• Facepunch Anonymous Confessional v4
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[QUOTE=smurfy;16241480]Breaking news: 90% of fp users are secretly girls[/QUOTE] It's true D:
In other news 70% of fp users pretend to be girls to get more attention
Sent!
[url]http://anonymouse.org/anonemail.html[/url] Does this thing work? Maybe add it to the OP if it does.
Wow, this thread makes me feel really good about myself. You people are horrible. :smug:
[QUOTE=Boomersocks;16241643]In other news 70% of fp users pretend to be girls to get more attention[/QUOTE] Ashley :)...
[QUOTE=Scope0;16242352]Ashley :)...[/QUOTE] Lmfao. I think she is really a girl though. Just one that's... intent on letting others know that she is one. I don't give a shit if someone on here thinks I'm a guy, as long as they don't ask me specifically or unless they try to start an argument on that base, I won't tell anyone. I'm not gonna go around saying, "As a girl..I'd..etc.etc.".
[QUOTE=Scope0;16242352]Ashley :)...[/QUOTE] I would never hide my gender online ;) Or would I? <_< >_> Hmm, this being a girl thing is pretty easy.
Suddenly; Facepunch is facepunched by girls.
Hezzy knows more about all of us from threads like this.
[QUOTE=Scope0;16242455]Hezzy knows more about all of us from threads like this.[/QUOTE] Apparently we're all psychopathic sexual deviants who break up with women for strange reasons and occasionally burn things.
herzy get some wincest
no, i have been sent quite a few horrible stories and i refuse to put them in because they involve children
I love this thread. [editline]06:09PM[/editline] [quote]Well i guess i can say whatever i want right? okay lets start off - I Suck talking to girls in Person - I'm like a pro talking to them over the internet - Ive never had a Girlfriend - i lie about my age alot - I Steal ALOT of shit - my left testicle hangs lower than my other one - Im closet furry - Trick my dumbass friend into going to lemonparty and thatsnotsexy.com - can suck my own dick - bisexual - Dream about doing my mom [b]fucked my dog[/b][/quote] :geno:
how about some more well written sob stories
[QUOTE=Hezzy;16242925]no, i have been sent quite a few horrible stories and i refuse to put them in because they involve children[/QUOTE] Are they extremely sexually explicit? or just minor things? (no pun intended)
[QUOTE=Hezzy;16242925]no, i have been sent quite a few horrible stories and i refuse to put them in because they involve children[/QUOTE] My initial response would have been to just post :fappery: But I wouldn't put that past Hezzy landing me with a snap ban. Considering all the people calling lies and trollery. I wouldn't put ANYTHING past facepunchers.
[QUOTE=anklyne;16240757]Uhhh yeah...girls generally don't have wet dreams. They may get wet from dreams, but that's not quite the same :buddy:[/QUOTE] In it, there was no mention of Him/her being a girl. You never know, could be a gay guy. [editline]07:23PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Hezzy;16242925]no, i have been sent quite a few horrible stories and i refuse to put them in because they involve children[/QUOTE] Are these children, like 14-16 (still minors) or are the children like <10 or something, if it's the former, with some 18 year old, it's not that bad, but if its the latter, then i agree, don't post them.
[QUOTE]Sup hezzy. I wear briefs, and I myself feel uncomfortable talking about that. Even though they may be dorky I like them. They let me know where my dick is, instead of it flopping around everywhere, and they are comfortable![/QUOTE] I used to always wear briefs for those exact reasons. A while ago I switched to boxer briefs, they were very awkward at first and took a while to get used to (I just wore them at home until I got used to them), but ultimately they were a good choice. Try them out someday, you'll be much happier with them (once you get used to the feel).
Yeah, Hezzy add this to the OP incase people are paranoid - It works well. [url]http://anonymouse.org/anonemail.html[/url]
[QUOTE=pl0xinat0r;16243300]In it, there was no mention of Him/her being a girl. You never know, could be a gay guy. [editline]07:23PM[/editline] Are these children, like 14-16 (still minors) or are the children like <10 or something, if it's the former, with some 18 year old, it's not that bad, but if its the latter, then i agree, don't post them.[/QUOTE] if it's the latter you should turn them in, childfuckers needs to be childfucked in jail!
[QUOTE=Bomimo;16243504]if it's the latter you should turn them in, childfuckers needs to be childfucked in jail![/QUOTE] Yeh, that too.
Awesome thread is awesome...
[QUOTE=A Gnome;16240109]My repost plus more. - I slept with my best friend's mom. - I doubt I will ever settle down. - I once had sex with a tranny. :ohdear: - I think my mom is getting too sexual with me. :barf: - I masturbated 6 times at a public place and even masturbated to the granny that was sittin' in the bench next to me. - I think I am a sex addict. :smug: but then I was all :smugissar: because it's not that great as it sounds. - [sp] I was once almost raped by a HUGE black... gentleman. because I was in the pool showers alone with him, the second I felt his dick grinning ass I ran the fuck out of there. I hate pools now. [/sp] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("This is an ANONYMOUS confessional" - Hezzy))[/highlight][/QUOTE] Sweet mother of mercy. If it's all true, fuck man.
Can't wait for another batch of delicious confessions.
C'mon hezzy, do it! Post some more.
I have a confession to make... I like to eat chicken for dinner :O
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Does anyone have a pic of Hezzy? It's been talked about multiple times in this thread, and I can't remember what he looks like. >.<
[QUOTE=fluffy the d;16245122]I have a confession to make... I like to eat chicken for dinner :O[/QUOTE] Eww chicken, I'm vegetarian. I love Vegetable Supreme pizza from Red Planet Pizza!
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