• Fan Fiction Exploration: Not Squirrelking
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NCIS/Twilight crossover. What the fuck am I reading? [url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6516936/1/We_Meet_Again[/url] There are seriously fucking Twilight crossovers for everything
[QUOTE=Sherow_Xx;31970885]Actually, since this is a fan fiction thread, I'd like to mention a fanfic which will clearly make a lot of you tear out your own eyes and bleed boxes all over me when you here the premise. Oh well, I ain't telling you to read it. It's a fanfic that has the worst case of Better Than It Sounds, that I have ever seen. It's also a crossover fanfiction, of the two most unlikely things. There was practically no way that this fan fiction could go well. It is Fallout Equestria. A crossover of Fallout (mostly FO3)... and My Little Pony. Written by one who goes by the pseudonym "Kkatman" or Kkat. Literally one of the most laughable concepts one could think of, right? But well, now it has 37 chapters, and it's still not done. For every chapter, it seems that the chapters get longer and longer. The latest, Chapter 37 was around 100 pages long. It has generated tons of fan art and is being made into an audio book. People are even starting to write fan fiction of this fan fiction. I know it has been reported that people who haven't played Fallout enjoyed it as well, but I'm not sure whether it will work the other way around. So I aknowledge that people here might not like it. And the main character is obviously lesbian. I'd recommend it to everybody, because it's extremely well written, but I realize people here will be downright outraged by it. Ignore it, or give it a chance, it's your choice. [url]http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/story-fallout-equestria.html[/url] [i]*gulp*[/i][/QUOTE] What kind of demented superhuman levels of autism does one need to be able to create something like this?
Content! [quote]I`ve become a numb,I understand to fallin to you...I always scared to losing you,your every gaze melt my every touch make me shiver. I am understand now 'love' delicate soft lips...I feel your cool breath in my look at me and leaning my ear and quietly whisper "I LOVE YOU". I look at you and kiss you passionately.I feel your slim lips in my explore me,taste me,touch me...Our wet tongue meets. We feel it moan in my mouth and i am moaning to the kissing,you say crazy love words.I am smiling you. We stopped,you look at take my hand and take me,I don`t understand what are you we stopped. We come to kitchen.I blinked you and you smile open the freezer and took the ice cube,you come to to ice cube beautiful lips,i jumped your neck and lick your lips. You put it ice cube in own mouth and gave me,you cool breath cooler than lost in control,tongue dancing saliva dropped to corner of the mouths,you melt my heat the ice cube.I`m sucked your tongue,and that sounds seduce me...You look at me chocolate eyes and say,'You drive me crazy L, I can`t take it any more',you lean and kiss my neck ,bite me,suck me like a mad. -Ah ah mmmmmmmm yagami-kun please!.Light look at him and say,'not yagami-kun L you say light,light,Light,my love light'... -Ohhhhhhhh light my love...l groaning begging for mercy,brunette not stopping he suck and lick l ear lobe and suddenly he embraced him and say 'You`re mine all night and forever'.L wrapped his legs to light waist and his head nuzzle to light neck and smelling his spicy are going to bedroom... Light open the door his elbow and tossed the L to bed,and top of kissed and biting lover`s mouth hungrily.L squirm under the smiling and down of the his body,he remove his white shirt and tossed the room,soon after turn to zipper he`s baggy jeans tossed to near the shirt,brunette grining like a devil and pull the boxers,now L completly naked under him,He say "You`re incredible sexy my L".Starting to licking neck and along his chest,l`s whimper echoing the very enchanted his voice.L looking down at him and say 'Is not fair,you`re still dressed my love'.Light smiled and 'Why you`re not undressing me baby'.L jumped him and straddle began to open slowly buttons his black shirt,kissing his chest playing his nipple light moaning his touch he playing the lover`s belt and loosened,he looking down and smiling 'OOOWW it`s a really big problem you`re already swollen!,my poor dear'.L leaning and stroked,open the zipper his teeth and tossed pants in the room,light laughing to his actions.L looking to lover in the seductive,big eyes their gaze meet and they stopped the position for a a while,suddenly L long fingers stroked over in boxer to light cock and he give a little kissing and licking.'Ahhhh ahh oh L don`t tease.L smiling and, 'What are you wanting me my light ?'