[QUOTE=smurfy;16241480]Breaking news: 90% of fp users are secretly girls[/QUOTE]
It's true D:
In other news 70% of fp users pretend to be girls to get more attention
Sent!
[url]http://anonymouse.org/anonemail.html[/url]
Does this thing work?
Maybe add it to the OP if it does.
Wow, this thread makes me feel really good about myself. You people are horrible. :smug:
[QUOTE=Boomersocks;16241643]In other news 70% of fp users pretend to be girls to get more attention[/QUOTE]
Ashley :)...
[QUOTE=Scope0;16242352]Ashley :)...[/QUOTE]
Lmfao.
I think she is really a girl though.
Just one that's... intent on letting others know that she is one.
I don't give a shit if someone on here thinks I'm a guy, as long as they don't ask me specifically or unless they try to start an argument on that base, I won't tell anyone.
I'm not gonna go around saying, "As a girl..I'd..etc.etc.".
[QUOTE=Scope0;16242352]Ashley :)...[/QUOTE]
I would never hide my gender online ;)
Or would I? <_< >_>
Hmm, this being a girl thing is pretty easy.
Suddenly; Facepunch is facepunched by girls.
Hezzy knows more about all of us from threads like this.
[QUOTE=Scope0;16242455]Hezzy knows more about all of us from threads like this.[/QUOTE]
Apparently we're all psychopathic sexual deviants who break up with women for strange reasons and occasionally burn things.
herzy get some wincest
no, i have been sent quite a few horrible stories and i refuse to put them in because they involve children
I love this thread.
[editline]06:09PM[/editline]
[quote]Well i guess i can say whatever i want right? okay lets start off
- I Suck talking to girls in Person
- I'm like a pro talking to them over the internet
- Ive never had a Girlfriend
- i lie about my age alot
- I Steal ALOT of shit
- my left testicle hangs lower than my other one
- Im closet furry
- Trick my dumbass friend into going to lemonparty and thatsnotsexy.com
- can suck my own dick
- bisexual
- Dream about doing my mom
[b]fucked my dog[/b][/quote]
:geno:
how about some more well written sob stories
[QUOTE=Hezzy;16242925]no, i have been sent quite a few horrible stories and i refuse to put them in because they involve children[/QUOTE]
Are they extremely sexually explicit? or just minor things? (no pun intended)
[QUOTE=Hezzy;16242925]no, i have been sent quite a few horrible stories and i refuse to put them in because they involve children[/QUOTE]
My initial response would have been to just post :fappery:
But I wouldn't put that past Hezzy landing me with a snap ban. Considering all the people calling lies and trollery. I wouldn't put ANYTHING past facepunchers.
[QUOTE=anklyne;16240757]Uhhh yeah...girls generally don't have wet dreams.
They may get wet from dreams, but that's not quite the same :buddy:[/QUOTE]
In it, there was no mention of Him/her being a girl. You never know, could be a gay guy.
[editline]07:23PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Hezzy;16242925]no, i have been sent quite a few horrible stories and i refuse to put them in because they involve children[/QUOTE]
Are these children, like 14-16 (still minors) or are the children like <10 or something, if it's the former, with some 18 year old, it's not that bad, but if its the latter, then i agree, don't post them.
[QUOTE]Sup hezzy. I wear briefs, and I myself feel uncomfortable talking about that. Even though they may be dorky I like them. They let me know where my dick is, instead of it flopping around everywhere, and they are comfortable![/QUOTE]
I used to always wear briefs for those exact reasons. A while ago I switched to boxer briefs, they were very awkward at first and took a while to get used to (I just wore them at home until I got used to them), but ultimately they were a good choice. Try them out someday, you'll be much happier with them (once you get used to the feel).
Yeah, Hezzy add this to the OP incase people are paranoid - It works well.
[url]http://anonymouse.org/anonemail.html[/url]
[QUOTE=pl0xinat0r;16243300]In it, there was no mention of Him/her being a girl. You never know, could be a gay guy.
[editline]07:23PM[/editline]
Are these children, like 14-16 (still minors) or are the children like <10 or something, if it's the former, with some 18 year old, it's not that bad, but if its the latter, then i agree, don't post them.[/QUOTE]
if it's the latter you should turn them in, childfuckers needs to be childfucked in jail!
[QUOTE=Bomimo;16243504]if it's the latter you should turn them in, childfuckers needs to be childfucked in jail![/QUOTE]
Yeh, that too.
Awesome thread is awesome...
[QUOTE=A Gnome;16240109]My repost plus more.
- I slept with my best friend's mom.
- I doubt I will ever settle down.
- I once had sex with a tranny. :ohdear:
- I think my mom is getting too sexual with me. :barf:
- I masturbated 6 times at a public place and even masturbated to the granny that was sittin' in the bench next to me.
- I think I am a sex addict. :smug: but then I was all :smugissar: because it's not that great as it sounds.
- [sp] I was once almost raped by a HUGE black... gentleman. because I was in the pool showers alone with him, the second I felt his dick grinning ass I ran the fuck out of there. I hate pools now. [/sp]
[highlight](User was banned for this post ("This is an ANONYMOUS confessional" - Hezzy))[/highlight][/QUOTE]
Sweet mother of mercy.
If it's all true, fuck man.
Can't wait for another batch of delicious confessions.
C'mon hezzy, do it! Post some more.
I have a confession to make...
I like to eat chicken for dinner :O
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Does anyone have a pic of Hezzy? It's been talked about multiple times in this thread, and I can't remember what he looks like. >.<
[QUOTE=fluffy the d;16245122]I have a confession to make...
I like to eat chicken for dinner :O[/QUOTE]
Eww chicken, I'm vegetarian.
I love Vegetable Supreme pizza from Red Planet Pizza!
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