• What Are You Thinking? v. 'Bring Da Spookus'
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[QUOTE=Novangel;49019540]I have been attempted ERPed by too many FPers before to know I should bring a rape whistle.[/QUOTE] why you? no one has ever asked me to erp.
[QUOTE=matt000024;49019549]why you? no one has ever asked me to erp.[/QUOTE] ur never on steam
[QUOTE=Wingz;49019553]ur never on steam[/QUOTE] i'm not saying it is a bad thing that i've never been asked
Turns out my mom's okay with me hogging the candy to myself instead of giving it away, as long as I don't eat it all of course.
[QUOTE=matt000024;49019565]i'm not saying it is a bad thing that i've never been asked[/QUOTE] i am get on steam more often
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49019566]Turns out my mom's okay with me hogging the candy to myself instead of giving it away, as long as I don't eat it all of course.[/QUOTE] Dress as a monster and act like a prop and then jump up and scare any kids who try taking your precious candy. No one will want to get near your bowl.
didnt u play SS13 matt if so, how have u avoided ERP for so long
erp in ss13 is dumb
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;49019574]erp in ss13 is dumb[/QUOTE] its actually super hot you havent lived until youve been honked by a naked clown
[QUOTE=Wingz;49019571]didnt u play SS13 matt if so, how have u avoided ERP for so long[/QUOTE] I never let anyone live long enough to dingle my dongle.
[QUOTE=matt000024;49019570]Dress as a monster and act like a prop and then jump up and scare any kids who try taking your precious candy. No one will want to get near your bowl.[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;rRALmjNg_VU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRALmjNg_VU[/video] Nah, too much effort. My street's kind of a dead zone anyway.
i wish someone would tell me how cool my ghetto e-brake was cuz i think it is really cool
oh man erp and SS13 robe and wizard hat has never been more applicable not to mention woody's got wood good times i made a tcomm script once that, when activated secretly over the radio at any time using a codeword, would take like the next 18 messages and replace them with separate, sequential lines of woody's got wood, using the person who spoke first's name to make it appear as if only one person was saying it i wish i had a screenshot was good times still have the script if anyone plays it
[QUOTE=matt000024;49019549]why you? no one has ever asked me to erp.[/QUOTE] I dunno, not anymore but it just kept happening in the past, it got super awkward since I didn't know what to say at all. I mean what the hell are you supposed to respond to something like: *sits down on novvy's lap* "what does novvy want to do now :3?"
[QUOTE=Novangel;49019597]I dunno, not anymore but it just kept happening in the past, it got super awkward since I didn't know what to say at all. I mean what the hell are you supposed to respond to something like: *sits down on novvy's lap* "what does novvy want to do now :3?"[/QUOTE] novangel: i reveal my mandibles and chew on your legs
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49019584][video=youtube;rRALmjNg_VU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRALmjNg_VU[/video] Nah, too much effort. My street's kind of a [b]dead zone[/b] anyway.[/QUOTE] A Dead Zone you say? [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-TUmx2Ow74[/media]
if someone asked me to erp i would call them a fucking moron
an offer to erp is an opportunity to practice ur memes
[QUOTE=Wingz;49019593]oh man erp and SS13 robe and wizard hat has never been more applicable not to mention woody's got wood good times i made a tcomm script once that, when activated secretly over the radio at any time using a codeword, would take like the next 18 messages and replace them with separate, sequential lines of woody's got wood, using the person who spoke first's name to make it appear as if only one person was saying it i wish i had a screenshot was good times still have the script if anyone plays it[/QUOTE] I still remember this one guy who decided instead of reading WGW he read through like three or four other stories of various genre and content. At about the fourth I hunted him down and killed him without mercy.
[QUOTE=matt000024;49019611]I still remember this one guy who decided instead of reading WGW he read through like three or four other stories of various genre and content. At about the fourth I hunted him down and killed him without mercy.[/QUOTE] xenomorph maid?