.Brunette opened eyes and say 'Just sucked it,suck me,suck...L looking down a below 'As you wish my honey'...Light panting 'Ohhhhhhh Ahhhh just like that L just like th.. ahhhhhhh' light stroked l`s black silky locks,he thinking...he is really beautiful creature in the annoyed far he date in the many women but L is different,he really fall in the love this men. L pull the lover`s boxer,stroked the tip and licking,light buried his head pillow and moaning like a wild animal,L sucked and licking to light`s big thing,preparing to seme,light open the eyes he looking down again to him and L looking back and sucked,while looking in his can`t take it any took the l`s face and climbed on top of pulled down his licking and sucking the nipples,l groaning,the pale face flushed,buried his head pillow turning his face to the stroked his cheek,he gave a gentle said ecstatic tone of voice whispered, 'Spread your beautiful pale legs baby'.L nodded,light put in L`s mouth his long fingers and say 'Suck it'. He slowly sucked and looking light eyes,light fingers slowly down his body and came to the tight heat he gently stroked and put the one finger and two and three,l panting bucking his hips wanting more,light leaning the tight circle and licking 'ohhh ohh ahhhhh huhhh light please, please don`t do that time light leaning his ear and say 'What do I do eru',L shiver and say 'just do it light'.Light turning back to him 'I am not understanding eru,what do you mean'. L looking back he become a nervous and 'You are very good understand what I mean'.Light not satisfied his words,he really love it the talking dirty.'Ooo I feel so tired these days,I'm really not getting anything'.L really angry this time 'Light damn you'.L looking back seductive eyes and smiling like a pervert 'Fuck me,fuck me until the morning...he kissing,sucking,licking lover`s lips.'Please put in my tight hole your big,hot bit his lip and looking him,'L a little more'.He kissing his forehead.'I wanna scream and shaking under you.I wanna drive you mad,I want a die with you in our whimper and sweat. 'Ooooww L you asked for it'.Light stroked own member and gently pushed the tip l`s,he panting and moaning quietly,light looking in his face and kissing his eyes and pushed all member. Light thrust`s very hard,so bed was creak,they dark room walls full of the moan,groan,whimper and dirty words.L sitting his lap, bit his lip his cheeks already shaking him like a crazy,brunette looks full of desire their hair was flying and they look each other during that time. It feels so good to full inside of you ohhhhhh,ahhhhhhhhh,mmmmmmm my pale baby. Lighttt,he screamed and,"I`M BURNİNG".ohhhhh... just like that,Don`t stop baby. We both burning my love but we are melt this situation. me all night,ride meeeee. Fuck you L,fuck,fuck,yessss,Don`t worry!I fuck you all will not walking to my special fuck! Mmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh baby,baby,raitoo. Ohhhhhhhh Lawliet,Lawliet,Lawliettttttttttttt... Light was not really in this world anymore. Ahhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhh ohhhh light...please,I`m gonna lose my me,fuck me,fuckkkkkkkk! My love,my horny love...Harder,Faster,Deeper uhhhhh . A deep sigh escape to brunette lips,his voice was trembling. Light smiling like a you have a dirty mouth like a whore... ahhhhhh... I love the way you talking me like that. L laughed to moaning and say; Buttt you want this to talk you like that,you seduce me once. Hahhhh haaahhh Ohhh,I`m screw you and you`re enjoying this,you`re mine baby..just mineeeeeee huhhhhhhhhh. Yeahhhhh... I`m yours,I`m belong to you ! They kissing like a crazy ,Light sucking L tongue they share their moans,sweat covered their bodies. xxx Ahhhh ahhh mmmmm... yes,yes,yes light,light my wild tiger.L smiling and shaking under him. Light take of his legs and put in own shoulders,panting his words and say; "Ohhh ohh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you look so sexy this you sexy bitch" You embrrassing me light,don`t say this words. Don`t be embrrassing my baby,you`re moan turning me like a animal hahhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. L, L I`m gonna I`m gonna ... Yes ,yes ,yes,yes me to me tooooooooooooo uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... They coming for a two times one hit and thrust L a over and over... Finally,they`re coming three collapsed to L`s covared sweat shoulder they`re panting and suddenly light looking to watch,05:00 hours of the morning had been,and say,'Wowwww One night 3 round...it`s amazing you`re amazing,baby'.L stroked his yellowish silky hair and 'I will never forget this night, my darling'.Light looked back to him and say 'AISHITERU MY LOVE,AISHITERU'... Light arms wrapped around l`s slim waist and they fell asleep,the sun slowly rising into the room...[/quote]
