[QUOTE=PredGD;48993757]I think I found a wooden splinter on my ballsack, how did that get there[/QUOTE]
probably from somewhere in the gym you go to if memory serves me right
[QUOTE=PredGD;48993757]I think I found a wooden splinter on my ballsack, how did that get there[/QUOTE]
i keep finding small pieces of stitches and shit in and around my junk from my surgery
talk about spooky
kiji im sorry but ur going to die, i know this because im a professional ear doctor with a degree in archeology and have studied historical cases of the exact situation you have described here
also taking a shower gets me motivated but i'm always nervous to cause my mom and stepdad have to like take a piss every 5 minutes and I'm worried i won't be able to get out of the shower in time
also my pets are a pain in the ass
the house is kind of a clusterfuck can I just leave
i had to blow up a tank in mgs but i didn't have a missile launcher and then a kindly soviet told me where to find an armored vehicle with big missiles to take out the tank but then i was testing out the weapons because i didn't know the controls and i blew myself up rip big boss never forget
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;48993768]kiji im sorry but ur going to die, i know this because im a professional ear doctor with a degree in archeology and have studied historical cases of the exact situation you have described here[/QUOTE]
literally fucking dying
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;48993778]literally fucking dying[/QUOTE]
death by ear wax is not a fucking joke
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;48993783]death by ear wax is not a fucking joke[/QUOTE]
alas, but if death by earwax is your fate, then death by earwax it will be.
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;48993783]death by ear wax is not a fucking joke[/QUOTE]
it's about as serious as death by vending machine
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;48993790]it's about as serious as death by vending machine[/QUOTE]
that's not funny my sim dad died that way
famous people who died this way: julius ceasar, michael jackson, ainsley harriott etc
[t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/396674242374702614/04E12CEE986EB2DC010ED7D2E22653B1666CBCF7/[/t]
handsome man
hi dad
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;48993795]famous people who died this way: julius ceasar, michael jackson, ainsley harriott etc[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;GComvtenvvk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GComvtenvvk[/video]
proof that he didnt die of death by earwax
hte
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what are these things for
[QUOTE=.Lain;48993810]hte
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what are these things for[/QUOTE]
This is lewd.
Apparently if my mom asks for help she "looks like a schmuck"
you look like a fucking schmuck vacuuming and doing the laundry with a goddamn neck brace on jesus christ
[QUOTE=.Lain;48993810]hte
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what are these things for[/QUOTE]
looks like a colour pallette or whatever theyre called
doesnt seem very useful considering its gonna tint whatever paint is on it
well thats anime for you
p sure if i started using that in art class id be shot dead lmao
[QUOTE=.Lain;48993810]hte
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what are these things for[/QUOTE]
i did not think that was a thumb at first
[QUOTE=.Lain;48993884]p sure if i started using that in art class id be shot dead lmao[/QUOTE]
Block the bullet with anime..?
my mom just said it looks like i'm getting too thin in my face and everything.
shit i'm not starving myself or anything but i hope i don't look like a skeletal or anything :((
I hope Fallout 4 has good music.
[QUOTE=kijji;48993693]My mom saw that my ears were waxy so she wanted me to get some q-tips. Now my left ear's clogged and I can't hear anything out of it. :glare:[/QUOTE]
Q-tips are not for earholes :pudge:
Solution:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/w7Ro3BY.jpg[/IMG]
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