[QUOTE=SenorJose;16644384]I'm so glad I never had any gay experiences as a child. Kids can be so dirty.[/QUOTE]
Yes, baby goats are very dirty creatures. They lie in the dirt all day and never wash.
Reading these confessions always makes me feel better about myself.
This batch was pretty good. The other few have been iffy.
I really wonder how many of these confessions are 100% legit.
Most of these are probably fake, altough they're funny to read.
Yeah.
Some of I wish where real, like this one:
[QUOTE=Anonymous shit;16591122]I'll put them in number forms and try to get them in detail.
1.) I have experimented with my cousin, as in I sucked his dick a little, and he sucked mine.. but he done it until I cummed, which felt good, but I'm not homosexual.. I might be bisexual, but I don't really know.
2.) I stuck my dick in an electrical socket, it felt very, VERY bad.
3.) I've pooped on my cousins (girl) chest before, but she wanted me too, I didn't do it because I wanted to. We where talking about how birds poop (we both have pet birds) and it's sometimes hard to clean up and it went to something like this.
"Yeah bird poop is hard to clean"
"so is human poop, if the toilet gets clogged."
"yea one time I pooped so much it overflowed"
"hey you wanna poop on my chest?"
"uhm.. k?"
4.) I once had a blowjob in the 4th grade by a girl. I was talking to my friends and she hands me this note, and it said something like "I heard you liked me, well lets have some fun in the bathroom at 1:00." She was VERY attractive and one of the most popular kids in school. It was so fucking great.
5.) I have cummed on my keyboard so many times, just because I like it sticky for some odd reason.
6.) I fantasize about going through school with a sword and just killing everyone, and every time I do, it ends with me jumping off a table and slicing my principles head off, then getting laid by one of the girls I like.
I know it wasn't much, but I'll probably come back with more.[/QUOTE]
This batch was... interesting.
And a bit disturbing.
[QUOTE=the_shape;16645508]This batch was... interesting.
And a bit disturbing.[/QUOTE]
Which one was the most disturbing?
[quote]I fantasize about going through school with a sword and just killing everyone, and every time I do, it ends with me jumping off a table and slicing my principles head off, then getting laid by one of the girls I like.[/quote]
That's beyond funny.
[quote]I hope Facepunch finds this entertaining, because I do.
I've had sex with a lot of my sister's friends. It's my sister's fault. She gets them stupid drunk and then one will wonder what I'm doing. We hang out, have fun, then they somehow find me so interesting that they want to fuck. It's happened like 3 times now, and I personally find it hilarious. I feel a little bad, but then I remember how shy I am around girls and remember that I will most likely not get pussy from girlfriends.
Her 21st birthday is today, which means I will most likely get more than one catch. I kind of want her to find out, just to see her reaction. I'll be sure to do the smug face when she confronts me.
[quote]Godspeed[/quote][/quote]
Such a bad ass. Why hasn't her friends told her before? I know why.
They want to be invited to another one of her parties so they can have fun with you again. You are the only reasons people like your sister.
Oh and at first I thought it said you had sex with a lot of your sisters. I was surprised to find out this was not an incest story. And partially disappointed...
[QUOTE=Hezzy;16642578]
You're a prick, you broke up your best friend and a girl that didn't even like you. Not just that, but it sounds like you forced yourself onto the poor girl too.[/QUOTE]
Hezzy says it how it is
[QUOTE=Hezzy;16642578]what the hell dude, you're pretty creepy[/QUOTE]
Anybody got a link to his original confession? I am interested
[QUOTE=Dan2593;16646371]Anybody got a link to his original confession? I am interested[/QUOTE]
It's in this thread dude
just Ctrl + F "dad" and "girlfriend" and go through the pages
I want to send one in but my life has been far too boring
fuck I can't read for shit
He says "I am".
Good batch.
Glad there's no Furry ones in that one.
They're all the same. Boring =(
HAHAHAHAHA Man I laughed my ass of!
I actually like the long confessions they are far more entartaining :D
Hahaha, I'm sitting in a Mcdonalds in the middle of the Black forest. I laughed a bit too much and now everyones looking at me...
Bloody funny stuff :)
Those were pretty good.
YOU HAVE PLEASED ME FOR TODAY
I need to come up with some.
This shit again? I'm gonna say what I said last time, I hate you all. I'm anonymous enough saying it over the internet behind screen name, I don't need anymore anonymity to say it.
[QUOTE=WeaponA13;16662490]This shit again? I'm gonna say what I said last time, I hate you all. I'm anonymous enough saying it over the internet behind screen name, I don't need anymore anonymity to say it.[/QUOTE]
Are you jealous of all the incest and nieve homo encounters?
this was hilarious the one about some guy bangin his sitster's friends was pretty funny.
and then the piss sink... LOL?
Damnit hezzy, update this thread already
I would be [I]pissed [/I]if I woke up to a sink full of urine.
Sorry, I thought it was "Bwahaha worthy"... Not my joke, your story.
[QUOTE=nubcakez;16663015]Damnit hezzy, update this thread already[/QUOTE]
Damnit nubcakez, stop bumping this thread already without contributing at least one confession in this entire time!
Unless you have.... :silent:
[QUOTE=lmaoboat;16242412]I would never hide my gender online ;)
Or would I? <_< >_>
Hmm, this being a girl thing is pretty easy.[/QUOTE]
Tell me about it!
Actually don't tell me about it because I'm a girl and don't like to hear your problems.
[QUOTE=Trogdon;16664357]Tell me about it!
Actually don't tell me about it because I'm a girl and don't like to hear your problems.[/QUOTE][url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=16598605&postcount=475[/url]
A girl?
[QUOTE=Saheil;16664747][url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=16598605&postcount=475[/url]
A girl?[/QUOTE]
[img]http://techgeist.net/files/2009/07/phoenix-wright-objection.jpg[/img]
rate me dumb if i'm cooler than you
Oh wow these are still popular?
[QUOTE=Owner3;16664768][img]http://techgeist.net/files/2009/07/phoenix-wright-objection.jpg[/img][/QUOTE][img]http://i27.tinypic.com/f2auo.jpg[/img]
(Had to cut it out of a motivator)
[QUOTE=nubcakez;16663015]Damnit hezzy, update this thread already[/QUOTE]
Dear god
[b]What the fuck is wrong with you[/b]
Less than 24 hours ago we had a batch and you already want more? Fucks sake
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