[QUOTE=Zotobom;48991679]i just woke up and zzzz[/QUOTE]
i read that a much more lewd way
What did you do to that snakes teeth Postal
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;48991700]What did you do to that snakes teeth Postal[/QUOTE]
he used them in alchemy
[QUOTE=postal;48991458][img]http://i.imgur.com/G7k7c8m.jpg?1[/img][/QUOTE]
this one I mean
[editline]27th October 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=fear me;48991701]he used them in alchemy[/QUOTE]
dang alchemists they're no better than fashion designers using animal pelts and skins
wayt v. dese r sneks
man frees snakes from alchemist's lab, is bitten to death by snakes
my cat keeps banging on my door
it's 3 am
[QUOTE=postal;48991580]speaking of which, here's one more with rad eyes before I pass out
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Q4FVuBY.jpg?1[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/KevtAca.jpg?1[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Mb5KdwT.jpg?1[/img]
the amazing pancake snake. but not really, who can guess this one?? It's probably my favorite snake because of how goofy and dramatic they are[/QUOTE]
Kinda half assed guess because of the flattening thing and you saying "goofy and dramatic" but the first thing that comes to mind when you say that is some kind of hognosed snake? I've seen a couple videos of their play dead deal, but I have no idea if they can have that kinda coloration.
[editline]27th October 2015[/editline]
I mean now that I look at it the nose looks pretty weird too so that makes sense.
[QUOTE=ZnT00;48991721]my cat keeps banging on my door
it's 3 am[/QUOTE]
L͉̗̟̺͕̟̇͐̈̐ͅE̓̄̈̉̅̉T͠ ̖͝H͗͌̉͒̆E̵͎̼̱̬̳̹͋̍ͩ̽R̰̲ͦ́͗̂ͭ ̞̒̒̍̎Ȉ̭̝̤̞̞̘̆ͫͣ͂ͮN̢̟̼̠̐
[img]http://i.imgur.com/vrdW76x.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Adnap;48991267]I still need a waifu. :([/QUOTE]
You keep changing every few weeks tho
[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;48991729]You keep changing every few weeks tho[/QUOTE]
gotta give em all a fair chance man
That's not how it works...............
[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;48991733]That's not how it works...............[/QUOTE]
pshh says you
Wow what are you implying???
[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;48991742]Wow what are you implying???[/QUOTE]
:smug:
[QUOTE=ZnT00;48991721]my cat keeps banging on my door
it's 3 am[/QUOTE]
he's in bed with me now it's all good
i just had one of the absolute best experiences i've ever had in a video game playing a side op in mgsv
i am going to sum it up in a story because it was so amazing i had a blast
[QUOTE]18:00 - Big Boss infiltrates enemy base to rescue single prisoner. The following occurs:
Big Boss carefully sneaked via a river canyon to the back of the large, heavily guarded base. On his way he left one soldier surrendered in a small house outside. He managed to sneak in through the back door which, amazingly, was completely unlocked and unguarded and forced the guard under one of the comm satellites to surrender quietly. He jumped down into the room in front of the prison cell via a hole in the ceiling. The guard outside heard the noise and came to check it out; he was then shot with a swift tranquilizer dart to the face and dragged into the prisoner's cell to be surrendered.
The prisoner was taken some distance away, again via the back door, to be extracted out of earshot. With the objective complete Big Boss decided to close this place down for good. Sneaking around the perimeter of the base all guards in range were stunned and brought into the prison cell for hiding. To ensure they didn't wake up and call for help they were all woken by Big Boss and forced to surrender.
The two guards stationed on the front spotlights presented an issue. They were both stationed within earshot of each other and were in fact having a conversation about missiles. Big Boss managed to force the helmeted guard into surrender however, in the process he alerted the guard to his left. Quick reflexes allowed him to tranquilize this other guard before he could call for help. What Big Boss did not realize in this quick reflexive measure was that the suppressor on his tranquilizer gun had worn out, the loud shot from the weapon was easily heard by the guards below who called CP to tighten security and raced up to the source of the noise.
The first guard ran straight up the stairs and was immediately tranquilized by Big Boss. Again, the gun had no supressor and the shot alerted the following guard immediately. He ran as fast as he could up the stairs and in the commotion failed to see Big Boss hidden in plain sight. The guard had no time to react as he was swiftly stunned via CQC.
Big Boss then realized he only had 2 tranquilizer darts left in his final clip. Fearing the worst he began doing the best he could and speedily dragged all of the now unconscious guards to the ever-useful prison cell, again waking them up and forcing them to surrender.
Then, as a small truck holding two guards drove off into the distance, somehow unaware of the events that just took place, Big Boss was informed via radio that the base had been fully conquered.
By now it was daylight, well after 6:00 in the morning, and all that was left was mopping up. All the resources in the base were recovered, and a bit of C4 along with a few grenades took care of the comms, anti-air, and power system all at once. He then returned to the prison cell in order to analyze the new prisoners and take the ones best suited for work on Mother Base outside for extraction.
Big Boss took a moment to bask in the glow of the morning sun, and of his victory, before calling in a helicopter to bring him home. As the helicopter arrived to pick him up, it was blaring from its speakers a song obtained via a cassette tap Big Boss discovered playing in a small stereo as he cleaned out the base.
[I]Talking away
I don't know what I'm to say
I'll say it anyway
Today isn't my day to find you
Shying away
I'll be coming for your love, ok
Take on me
Take me on
I'll be gone
In a day or two[/I]
No alerts. No kills. Not a lethal shot taken.[/QUOTE]
One of the best experiences I've ever had in a video game and that was a [I]completely optional mission with no story relevancy[/I]
any ending is a happy one with take on me
[editline]27th October 2015[/editline]
I'll
be
[I]gone[/I]
In a day or [I][B]TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[/B][/I]
tbh the soviets should give me a medal i turned a single one of their prisoners into like.....20 prisoners.....
[t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/392170642213058341/B394D64C4EA83E1477A189309159CAAE9A38792A/[/t]
i take pride in my work
not pictured: the guards that were there but invisible because i had so many people in that room that the game couldn't load them all at one time :U
[QUOTE=fear me;48991736]pshh says you[/QUOTE]
ppsh murders you
Double Barreled shotguns are so satisfying in games.
anyway it is time for me to go to bed
i only meant to do one quick side op before heading off to sleep and that turned into a novelization apparently
nite dorks :toot:
[QUOTE=postal;48991458][img]http://i.imgur.com/G7k7c8m.jpg?1[/img][/QUOTE]
"Aw yeah! Fuckin fine ass mice!"
Snakes are strangely cute but they also weird me out cause they don't purr if you pet them or squeel for food
[QUOTE=spoder55;48991777]Double Barreled shotguns are so satisfying in games.[/QUOTE]
the kind that makes people into little people chunks is the best kind
goodnit
I just spent the last hour shaving. Last time I shaved my beard was back in May I think. I went through like 3 disposable razors and a quarter of a fresh can of shaving cream. I don't have my camera plugged in, can't set up the laptop(which has a built in camera) at the moment and don't have a means of transferring a picture from my phone to my computer(its an 11 year old phone that my computer does not recognize as a storage drive. Can't e-mail it to myself either as its auto configured to send to my mothers e-mail, which I don't have the password for) or I'd post a pic.
EDIT: Lets just say tha the "before" strongly resembled the "heavy beard" or "survivalist" beard pre set from some character creators.
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