[QUOTE=Herr Sven;31949343]If you want some [B]good[/B] Futurama fanfics; Look up [url=http://www.futurama-madhouse.net/fanfic/indexc.shtml#coldangel]Coldangel1[/url].[/QUOTE] pray tell, why would you want to read fanfiction of an animated comedy show
[QUOTE=Shoupie;31982390]Content![/QUOTE] God damn, that's awful. Fucking no spaces after punctuation, using ` instead of ', fucking switching perspectives all the time, and don't even get me started on the grammar. Or the content for that matter.
[url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4067416/1/Doom_Repercussions_of_Evil_Mark_II[/url]
[QUOTE=Aurora93;31982451]pray tell, why would you want to read fanfiction of an animated comedy show[/QUOTE]I dunno, why would we want to read fanfaction of anything else?
this guy did a pretty damn good job getting it like icton [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R0ZZF4O0K4[/media] i love the radio voices
[QUOTE=Tark;31984601]this guy did a pretty damn good job getting it like icton [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R0ZZF4O0K4[/media] i love the radio voices[/QUOTE] Sweet God man, scroll up a tiny bit.
Can someone post that retarded fan fic of Princess Leiah and Optimus Prime doing it and then R2D2 goes up Optimus's ass and finds out that theres paintings of everyone who's been up his ass inside his ass.
I remember doing some S.T.A.L.K.E.R. fanfic way before the first game got released, back then the game's main page had a fanfic section that I was really into reading and got inspired to make my own, only did like a full A4 page front to back then I just stopped probably due to losing inspiration or the will to continue it. It's full of typos and I sped up the story a lot. Here's a little bit from it, typos included: [quote]im getting throw the military checkpoint, after this i will not be able to get out of the Zone, ive finnaly got throw the checkpoint[/quote] Yeah it's pretty bad, still keep it around probably to remember what not to do if I ever want to try fanfic again.
[QUOTE=Mr.Bossman;31991945]Can someone post that retarded fan fic of Princess Leiah and Optimus Prime doing it and then R2D2 goes up Optimus's ass and finds out that theres paintings of everyone who's been up his ass inside his ass.[/QUOTE] You mean this: [url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5714348/1/Love_Beyond_Circuits_Love_Beyond_Flesh[/url]
[QUOTE=Konakona940;31993036]You mean this: [url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5714348/1/Love_Beyond_Circuits_Love_Beyond_Flesh[/url][/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Optimus bowel's walls were made of carbon nanotubes covered with soft pinky pillows of pure petunia's cotton. They ajusted on the fly the pressure over R2 body and the elevator speed, acording to R2-D2 willingness to go deeper with his innermost sexual fantasies. At first R2 wanted togo slow, to fell the texture on his metal cover. But latter, his inhibition got away, and the elevator got faster, and Optimus got a surprise for him. Neon gas tubes apeared on the walls, [B]and a range of different colors illuminate inside Optimus's ass with all colors of the spectrum[/B]. It was a really shame R2-D2 couldn't smell the daisy fragance permeating Optimus Prime's anus. R2 had no nose.[/QUOTE] [I]What the actual fuck.[/I]
This does a good job describing some of the bad fan fictions. Starts at 2:08 [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UBY-jroC94[/media]
I hate to toot my own horn, but I've been working on and off on a [url=https://login.fanfiction.net/story/story_edit_property.php?storyid=6466911/1/]Kingdom Hearts fan-fiction[/url]. It's not too far in yet, but I have the basic story outlined in my head. It would be an honor to get a review from my fellow Facepunchers.
