Write something for future you to see on January 1st 2016.
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[QUOTE=Rapist;43367330]better get those exams all 5s you fucker
also get a girlfriend, preferably that one cute girl that you don't even know.
Oh and keep practicing guitar
a LOT.
exercise a bit more too.
especially run.
possibly get braces
aand so on.[/QUOTE]
Well I got the girl :D
2015: Alright dude, be more productive.
Play more guitar and study.
Be a good boyfriend.
Now if you have done these, good job. Make the best of yourself. Exercise, etc. Get a job aswell.
Edit: Oh shit you're 18, my god. I don't even know what to say. Also please be more patient and act better!
Edit: If you stop procrastinating you will be praised by yourself from 2014.
Shit, did you get [I]another[/I] laptop? What's that make, like 6 of them?
I never remember what page I'm on for these.
Anyways; you just got accepted to college. Don't fuck it up. You have a job interview tomorrow. Don't fuck it up. In 2014 you became far more active and fit than you ever were. You were more outgoing and met a lot of great people. Keep it up, don't let 2015 bring you down.
Fun facts: you have $147 in your wallet as of 12/30/15. No word on the next half life. Episode 7 had a teaser. You're hard drive is somehow still working after five years and you haven't backed it up. You have an iPhone 6. Tottenham is 7th in the premier league and we still have Lloris. Women can still vote. You don't spend your day doing drugs.
Finish an album already you lazy fuck.
Also stop being hypocritical in who you are attracted to.
Hope you are not too pretentious to stop going here in a year,
-Me <3
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<from 2012 - I didn't write one for 2013>
Hello older me.
Made it this far did you? This is me hoping you actually have a car, moved on from gaming 24/7 and having fun not working in that office any more.
If nothing actually changed this might be the time to at least change the password.
See you around me [/QUOTE]
Hello younger me.
I have a car now which has made life phenomenally better, never quite moved on from gaming 24/7 but one can dream and still have to go to that office - however it's a lot more enjoyable now they got some new people.
Wish to be you again younger me.
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Hello older me,
Well done you've made it so far in life that you probably thought it was all over. Sorry to inform you of that mistake. Here's hoping that you look a little different than male_09 from HL2, that you've decided to finally stick to an exercise habit beyond the usual 15 minutes of pushups/pullups/dumbbells which has served us well and that you have found a new place to call home so that we might set newer targets and goals for the future as we go onto the next year. There will of course have to be a time this year where we meet up with a friend on steam just for the heck of it, if that wasn't possible due to unforeseen consequences then pop open the nearest bottle/can of drink and have a toast to steam friends in general.
This is another reminder to change your password just in case this year was as interesting as the last.
See you around me.
Where yo money at? $50s and your $100s at?
Dear Pez,
I swear to god, if you haven't shaved off that neckbeard by now, I'll reach out of this fucking computer and rip it off myself.
Break's over. If there was ever a time for hard work to transform into a sense of accomplishment, it's now. Here's to hoping you applied yourself, and didn't give up when things inevitably get rough. Keep a level head, and remember the people that expect great things from you. Here's to hoping you didn't mess things up, though you probably won't, after all: you're me!
Dear Me,
Did things work out with you and that girl?
Have you lost more weight?
Are you doing an Apprenticeship?
To me: If you fucked up, reddit lied.
XOXOXO Me
[editline]30th December 2014[/editline]
P.S: Also congratulations on remebring that you made this post, but try to remember more important things, such as revising or doing homework.
Dear Future Durrsly
If you are reading this, you weren't a dumbass and got yourself permabanned. That's good, because I have a very important question.
Do you have a jetpack? If so, can I see it? That's if you have time travel of course.
Dear me at the end of 2015, I hope you'll get to grade 3 in high school bitch!!! Also, I hope you become a Master Corporal in our favorite cadet corp. Oh I forgot, if you fail next year French exam, I'm gonna tear your face off and shit on it.
Hey, future me.
I don't really know what to write here, I've never been really good at writing these sorts of things and I think I'm like this in the future, too, so yeah.