[QUOTE=Wingz;49019612]xenomorph maid?[/QUOTE] Nah. I joined after he started a few so he may have earlier though. He had a diverse library though the perverted scum. Ranged from BDSM, to scat, to just normal gay shit. He was deemed morally incompatible with the station and faced the consequences.
also, i dug up the code out of curiosity so ima post it here even if no one cares probably the thing im most proud of in ss13 besides winning the only official robust contest [code]$code = "woodysenpai"; $mime = "putmimesnamehere"; $counter = 0; $looped = 0; if(!mem("counter")) { mem("counter", 0); } if(find($content, $code)) { $pass = 0; if(mem("activation") == 1) { mem("activation", 0); mem("counter", 0); mem("looped", 0); } else { mem("activation", 1); mem("counter", 0); } } $counter = mem("counter"); $activation = mem("activation"); $looped = mem("looped"); if($counter == 1) { $content = "One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself!"; } if($counter == 2) { $content = "He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too."; } if($counter == 3) { $content = "Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever!"; } if($counter == 4) { $content = "Woody: 'Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU.'"; } if($counter == 5) { $content = "Andy: 'Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!'"; } if($counter == 6) { $content = "Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head."; } if($counter == 7) { $content = "Woody: 'Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite!'"; } if($counter == 8) { $content = "Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise."; } if($counter == 9) { $content = "The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate."; } if($counter == 10) { $content = "Andy: 'Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES!'"; } if($counter == 11) { $content = "All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside."; } if($counter == 12) { $content = "All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass."; } if($counter == 13) { $content = "Andy: 'No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full!'"; } if($counter == 14) { $content = "All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys."; } if($counter == 15) { $content = "Damn nigga dat was a good story"; } if($counter == 16) { $content = "LYNCH THE FUCKING MIME HE FUCKED UP TCOMS"; } if($counter == 17) { $content = "g where are you?"; } if($counter == 18) { mem("activation", 0); mem("counter", 0); mem("looped", 1); } if($looped == 1 && $activation == 0) { $source = $mime; $content = "git dat fukkin mime"; } if($activation == 1) { $counter = $counter + 1; mem("counter", $counter); }[/code]
Also this is pretty much how I handled him: [t]https://zombiesruineverything.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/drive3.jpeg[/t]
[QUOTE=matt000024;49019625]Also this is pretty much how I handled him: [t]https://zombiesruineverything.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/drive3.jpeg[/t][/QUOTE] yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo did u watch only god forgives rate
[QUOTE=Wingz;49019548]for the record novangel likes to start ERP as much as he "doesnt" like to recieve it[/QUOTE] I would deny this but the one time I did initiate an ERP (due to a friend of mine wanting me to get some money for him) was in Second life in some fucking furry nightclub/sex dungeon whatever and I managed to siphon $20 off this very lonely man. My friend even provided me fucking Skype profile kits, like sets photos of different girls it was weird as hell. This was a productive method of killing an hour at work.
i am gold now i can be kawaii [editline]31st October 2015[/editline] and blurry
OH I THOUGHT I SOMEHOW MISSED HALLOWEEN AND IT WAS NOVEMBER FIRST hppy spookday
[QUOTE=Wingz;49019627]yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo did u watch only god forgives rate[/QUOTE] Why would I have posted the image if I didn't? Bronson > Valhalla Rising > Only God Forgives > Drive [editline]31st October 2015[/editline] All great films though so being lower on my ranking doesn't devalue them.
[QUOTE=matt000024;49019636]Why would I have posted the image if I didn't? Bronson > Valhalla Rising > Only God Forgives > Drive[/QUOTE] because im tired and cant think i feel like i should be mad that u put drive last actually i am p mad at that (only god forgives spoilers) [video=youtube;IGrsOI_C5hY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGrsOI_C5hY[/video] [sp]im god[/sp] [editline]31st October 2015[/editline] im 100% rewatching only god forgives sometime that scene is way cool
[QUOTE=Spectre1406;49019633]i am gold now i can be kawaii [editline]31st October 2015[/editline] and blurry[/QUOTE] Well you asked for extra duration after the zoom, did you expect it to remain the same quality while still being less than 200 kb? tbh though i could probably do better, lemme see.
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