• Facepunch Anonymous Confessional v4
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Alright sent a tl;dr version of the wall of text I sent before. Maybe it will get in.
[QUOTE=redonkulous;16507375]Alright sent a tl;dr version of the wall of text I sent before. Maybe it will get in.[/QUOTE] I read your story and was touched hurrr
[QUOTE=Imperials ^^;16507239]Yeah hezzy won't post mine. Oh well, can't blame him, it really wasn't anything good.[/QUOTE] thanks for posting that for the [insert very high number here] time
[QUOTE=Imperials ^^;16507239]Yeah hezzy won't post mine. Oh well, can't blame him, it really wasn't anything good.[/QUOTE] The more you moan about it the less he wants to.
Only did twice jeeze, keep your pants on. [editline]01:40AM[/editline] Also watched that modern Romeo and Juliet movie, the black guy had a gun named dagger I think, he got stabbed with glass.
Was was really silly about the remake was the DRAMATIC MUSIC the unessessaryily played and the stupid expression of Juliet's face... and stupid Juliet.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;16509761]and the stupid expression of Juliet's face... and stupid Juliet.[/QUOTE] It's Twilight with shakespear
[QUOTE=Sh33p;16467837]Thy twilight guy seriously ought to consider making a sex tape, it would make him rich beyond his wildest dreams, hideously rich I tell you![/QUOTE] Until the pirates get it then its gg
Facepunch [b]Anonymous[/b] Confessional v4 stop posting "Mine got in!" or "Mine didn't get in!" because it defeats the whole purpose of this thread
[QUOTE=Hezzy;16510015]Facepunch [b]Anonymous[/b] Confessional v4 stop posting "Mine got in!" or "Mine didn't get in!" because it defeats the whole purpose of this thread[/QUOTE] HEY HEZZY DID YOU GET MINE WITH THE DOG FuCKING?
[QUOTE=Kiyasha Omin;16510095]HEY HEZZY DID YOU GET MINE WITH THE DOG FuCKING?[/QUOTE] not cool.
oh shit i was supposed to email
[QUOTE=evlbzltyr;16506314]Oh god, there was actually a remake like that which my english teacher, god knows why, made us watch. It was horrendous.[/QUOTE] Tybalt was a real G.
HE POSTED MINE! Awesome, I like how mine is surrounded by way fucking weirder ones making me feel normal.
It's getting really fucking annoying seeing 70+ new replies with no confessionals, guys.
[QUOTE=MiniManz;16510162]HE POSTED MINE! Awesome, I like how mine is surrounded by way fucking weirder ones making me feel normal.[/QUOTE] Compared to the rest of them, yes, compared to us, no :D
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16510176]It's getting really fucking annoying seeing 70+ new replies with no confessionals, guys.[/QUOTE] I can't really post confessions I don't have
[QUOTE=Hezzy;16510239]I can't really post confessions I don't have[/QUOTE] Post some of the long ones you didn't read, it's better than nothing imo.
its amazing to see how many fucking weirdos go on here
[QUOTE=Hezzy;16510239]I can't really post confessions I don't have[/QUOTE] Maybe I should actually contribute then...
[quote]here goes nothing. i masturbate by humping the bed with my penis pointing down. i do this by waiting until my erection softens a bit, then i press my penis against the mattress and go away at it. the cum does not come out most of the time. sometimes i slip up and end up with a big sticky mess in my flannel pants.. i go to sleep and worry about it the next morning. when i am alone in the house, i shout HOLY SHIT in various voices and accents. it is infinitely entertaining. i pick my nose and thoroughly examine the quarry. a vagina by itself is not so arousing for me. in the game super smash brothers: brawl, there are two characters: zero suit samus, and zelda. samus is equipped with a stun pistol. i find zelda's "stunned" animation to be extremely arousing. i often imagine other girls going through this animation. it is often an instant boner, especially if the girl is wearing tight yoga pants/tight fleece pants from abercrombie/aeropostale/those other stores. i have a wart on the inner tip of my thumb. i sometimes subconciously nibble at it, perhaps in an attempt to kill it. it always grows back. i have had it for upwards of six years now. alot of my friends talk about "like, like liking" a specific girl. this concept is alien to me. if a girl walks by wearing the afore mentioned pants, i'll "like, like like" her for that day then move on. there is one girl who i would consider pursueing. however, every friend of mine who has dated her has broken up with her nastily and then moved on to different friends. i am afraid that will happen to me. i was scared ABSOLUTELY shitless by the b-movie "pet cemetary". that's about it.[/quote] Love this one. Although, it could use a lot of work; right now it's all over the place. Still, the writer shows his talents, if unpolished. I'm really just surprised at how good the writing/storytelling/comedy is in some of these confessions, keep up the good work facepunch :D
[QUOTE=Godzillarr;16510263]its amazing to see how many fucking weirdos go on here[/QUOTE] Here being Facepunch. Really? You find that amazing? You haven't seen shit yet, hah. If Hezzy got confessionals from the OIFY... hooo boy. They may not be real but there'd be some quality entertainment.
[QUOTE=Hezzy;16510239]I can't really post confessions I don't have[/QUOTE] Post the ones that you omitted due to length, you boob. Ninjew'd
[QUOTE=Hezzy;16511668]I can't really post confessions I don't have[/QUOTE] So I'm guessing you skipped mine. :(
[QUOTE=Telepethi;16510635]Here being Facepunch. Really? You find that amazing? You haven't seen shit yet, hah. If Hezzy got confessionals from the OIFY... hooo boy. They may not be real but there'd be some quality entertainment.[/QUOTE] Most of OIFY would be "LOL I R A FURRY N I LIEK 2 FUK MA PC WHILE A CAT FUKS ME IN DA BUTT"
sent mine
Wtf? Is this a troll? [B]I'll put them in number forms and try to get them in detail. 1.) I have experimented with my cousin, as in I sucked his dick a little, and he sucked mine.. but he done it until I cummed, which felt good, but I'm not homosexual.. I might be bisexual, but I don't really know. 2.) I stuck my dick in an electrical socket, it felt very, VERY bad. 3.) I've pooped on my cousins (girl) chest before, but she wanted me too, I didn't do it because I wanted to. We where talking about how birds poop (we both have pet birds) and it's sometimes hard to clean up and it went to something like this. "Yeah bird poop is hard to clean" "so is human poop, if the toilet gets clogged." "yea one time I pooped so much it overflowed" "hey you wanna poop on my chest?" "uhm.. k?" 4.) I once had a blowjob in the 4th grade by a girl. I was talking to my friends and she hands me this note, and it said something like "I heard you liked me, well lets have some fun in the bathroom at 1:00." She was VERY attractive and one of the most popular kids in school. It was so fucking great. 5.) I have cummed on my keyboard so many times, just because I like it sticky for some odd reason. 6.) I fantasize about going through school with a sword and just killing everyone, and every time I do, it ends with me jumping off a table and slicing my principles head off, then getting laid by one of the girls I like. I know it wasn't much, but I'll probably come back with more.[/B]
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[QUOTE=markg06;16513805]Most of OIFY would be "LOL I R A FURRY N I LIEK 2 FUK MA PC WHILE A CAT FUKS ME IN DA BUTT"[/QUOTE] no
[QUOTE=markg06;16513805]Most of OIFY would be "LOL I R A FURRY N I LIEK 2 FUK MA PC WHILE A CAT FUKS ME IN DA BUTT"[/QUOTE] If you actually went to Oify you would learn: A) They are anti furry B) It's all satire C) Mods use it too. It's a place to blow of steam so you don't post retarded shit in GD.
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