[QUOTE=Paravin;16473091]God fucking damn it, the whole world is turning gay. :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
Oh now now, stop being a stick in the mud you silly goose.
I sent mine around a week ago and it hasn't been posted yet. not sure if that means there's a whole lot, or if mine just got skipped.
Ahaha. I love these things so much.
But I did like the random body part pictures more.
[QUOTE=Voice;16468506]"It's called puberty" At 17? that's a bit late.[/QUOTE]
It sounds a little like what I went through. However, in my case they called it autism.
:saddowns: Can we at least have some lesbian wincest? Surely there's got to be some lesbian on facepunch that's done it with their family member.
Hmm dont get exicted i think facepunchers have very interesting stories(that are not always about wincrest!)
[QUOTE=mm3guy;16471711]Some of these confessions make me want to call the police [img]http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/3314/policedance.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
:rolleye:
[QUOTE=mm3guy;16471711]Some of these confessions make me want to call the police [img]http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/3314/policedance.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Guys I heard there's a policeman reading all of our confessions, it's a government move into fascism I tell you :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;16475943]Guys I heard there's a policeman reading all of our confessions, it's a government move into fascism I tell you :tinfoil:[/QUOTE]
I heard they let a policeman read all the confessions before we do. It's censorship! :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=RedStar;16470368]*snop*
they're not fighting for bullshit, they're fighting for oil
get it right :eng101:
[B]YET ANOTHER STUPID EDIT:[/B] dammit I meant to spell it like that, you spelling nazis[/QUOTE]
I was talking about the alleged fight for "freedom".
[QUOTE=emii;16473572]I sent mine around a week ago and it hasn't been posted yet. not sure if that means there's a whole lot, or if mine just got skipped.[/QUOTE]
Unless it's interesting, disturbing, funny or disgusting, it won't get posted.
Affectionately written to the guy who wrote Hezzy a sequel to "Perks of Being a Cauliflower.":
Re: Wicca: Stop. You know how people make fun of religious people for sometimes doing bizarre shit? Wicca is nothing but bizarre shit. You'd be better off being a Scientologist.
Re: Acetaminophen (and probably codeine) binges: Look into getting your abdomen examined out and maybe taking supplements. Your ineffective suicide attempts are going to succeed in killing you via liver or renal failure in your 40s. Unless that was the goal, in that case, keep up the good work.
Re: Falling in "love" with pretty much everything you've ever spoken to: You don't know what "love" is, you're a child. That "bastard fiance" is probably a nice guy. You liked the girl, she's happy now. Be happy that she's happy, not selfish that she's not making [i]you[/i] happy.
There's this obscene need for personal attention in everything you describe...I don't know if you weren't hugged enough as a wee one or what.
"If they didn't like something about me, I changed it." "I've made sacrifices for people, but asked for none in return."
All this indicates is that you're shallow. You're not a person, you're a thing that glomps on to other people and begs for attention. Of course you can't manage to hold onto a serious relationship, you don't even know who you are yet.
Re: It doesn't make my problems any less real...: Yes it does.
Also, thanks for giving me a cheap book pitch. Your story ought to appeal to the MTV Books crowd.
[quote]anyway thanks hezzy feels great to get this off my [b]large chest.[/b][/quote]
:colbert:high self esteem much
That REALLY long confession made me sad.
Wow that long one was weird. I laughed at the failed suicide attempts (I'm bad I know. :P) but the rest was... :|
Well I'm done reading them again. The long one was too long to read D=
I lost track after a few paragraphs. Then again it is 2am here.
That huge one was really, really fucking sad. ):
Oh, dearest Hezzy, where art thou Hezzy? (not impatient)
DO YOU QUARREL SIR?!?!?
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Add some more Hezzy :( Is the supply is low and the demand is high perhaps? Well I don't care! More confessions!
[QUOTE=lum1naire;16493581]Add some more Hezzy :( Is the supply is low and the demand is high perhaps? Well I don't care! More confessions![/QUOTE]
You do realize it's only been [B]ONE DAY[/B] don't you.
That really long one was really sad :(
Hmm, any chance telling us from what date you are posting confessions from? I'd like to know if you just skipped mine, or if you haven't gotten to it yet.
Thanks
That one with Edward can't be real, although, it's still hilarious.
[QUOTE=Hezzy;16493564]DO YOU QUARREL SIR?!?!?
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Quarrel sir! no, sir.
[QUOTE=xpod1;16450579]Do you live in England? Because he does. AND I don't see the problem with being awake at 4 in the morning. I spent 3 days awake reading and helping in Daimao's thread.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I do live in England, it's just seeing as Hezzy has a job and all I assumed he wouldn't stay up until four AM.
[QUOTE=Callius;16495433]Quarrel sir! no, sir.[/QUOTE]
If you do, sir, I am for you. I serve as good a man as you.
[QUOTE=Sasoreh;16500684]Yeah, I do live in England, it's just seeing as Hezzy has a job and all I assumed he wouldn't stay up until four AM.[/QUOTE]
2 jobs.
[QUOTE=13illay;16500699]If you do, sir, I am for you. I serve as good a man as you.[/QUOTE]
No better?
Just read:
[quote=Hezzy][quote=Anonymous Confession, A.k.a REALLY LONG CONFESSION]
Not so much as a confession but seeking advice... or some shit, I don't know -snip-[/quote][/quote]
I honestly just want to say, keep plugging away at life. You do get there eventually, and when you are there, it's all worth it.
I speak from experience with a close family member who one night slept under a bridge, drunk, next to the canal, who was caught attempting to jump in, in tears and rambling about all the shit in their life...
This person then sobered up for a few weeks.
I then found them calling my name croakily from their room, body temperature way down, shaking violently.
Turns out well over 50 Paracetamol and 30+ Ibuprofen really fuck with your system.
I almost crushed the phone calling for the ambulance.
They live a good life now, with a partner of a few years with similar interests.
The reason they tried committing suicide twice? The same reasons as you, fucked up relationships.
Chin up, son.
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