[/QUOTE] What happened to that? Is he undercover?
I have a feeling this thread will be closed by monday :frown:
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16413029]Yeah, he was an SC (Special Constable).[/QUOTE] I still am, I don't understand why people think you can only have one job
[QUOTE=Hezzy;16415767]I still am, I don't understand why people think you can only have one job[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.files.cosmicduck.net/public_uploads/iamdisapoint.png[/img] When i saw that i hyped. ...then i saw your post. I am disappoint. :frown:
[QUOTE=Hezzy;16415767]I still am, I don't understand why people think you can only have one job[/QUOTE] I'm guessing it is [B][I][U]extremely[/U][/I][/B] tiring being on the beat then going to work in a bar.
[QUOTE=Hezzy;16415767]I still am, I don't understand why people think you can only have one job[/QUOTE] You're a volunteer cop right? Wikipedia says you can exercise your authority throughout England and Wales. :smug: Feels good. [editline]12:17AM[/editline] It's funny how Hezzy's now a cop and admin of FP. You always loved authority and power didn't you. :q:
I like helping people
Citizen was arrested for this action (IRL shitposting- Hezzy)
[QUOTE=Hezzy;16416211]I like helping people[/QUOTE] You seem like a nice guy. I want to be a cop too, but we don't have custodian helmets here. >:C [editline]12:25AM[/editline] Anyway, can we has moar confessions.
[QUOTE=lemongrapes;16416215]Citizen was arrested for this action (IRL shitposting- Hezzy)[/QUOTE] Heh if that was physically possible then I bet most of the chavs near him would be arrested.
Nice hezzy! I wouldn't mind a job like that just for all the girls that come in!
[QUOTE=-Matt-94;16416389]Nice hezzy! I wouldn't mind a job like that just for all the girls that come in![/QUOTE] Please, don't make your carrer choice based on that.
Arrests and bans people by day. Deals with drinks and confessions by night. [b]HEZZY MAN[/b] [editline]06:49PM[/editline] [QUOTE=-Matt-94;16416389]Nice hezzy! I wouldn't mind a job like that just for all the girls that come in![/QUOTE] And the gay guys. And butch women. And creepy types. And all the responsibility. We are talking more than a couple of sea monkeys here kid.
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I feel it's my civic duty to save this much beloved thread from the brink of page 3.
Damn, I'm going away for a week this Monday.
[QUOTE=OHSHI-;16439455]Damn, I'm going away for a week this Monday.[/QUOTE] Shit a holiday? Wow holidays suck my balls. I would rather sit in a dimly lit room waiting for a single post on a forum.
[QUOTE=Dan2593;16439900]Shit a holiday? Wow holidays suck my balls. I would rather sit in a dimly lit room waiting for a single post on a forum.[/QUOTE] Damn straight.
Who keeps rating everybody's posts as Bad Spelling? very funny guys.
I'd like to be a cop. I'm a power-crazed lunatic.
The BSG=Bad Spelling Ghost!
It must be Imperials. He doesn't have one. :argh:
It happens all the time when everyone gets rated bad spelling for no reason. You know it was kind of predictable that I would get rated with loads of "Bad Spellings".
[QUOTE=Sasoreh;16441627]It happens all the time when everyone gets rated bad spelling for no reason.[/QUOTE] [img]http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/3359/eventhespellers.png[/img]
I believe this is one of the reasons why Garry removed the ratings in the first place. Oh, and if you rate me bad spelling here, you are an idiot, everything is spelled correctly.
[quote=dcalde78;16443065]i believe this is one of the reasons why garry removed the ratings in the first place. Oh, and if you rate me bad spelling here, you are an [b]idiot, everything[/b] is spelled correctly.[/quote] COMMA SPLICE /caps
So why is this thread still going?
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