• Most funny nicknames you've heard or gotten?
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[QUOTE=sphinxa279;46569438]everyone just calls me drunky the cunt[/QUOTE] I'll keep calling you sphincter
A few people sometimes referred to me as the "Chameleon" because I practically never go to the bathroom during a film when in the cinema, or even elsewhere really. I just don't feel the need, and even if I do I suppress the feeling for later, like for when I arrive at home. I suppose that does make me a chameleon.. [editline]25th November 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Sentomi;46569163]My brother had a friend they'd call "Chimney"... Go ahead and guess why.[/QUOTE] Because he was "as tall as a chimney"?
[QUOTE=Bat-shit;46569642]A few people sometimes referred to me as the "Chameleon" because I practically never go to the bathroom during a film when in the cinema, or even elsewhere really. I just don't feel the need, and even if I do I suppress the feeling for later, like for when I arrive at home. I suppose that does make me a chameleon..[/QUOTE] I don't think you guys quite know what a chameleon is, unless I'm missing something.
[QUOTE=DeVotchKa;46569673]I don't think you guys quite know what a chameleon is, unless I'm missing something.[/QUOTE] Like the other great man once said, "it wouldn't make sense even if I gave you the context" We know.
[QUOTE=Limed00d;46569555]I'll keep calling you sphincter[/QUOTE] :((( oh and sphinxa the drinker
This short black kid who failed three grades in highschool earned the nickname "nugget". Best nickname ever because you can say a dozen different variations and everyone will know who you are talking about.
1. The Frog 2. Moist Moishe
[QUOTE=Sentomi;46569163]My brother had a friend they'd call "Chimney"... Go ahead and guess why.[/QUOTE] He smoked?
Not really nicknames, but I've heard plenty of people mis-pronounce 'Niandra Lades' online games, from simple Niandra Ladies to shit like Nvidia and Niagara
[QUOTE=NiandraLades;46570699]Not really nicknames, but I've heard plenty of people mis-pronounce 'Niandra Lades' online games, from simple Niandra Ladies to shit like Nvidia and Niagara[/QUOTE] The problem is 'Lades', how do you pronounce that, like 'lattes', 'larts', 'lates', 'ladies', 'la-dez'
My friends used to call me [I]Google Translate[/I] since I was the only one to know how to speak English.
[QUOTE=_FR_Starfox64;46570813]My friends used to call me [I]Google Translate[/I] since I was the only one to know how to speak English.[/QUOTE] But did you fuck up at translating every other word?
King Wasabeeh Mukke-kebab-numse and sometimes people yell MONICAAARH Good times
Chuntwaffle. I still don't get it, but the guy was very mad at me, so I assume it was some kind of insult. :v:
[QUOTE=gary spivey;46570759]The problem is 'Lades', how do you pronounce that, like 'lattes', 'larts', 'lates', 'ladies', 'la-dez'[/QUOTE] I always thought layds.
Not really a nickname, but today in class someone called me "Thingybobby" because they had forgotten my name. It's like a weird portmanteau of "thingymabob" and "Bobby".
back in tafe everyone had a nickname i was little jesus my mate angelo was papa zoom we also had dudes like reverend skippy, mushroom tip, puff, cherry bomb, special k, big daddy cooper smooth and demi the pimp demi the pimp was creepy as fuck
I was called Teippi (DuckTape) when i was litle and now my classmates call me Pineapple
[QUOTE=GayIlluminati;46570838]But did you fuck up at translating every other word?[/QUOTE] [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1436467&p=46570472&viewfull=1#post46570472"]Says the one who can't count[/URL]
Unfortunately but probably only Dutchies will get this: A friend of mine has huge nipples, and we call him flipponipple.
Everywhere I go there's at least one person who calls me Sheldon, as in Professor Sheldon Cooper from the Big Bang Theory. I had never heard of that show until I was 13 and it turns out I acted and talked almost exactly like him. I watch that show and, oh my god, they were right. Now I can't help but grin when someone calls me Sheldon.
[QUOTE=NiandraLades;46570699]Not really nicknames, but I've heard plenty of people mis-pronounce 'Niandra Lades' online games, from simple Niandra Ladies to shit like Nvidia and Niagara[/QUOTE] I just know you by Niandra Lanes, sounds easier on the tongue
Fuckhead. I had some really nice friends.
Scotty too Spotty. Guy named Scott who had a bad case of acne.
Briefcase Wanker. Steel-toe cap. Jew (its funny because my dad's side is Arab) Sand-nigger. Only said with best intentions at heart of course.
I'm called a Slavshit by the Facepunch RP guys because of my West Slavic heritage.
My friend as me saved on his phone as The Titty King. I also knew a guy nicknamed after this: [T]http://ii.worldmarket.com/fcgi-bin/iipsrv.fcgi?FIF=/images/worldmarket/source/29402_XXX_v1.tif&wid=2000&cvt=jpeg[/T]
I have a friend name Brandon who I call Brunswick. It started when I tried to purposefully misspell his name as Brundun and my phone corrected it to Brunswick. I just died.
[QUOTE=sphinxa279;46569692]:((( oh and sphinxa the drinker[/QUOTE] Don't worry, soon it will be "Rotten Liver"
Carlos Milkstashe. I used to look like a mexican pornstar and a i drank alot of milk. gotta keep my teeth pretty
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