• Valentine's present for a guy?
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[QUOTE=Zak1392;20170987]Girls with boob jobs are fucking disgusting[/QUOTE] And guys with boob jobs even more so. We don't even know if the op is a guy or a girl yet.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=18074564&postcount=1[/url] [QUOTE]I'm the sort of guy who over-thinks stuff.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=11667874&postcount=91[/url] [QUOTE]I'm a chick.[/QUOTE] WTF
you dont have a boyfriend or a girlfriend you dont have a valentine get your mother to buy some more cheetos for you from the corner store masturbate to facebook pictures of the popular girls in 9th grade thats what you will do on valentines day you are nothing
Let him get a crack of that pussy
[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;20172211][url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=18074564&postcount=1[/url] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=11667874&postcount=91[/url] WTF[/QUOTE] :wtc: Maybe it's a -Bi :wth:
[QUOTE=synth;20172552]you dont have a boyfriend or a girlfriend you dont have a valentine get your mother to buy some more cheetos for you from the corner store masturbate to facebook pictures of the popular girls in 9th grade thats what you will do on valentines day you are nothing[/QUOTE] Whata troll.
Double post. :
It's a guy. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=18074564&postcount=1[/url] or said person can't decide. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=11667874&postcount=91[/url] [editline]04:16PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Cirtaboyz;20172581]:wtc: Maybe it's a -Bi :wth:[/QUOTE] Wops, ninja'd.
Break up with him.
[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;20172211][url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=18074564&postcount=1[/url] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=11667874&postcount=91[/url] WTF[/QUOTE] It's possible that she initially didn't want people to know, which makes sense when you consider people on the internet or that he is faking it. Oh wait the second one is a year previously, maybe she can't make her mind up whether to tell everybody or not, or he's inconsistent. And is bi either way. Or switching genders to fit. :psyduck: Everything only lasts for so long, so chocolate wouldn't be that bad, if awfully common. It depends on who he is, really...
If you're a woman, show him your tits and love him forever, if you're a guy...Extra strength condoms to survive the wear and tear of butt sex.
Get him a nice pocket knife. You'd be hard pressed to find any guy in the world who does not like a good knife. It doesn't even matter if he already has a large collection of them. A man never has too many knives.
Guys love food. Make cookies, brownies, cupcakes or something similar with valentines day decorations.
[QUOTE=Mjolnir82991;20172677]Get him a nice pocket knife. You'd be hard pressed to find any guy in the world who does not like a good knife. It doesn't even matter if he already has a large collection of them. A man never has too many knives.[/QUOTE] Or a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning. You can never go wrong with shurikens and lightnings.
[QUOTE=Archonos 2;20172716]Guys love food. Make cookies, brownies, cupcakes or something similar with valentines day decorations.[/QUOTE] Or take him out for a big juicy steak. That's what I would do. For myself.
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;20170882]Some lube.[/QUOTE] Actually not a bad idea. "Gift card" to the sex shop.
Anything related to vidya games.
If your not hot the latest issue of Nuts or a brazzers subscription ?
radeon hd5970 [editline]05:06PM[/editline] if you date me
Valentine's Day is consumerist bullshit.
A flesh light!
[QUOTE=The_Marine;20172630]Break up with him.[/QUOTE] This is a good idea. Break up with him now and then ask him for a date again on the 14th as a present.
[QUOTE=synth;20172552]you dont have a boyfriend or a girlfriend you dont have a valentine get your mother to buy some more cheetos for you from the corner store masturbate to facebook pictures of the popular girls in 9th grade thats what you will do on valentines day you are nothing[/QUOTE] Shit man, you know my routine!
Anal
[QUOTE=T2L_Goose;20175484]Anal[/QUOTE] Feels good man
Get him a scarf or a shirt or something, I bought mine a scarf last year during winter and he wore it all the time but now that it's summer he doesn't really need to wear one atm
Modern Warfare 2 [editline]07:47PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Thom12255;20170940][img]http://www.pcaction.de/content/gamegfx/2009-01/Call_of_Duty_4_Modern_Warfare_Cover_PC_Activision_USK_181.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] i'm not late, cos i did the sequel
sex?
Your body DAMNIT! Already been sugested 6+ times... Edit: A Three-way
[QUOTE=scurr;20178744]sex?[/QUOTE] Exactly. That's all guys want! You can save money that way as well.
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