[QUOTE=DuCT;31972430]Here's a fun exercise to do. 1. Go to fanfiction.net 2. Search for your first name (ex. Chuck, Bob, Garry) 3. Find a story whose main characters shares your name 4. ????? 5. Profit![/QUOTE] An even better game is to go to deviant art and search for <your name> and "the Hedgehog". [editline]29th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;31998034]I hate to toot my own horn, but I've been working on and off on a [url=https://login.fanfiction.net/story/story_edit_property.php?storyid=6466911/1/]Kingdom Hearts fan-fiction[/url]. It's not too far in yet, but I have the basic story outlined in my head. It would be an honor to get a review from my fellow Facepunchers.[/QUOTE]You're pretty much asking a group of vegans what they think of your Veal recipe here.
Here's some "fanfiction" (more of a fancomic) of prequel... again. I actually put effort into this one. PREQUEL 2: HERESY BOOGALOO [IMG]http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/2503/asotilandkatiatalk.png[/IMG] "Legionnaire can I ask you a question?" "Shoot" "I noticed your accent is... different from everyone else' I've met since I got here... were you born in Cyrodil?" "No, I was born far away, in a country known as the Imperium of Man, it's quite a tale, would you like to hear it?" "Actually we shold probably get-" "Well since you insist! I was born in a territory known as Kaurava 2..." [IMG]http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/6641/homeplanet.png[/img] The territory had been devastated decades prior by a bloody conflict between humanity and the horrid green-skin orks. These are orks with a K not orcs like we know them here with a C, completely different creatures in manner, not too much in appearance. Regardless the territory was firmly under the grasp of the Imperium of Man, an empire which at one point encompassed Tamriel itself, but during an event known as the "Horus Heresy" thousands of years ago the territory was lost, as was much of the Imperium's lands. To reclaim the land lost and expand our reach the Imperium, under the guidance of the emperor of mankind, created the Imperial Guard, an organization without equal. I was part of the Kauravan 134th, an infantry regiment without equal, which took mighty ships as large as entire cities and oceans to spread the grip of the Emperor. [IMG]http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/9210/ships2.png[/IMG] Ships? Slightly different than the ships you know, but yes "ships", though that's not important. The Imperial Guard had come to Tamriel to investigate rumors that a God of Chaos named Khorn had been worshiped on this planet using the name "Mehrunes Dagon" or to a lesser extent "Clavicus Vile". If the rumors were true we were to make sure that the "Blood god" could not open portals into his own sick and twisted Warp realm from which demons could pour into this realm and destroy every living thing on the planet. I had a special job on this mission, I was to keep moral up, as I was of special rank; I was a commissar! Of course, that was 17 years ago, and it all changed when we came into range of Tamriel. [IMG]http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/3640/acotigatwindow.png[/IMG] Disembarking was going to take us days, and none of the guard were in that much of a hurry to get onto the ground. I was enjoying the view when I heard my name come from behind me. "Commissar" [IMG]http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/9545/reallytalkinghardohyeah.png[/IMG] As I turned around I saw a guardsman I hardly recognized, I searched my brain for a name to put to the face. "Yes Rorik, what is it?" "It's Rory sir, I have to report something I saw in the uhh... escape crafts... I saw a soldier and a Xenos doing who knows what..." "Xenos love?!" [IMG]http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/2032/commisarcloseup.png[/IMG] HERESY!!! I ran to the escape craft and