Write something for future you to see on January 1st 2016.
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I hope you got the college grades you needed for uni, and if not sorry I reminded you.
Also has Bulletstorm 2 or Saints Row V been announced yet?
Hey!, i hope you get this future me because last time i wrote one of these and i never got too read it because i forgot my email password. Mind you this was like 6 years ago, that being said: Have you stopped smoking pot? Have you found a hot ass girlfriend? Have you moved away from this shithole town yet?
So many questions!
Hey.
Did you fix the lights on your car, and the locks? If you did that, did you start on the bodywork?
Are you still obsessively nostalgic for 2006-2007 and 2011? If so, stop it. It's getting you nowhere and you know it.
Did everyone finally pay you back?
Did your cousin ever fix your fucking bike? If he did, I hope you got back into shape over the summer.
Also, get a flu shot and get your last two wisdoms removed. Stop screwing around.
Where are you at in your schooling? Are you still an obsessive perfectionist? You fucking better be unless you want to answer phones for assholes forever.
Hey though. Buck up. I hope you've made at least an attempt to meet someone new.
Here's to a bright 2016.
What choice did you make: further education or work?
Are you still overweight? Maybe you're obese now, you fat, lazy fuck!
Any major hardware/software failures?
Play any good games this year?
Please tell me Labor didn't win the GE.
Dear shiny future man,
How was 2015?
Are you still alive?
Do you have good grades?
What are you working on?
Have you made some new friends?
Are there still goth girls in the future?
Sincerely, ancient caveman from the past.
[QUOTE]Wassap future self
Hopefully you didnt fuck up your GCSES and have just started college.
Hopefully your still with your girlfriend and have a fucking amazing group of friends
its 5am right now on the 2nd of January 2013. and I need sleep. You will most likely be reading this thinking the exact same thing at the exact same time
Peace out brother[/QUOTE]
not with the same girl anymore, and my friend group has changed slightly (only really hang about with a few from my old friend group)
Exams didnt turn to complete shit, I came out with about 90% passes which is great.
Best part about this was the fact that I came across this at 5am on the 2nd like I said I fucking would, nailed it.
Oh well
Hey charles
Hopefully your photographs start getting picked up, or have improved drastically
By the time you read this, hopefully your 365 project is finished, since you started it on the 2nd of jan 2015...!!!
dont fuck up college you bellend.
Hey there big boy. You single?
hi
don't fuck up
or rather
i hope you'll be good
dear me,
GET A DATE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
sincerely, me
dear future me,
youve had a busy year, if you made it this far then go out and have a good fucking wrecker cus you deserve it
oh and stay thuggin nigga
peace g
Get straight a ratio of 3:1 ratio of A's to B's.
Start and finish enlisting in the Marine reserves.
Hey there sexy, you making money off of your art yet? How about Cal Arts, did you get in? If so, don't despair, but don't go back to working at Walmart. Like, ever.
Also, for the love of god, whatever you do [B]do not[/B] buy that brass key from the decripit old woman running an antique store south of town. Seriously, if you end up looping back 1997 again I'm going to kick your ass.
[QUOTE=CAPT Opp4;43934706]Ah, my post from last year was congratulating myself on becoming a gold member...but alas, maybe next year.
So, in that case...congratulations on breaking the cycle, and becoming a gold member![/QUOTE]
...Alas...I failed you again, me. :(
Fuck gold membership, who needs it -- future me, if you somehow waste the time or money to become a gold member but January of 2016, I'm gonna kick your ass!
Also, for good measure, I'm cutting off your thumb after I'm done writing this. Take that, you bastard!
is that you, john wayne
is this me
You fucked up, didn't you? I know you did.
Told you so!
Dear me,
Still useless I see.
I hope we didn't fuck up our GSCEs, and the Sixth Form better be good.
I hope you've learned to code and properly draw faces too.
Hey nerd,
Hope you did what you set out to and started doing more original work. Did you improve on animation? You git gud yet?
Hope you're still working, of course. If all went well you're still at OVK anyway. How's that going?
Also did you find someone? 2014 wasn't all it was hyped up to be, so here's hoping you did the best of 2015. Are you at least more social in general? :v:
Now, I'm gonna go back and marathon Fresh Prince.
See ya nerd
How's college going? Hook up with anyone? That laptop work out for you, doing everything you needed it to?
I hope so.
Hey man, no matter what struggle you may be going through at this time you're alive and reading this, right? And you've got like two more weeks off for break for Western (if you do end up going there).