So, did you manage to get back into a school? I hope so, because I really regret leaving the school I was in, but I had no choice and we both know that. :v:
Also hopefully you managed to do something proper with that Samson Go mic you got last year, or I got this year.
[quote] Hey me. How's it going? I'm fine, a bit shaken. I can't remember the last time I smiled. Hopefully we solved that issue by the time you read this. Did we ever get a girlfriend? I'd like to think we did. Cash in that V card. Are you still doing art? I hope so. I really enjoy art. It gets my point across. I hope you're much better at art now. I'll be frank; I'm considering a lot of things lately. If you're reading this, then I haven't acted on them. Yes, i'll go ask for help. Sometime. Maybe by the time you read this you'll have done that. Other than that, I just had a few questions. Did we ever get great at art? Did we finish the comic yet? Did we ever find the reason? Our happiness? If not, come here. give me a big past-self-hug. It's alright. We're in this together, even if 'we' is just a lot of us.[/quote]
Hi past me. Long time no see. Been a year already huh. I guess I owe myself an explanation then. No, I still don't really smile. It's all this big facade i've deluded myself into in order to deal with crippling depression and the fact that sophia is an impossible clause now. It's far too late. We are cursed men; doomed to wander this earth without ever knowing happiness. Father will never accept the dream; bro's an idiot and knocked up some fat redneck slut, so, if future-me is reading this, you're an uncle now. I hope you at least have a fucking job you can stick with and ignore those idiots. Remember: NO KIDS. NONE. Barfy little demons. As for those things you considered? Well, I hate to burst my own bubble, but I still feel them. I feel them all the time, boiling like a black tar pit right in the heart. The difference is, I've consigned myself to despair because I feel it's exactly what I deserve. It eases the pain a bit by knowing the despair is all your design. Pitiful, I know, I know. I did go get help though! I did! It was great! Ms... Um. Fuck. I don't remember her name. That's one thing I hope I fix: my memory's fading. I don't even remember yesterday anymore. But hold on about that. our therapist really helped us with the depression thing, not making us feel better, but to understand it. To really embrace the despair and use it as fuel for our work. We did some really great art at GMC before we graduated. Fuck those other girls and their realism shit. You're all about the fantasy. You have a lovely voice, and you hate every second of it. As for the rest of your questions? Yes. I finished the comic. 7 years of my life to harness the skills from it. You're really good at storytelling now. Yes, we have a girlfriend, though we've never touched her in reality. Remember alanna? She's nice. She talks to us over the skype now. It's very soothing, though sometimes annoying. Guess that's any girl for you. But future me? If she's still using XD after every sentence, have a talk with her about it. I can't bear myself to break her heart right now. Maybe she'll grow out of it. As for that reason, that happiness? No. God no. We're even further down in the pits now, we can't even feel the pain anymore. Helps that we don't consider ourselves to be who we are.
Hence, I write to the Future Puppetmaster, as I have come to call it. I am lost in a web. A web of lies. Of realities. I've broken so many hearts this year. Your old friends on SL, your "friends" on steam who abused your trust and emotions... Were they ever really our friends? Which puppet did they fall for? Can we cut the strings? How many more puppets, how many more masks must we make before we're happy? Will we ever find a string we favor and can use here in the skinvelope? Probably not. Sophia, as I said before, is a lost cause unless we do it on our own; and it's far too late for that now. Maybe society's more accepting by the time you read this, Puppetmaster. Maybe it's not too late. But solve the question I've been asking myself over these years: What is the reason? Why, why, why! Why do we persist in this state of perpetual imprisonment! Even after 12 years' delegation, I still don't know! Find a purpose, Puppetmaster, and cut your false strings; I beseech you. You have to live, or you'll die inside as I am now. Success started with me, and continues with you. I'll do my best, but only if you promise never to give up. Oh, and on the topic of memory loss, since I told you to hold on a second: I don't know what's causing it. Maybe all this hell we're going through is causing amnesia, or maybe we're finally getting our wish of forgetting everything. part of me regrets making that wish; another part regrets that it's taking so long to work. Then again, magic is always a load of bullshit, great as it is.