found... [img]http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/8716/duped.png[/img] Nothing, well aside from a box full of pineapple seeds, a broom, and 1 crate full of confiscated yo-yos. However, as soon as I step foot into the room the door closed behind me! I had been duped by the traitorous Rodney! [IMG]http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/3820/fuuuuck.png[/IMG] I yelled and screamed at the bastard to let me out, but apparently my methods of raising moral had left some tension between us, and he wanted to make sure that I couldn't hurt any of his friends anymore. [IMG]http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/1778/moralexecute.png[/IMG] This is probably because the Commissariat's methods of raising Moral are not the nicest to the common soldier... and he may have been referring to Soldier Jenkins, whom I had to let go when he retreated into a cave during the battle of Jandar 4. Regardless I was so angry that my hat practically fell off my head. However, I had only yelled at Robert for half a minute before I noticed that my craft was already a mile away. The bastard had let me go, and I began to drift towards Tamriel. Of course... that's about the time that the ship exploded. [IMG]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/4652/ohwell.png[/IMG] The forces of Chaos had fired upon us with the main cannon of their only flagship in the area, what I assume to be the "Blood God's Bloody Blood Filled Blood Bath of Blood that was Bloody" as it was the only major ship spotted in the area. [IMG]http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/6884/escapect.png[/IMG] I was of course then set adrift towards the continent you know as Tamriel, and my arrival was not to be a pleasant one.
jerry is yell "ellen what you are doing making with the black man!" so ellen reply "i am dating ham! Go away!" lol
[quote]The Humen Centipede 2: The Humen Milipede Doktor scientist got oot of poop water becuz he wasntnot reely dead by only trick to fools police. "Now I are will create the humen miliped!" He inventioned. Time was goin n work was flyin when eh needed onyly 1 thing left: the pure tearz of the true milipeed. But not have ther so went to market plase. "I CAN NOT SEEL U THIS ITEM1" The vendar sayd. "Why nat" "Cuz u r a bad doktor scintist." So Doktor scientis did daily quest to get hid rep up to essalted and buy anyway. Back at ta hom he finnish the humen mllipede. "IT WARKS!" He sheouted. "Oh no we are humen!" Said milipeeeds. "Oh no we are millipeds!" Said humens. Then door. "I will ansver da door." Doktor sicentist went open door and see it id Men in Black. "I HAV COME 2 TAKE THE EVIDANCE!" Men in Black said and ated a watermelon that was filld with fryed chiken. "NO U DONDT!" an Doktor Scientist went transformashun to powar ranger mode! (Attor's Note: He didt go powar rager mode in teh movie cuz it swa ony police and he not wastful of powarup) "2 bad cuz we have reverse engine!" And Men in Back went powarenger 2! Tehy foughted for life and death so humen miliprede hads to acting fastly. Humen Millip runned fast in of betweens da fight and castes most poawrful spel. "GLACIER RETREAT!" And teh Men in Black explodd and died after words. "Good jub my humen milpede!" Doktor Scientist congratulashuned. So they movinged to Hayee wif Liio and Sitch to go with board surfing and Doktor golt ideans for an experiment centipede maybe seekwill crossvover wif Lilo and Stitch in futer? THE ENDL[/quote] [url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5968898/1/THE_HUEMN_CENIPED_2_THE_HUMEN_MILIPEDE[/url]
[QUOTE=TalonAran;32010880][url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5968898/1/THE_HUEMN_CENIPED_2_THE_HUMEN_MILIPEDE[/url][/QUOTE] [quote]So Doktor scientis did daily quest to get hid rep up to essalted and buy anyway.[/quote] What the fuck does WoW have to do with the Human Centipede?!
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