That's about it. Tell Haley I said pale. <>
Edit: P.S. you're a dingus
Dear Future Me,
The ending of 2014 has been one of the toughest experiences of my life. Just know that our lost friend will forever be in our heart and please never forget him. Currently I really miss him and want him to get better but things won't and I'm preparing for the worst. Almost every night since the incident I think about him and how life could've been different if I knew that he wasn't feeling good. I loved him so much and I'm crying just typing this. Treasure life as it is and don't forget him and the experiences you had with him. If you manage to hang in there til 2016 then hopefully things are much better then today 1/4/15. Life sucks and I know but things will get better and by the time you read this you'll be in college living a new life with new people. Also if you manage to find your special someone then congratulations you made it man. Once you read this a year later take your time to reflect on your experiences and cherish them.
Sincerely,
Current Me
Dear future me,
I really ,REALLY hope you became more productive than you were before. You need to get on the ball if you wanna get to a good college man! Step up your game! Stop playing so much video games and spend more time outside with people and shit.
If you see this and you haven't changed, shame on you. But if you have, I can say job well-done man. You deserve it.
Don't fail me, I hope you've moved on and got dat bitch.
Drop the bitch if things aint improved
Dear motherfucker,
Have you lost that weight yet you swine?
Did you get accepted at your college or did you get to lazy son of a bitch?
How about you spending some fucking time on moddeling already?
Did you get a gf yet or did you get another weird fucking chick?
Its about time for a drivers license isnt it?
happy 2016 douchebag
hey future me
fuck off
Hello Roedie,
As you might see, this post is a little late. But you are always late, so that wasn't a surprise was it. Maybe try fixing that this year?
Are you still a virgin in 2016? if no, well done. if yes, i knew it. Was it because you were too late with reacting to the girls signs? if yes, i told you to fix, it god damn it again?!
Did you get a job yet? How many times have you come too late? Did you get fired already because of it?
are you still smoking a lot of pot? maybe you should change that if most of the above questions were answered with yes. Or is it already too late and are you addicted to pot?
We'll see soon enough, see yain '16 you late pothead.
Hey future me, I hope 2015 was a blast and if it wasn't, there is always 2016!
A few questions:
-Did you end up moving out?
-Did you know who ever make those damn servers? If so, did you end up banning him from his own server... Again?
Well, best of luck in the future! Don't stress yourself out too much
Sincerely,
You from the past
Hey future me,
How was 2015? 2014 sucked huh? Have you recovered from it? Are you truly over it and ready to move on? It's been a year so I hope so otherwise that's pretty sad man. I'm hoping you've stuck to your goals that you set for yourself after it all ended. Have you managed to gain a little more weight and tone yourself, because you fucked yourself up pretty badly. You better have. Are you happy? You still doing your program? You've got a good future set out for yourself so don't fuck it up. What's the situation between you and her? Are you two okay now or is she still just another toxic thing in your life? If she is, then maybe you really should just drop her out of your life altogether. And speaking of girls...have you found any new, special ladies? If you have, good for you. Otherwise, just wait, you'll find her eventually. You're not [I]that[/I] bad after all.
Best of luck to you, future man. Don't do anything stupid.
Fuck,
Past Man
[QUOTE=Prez;43363047]Holy fuck, I forgot I wrote this.
2015 Mitch,
Yay, you got that promotion you wanted last year. Woop woop! Next step, if a manager position opens up, you'd better fucking apply for it. Again, keep smiling and stay positive even if you don't get it. I hope the year to come is really fun - don't take it for granted!
See you in another year, faggot.[/QUOTE]
Lmao I keep forgetting that I write these.
Welp, you left your job at the theatre and now you're at EB! I hope the year ahead is very positive and full of awesomeness for you, because there are a fuckton of opportunities ahead. Best of luck with the exchange application etc (if it goes south I'm sorry but you're still awesome!), and I hope the email you get in September gives you a happy reminder of where you are in your life.
Have a great 2015, and see you next time faggot.
Dear FutureMe,
[violently hisses]
You and ____ have been talking for way too long as it is right now in Jan. 2015. I hope by 2016, you two are finally together because it's been long enough. If not, fuck ____ (literally. was it worth it? haha). Aslo, "I [I]still[/I] can't type 'also' properly" better not be valid in 2016. I expect you to be lighting your fingers on fire with the speeding velocity of how fast you can type now. Anyway, um … 24 is now approaching you and you're fucking beautiful. God damn, you're awesome. Okay, that's good—very proud of you. But seriously … I hope your job situation & moving/living conditions are looking up at this point. And if Sallie Mae is now doing [U]the thing[/U], well, idk what to tell ya, buddy.
This is too much now. Alright, "2Blessed2BeStressed" is the slogan and "Love always, Trust some, Wrong none" is the motto. Je ne sais. Bye, person reading this. Um, your skin looks really tight today. Okay.
See ya FagMasterFlex.
<3,
Nipslip/Hella :suicide:
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