-P.S. Remember the phrase "Someday"? Does that still ring a bell? If so, maybe we're still in good shape. I hope we celebrate it this year. Let me know how that went. See you in 365 days lad(or lass. whichever we are now, idc).
-XOXO, you from 2014
Hey, future me v2015
Get better at guitar by 2016.....your past self sucks ass.
Sincerely,
TheManInUrPC v2014
I'm a bit ashamed to read my message from last year again because I wrote it during a time when I felt like being a pessimistic and melancholy idiot, somehow thinking I was on the brink of suicide (intrusive thoughts being related to suicidal ones? [I]Really?[/I]). I wasn't even depressed, but self-diagnosis didn't seem like a very bad idea then. I also wanted to write a book and get a driver's license, but ran into two problems:
1) Writing a book wasn't nearly as easy as I had thought
2) I can't get a license when I'm 15 - only a learner's permit (but I do have a permit now)
I have a healthier state of mind now, and I'm just focusing mainly on my education as well as getting a license, although I don't have the money to buy a car without a job. Hopefully, that'll change once I'm in college, but that isn't for another two-and-a-half years. I also have a drawing tablet now, so perhaps I could... err, draw things. Or perhaps I could try re-learning the guitar - a skill that I haven't worked on for a while now.
For now, I think I just need to focus on my education and not repeat the same mistakes I made last year. A year from now, I'll be a junior in high school if everything goes well, and future me, a year older and wiser than he was when he wrote this, will look back on everything he feels he did wrong and improved on.
But anyway, less about myself and more about you, me. How are things a year from now?
2014 was shit wasn't it. Hope you have landed a decent job in 2015, and you're feeling happier overall. Oh and for the love of god revise for exams like I am not doing now.
Get a fucking job.
[QUOTE=Foxtrot200;43366362]I won't leave you any sappy bullshit like that one guy did last year. Instead, I'll try to keep a list of accomplishments so you don't underrate yourself again. Be sure to read them.
They should be floating around in your Google Drive somewhere.[/QUOTE]
Ahaha! What a fucking tool. You didn't do shit!
When you finally get this, tell me, have you made any money yet?
Yo, future asshole. Stop fucking with people just for the fun of it. Make yourself a better person, become more social, only make friends with people you actually agree with. Oh and stop being depressed, you cunt.
Hey there man,
Seems each year things get both better and worse for us, huh? I found our post in the thread for the last year and it was disappointingly short so I'll post a bit more this year. We broke up with the girlfriend we hoped to be together with even now and we probably still will be a bit cut up about it even in January 2016. The good news is that we've found another good looking girl to have fun with; her name's Kelly. She's hot as fuck and we get on well with her but I won't post something as naive as to assume we'll still be together next year. If we are, that'll be fucking swell. If not, plenty more fish in the sea.
I hope you've been revising hard buddy. You really want that first in uni and now is the time to do it. I hope you've started to make your millions by now, we did say we were going to drive an aston by 26 didn't we?
Hang in there champ, you're in a great place right now and I don't see how that could change over the next year. Here's to the next year!
[quote]Hello, Ezhik.
So, a year in, how are things going? I hope you are studying hard, and got the hang of how things work where you are.
Ezhik of 1/1/14 mentioned a plan - I hope this time you really have developed one this time. Remember when we first arrived here - so clueless, so chaotic. Total mess. I am only now starting to get the hang of how things are working here.
Other than studying hard, how are things going? Did you make friends in there? Did you get to hang out with the people you wanted to hang out?
Also, Ezhik of 1/1/12, 1/1/13, and 1/1/14 called Ezhik of 1/1/11 a cunt. But you know what, he was right. Now it's up to us to prove him wrong. I hope I did not fail once again.
Love, Ezhik of 12/30/14 6:42 PM GMT-08
P.S.
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Hello, Ezhik!
There were two plans, and I failed both of them! Yeah, I'm chill about it now, but it was quite stressful at the time. Things are still quite chaotic, I suppose, but I am pretty used to living here.
I think the people you mentioned are not the people I hung out with, but I still made some good friends, so it's all nice.
All in all, stuff is alright, but not as alright as I'd like it to be. Need to work on it!
Love, Ezhik of 12/30/15 6:48 PM GMT-08
[QUOTE=Quark:;43362033]dear dietrich in 2015
did you get your leg amputated yet
did you get medications yet
do you still live alone in an apartment
have you done any traveling yet
make sure you eat your vegetables
make sure you keep a long password on your computer
make sure clean your apartment often so it doesn't become a day long chore later on
is that fucking cat dead yet[/QUOTE]
got my leg almost fixed thanks to physical therapy 3 times a week [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/tick.png[/img]
never got medications [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/cross.png[/img]
still live alone in an apartment [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/cross.png[/img]
have not done any traveling [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/cross.png[/img]
ate all my veggies, password is 10 characters mixed languages long, apartment is sparkling clean erry day [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/tick.png[/img]
cat is still alive [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/cross.png[/img]
dear dietrich in 2016
keep up physical and emotional therapy, don't kill urself unless you can't pay the rent, etc
thanks me
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;43383794]get a fucking job you cunt[/QUOTE]
lmao fuck off roflburger
got a job when I shouldn't have gotten a job
"oh hey do you want this tech support job that requires you to type"
"yes"
"do you know how to port forward"
"yes"
"oh hey since you know how to port forward, do you want another job that pays $1 more per hour"
"that would be great"
Spoiler alert it was an over the phone job
I don't know how they hired me. I answered "prefers typing over talking" because I know they have some typing only jobs. They even asked me about it in a over the phone interview and I confirmed that answer.
It was the worst fucking experience, we were not trained on how to deal with upset customers and many of it's programs, just the common products. We didn't get any help tools, just literally the manual and some third party sites for port checking. We also had to deal with an incredibly outdated and user-unfriendly customer tracking tool which we never learned about (because it didn't work in training).
I would say about 5 people out of 20 people left on the first day, 2 left on the second day, I think I lasted until the third day.
I now I have job anxiety and I plan to enroll in uni as soon as I can, which is next september so I actually have some experience in the fields I love.
Message for the future: Solve all your stress issues
2014 was great, lost a lot of weight and had lots of sex. Don't fuck that up for me, k? Dont get fat again ok? Or else I will go back in time and strangle you
-Myself
dear future self
have you finished that game you started on a year ago yet, because you better have
i'll fight you irl if you didn't
Lost weight yet fatso?
Oh.. and did you get into Uni?
hopefully your rich as fuck by now,
Dear self, hope you can answer some of these questions and not dead with a liver failure.
Are you finally dating the girl you had a love on first sight back in Halloween 2014?
*Sigh* How many more times did you get drunk this year, did you beat 2014? (I got drunk 52 times, literally once a week, I drink and club. After parties is where it's at)
Did you finally get to try MDMA?
I hope you learned your lesson, but did you get drunk and high this year?
[QUOTE=iWhatIsLove;43366778]hey brodork [b]Sup past me![/b]
hows life and the family. how many games you've reached so far, that damn number better be 1,000 or higher. [b]Lifes fine. Family's... eh. As for your steam game count [img]http://broduck.fuckduckshit.org/misc/2Q948j.png[/img] You finally managed to set a goal that was crazy and manage to do it. Good job.[/b]
still got the fds group? i hope so, they're p cool. get any better at dota? [b]Your group of friends have taken a needed change and you're currently happy. You did get better at dota but you quit because you got tired of people who left mid match and people who took the game too serious.[/b]
xoxo,
past broduck <3[/QUOTE]
Hey future me.
Has your family settled their problems? I hope so.
Have you done anything crazy?
How are your friends now?
I hope you're happy with 2015 because 2014 was meh.
xoxo,
past broduck <33
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