I was called Big Ben in 6th grade because I always had my wrist watch around and was one of the tallest guys in the class
I was known by my mates at TAFE as Army Boy because I had a military pouch thing attached to my bag to carry my ipod and that I wore my army boots when we did things in the workshop.
I was also called Jesus Christ for a while at primary school because my initials are J.C.
treehumper was my nickname in elementary school
I get called "Sinister" because I always look like I'm about to kill someone...
"Captain Kep" when I played Football, kinda stuck even when I quit. Then there was "Army" because for years the only shirts I had to wear were shirts with army junk on them.
You know how in Avatar: Last Airbender has fire benders, air benders, water benders?
I'm the chair bender.
For some reason my friends started calling me Damo out of the blue and now most people forget my name and just call me Damo.
My name is James.
My friend has 2 niece's and they call me microwave, we thought because it was my name is michael and they couldnt say it right. But he overheard them saying that i put my head in a microwave to get my hair curly.
I got called "Jake from State Farm" cause I used to bring to Khaki's to Gym Class cause those where some of the only shorts that fit me.
when my best friend tried to go down on her ex and recoiled at the sheer smell of his wang(he like, never showered) he was hence forth known as Cheese Dick
Scott Dog
His second name was Scott and he was pretty big so Scott Dog (Hot Dog).
I got called daddylonglegs in middle school because I am a tall gangly fuck.
[QUOTE=ossumsauce;46577737]when my best friend tried to go down on her ex and recoiled at the sheer smell of his wang(he like, never showered) he was hence forth known as Cheese Dick[/QUOTE]
Captain cockstink is like 20 times better than that.
Brick. Simply created out of my surname.
[QUOTE=NiandraLades;46570699]Not really nicknames, but I've heard plenty of people mis-pronounce 'Niandra Lades' online games, from simple Niandra Ladies to shit like Nvidia and Niagara[/QUOTE]
People are inept when it comes to reading names on the internet.
I cannot fathom how many people say "jay-kay ninety-nine" instead of [B]g[/B]k99
Once in a classroom, we had to say something which was meant to represent us before our names. I don't know why, but I said 'Jamjar', because I liked jam. My (birth) name contains 'Jam' in it anyway, so I was used to being called Jammie Dodger and stuff like that already, but it just went to 11. For pretty much the whole of Year 9, people called me Jamjar, Jammy, and a couple of people I gave my email address once called me Jamsponge.
Speaking of which, most people who know me from games call me 'Jam'. It's hardly exciting but it's nice. I also remember that a few years ago, pretty much every American gamer I spoke to pronounced my name as Jaym-sponge. It got so bad that I made my name James Ponge in a couple of games, and that's my go-to name whenever I need to give a game character a non-serious name that isn't a swear word.
Somehow someone mispronounced my name as "Kenkynein". I have no idea how they got there from "Kieran". I eventually decided to adopt Kenkynein as another nickname for myself online, and when I did, several people asked me if I was German :v:
And then someone somehow mispronounced that as "Kinky Nine".
[QUOTE=gk99;46580095]People are inept when it comes to reading names on the internet.
I cannot fathom how many people say "jay-kay ninety-nine" instead of [B]g[/B]k99[/QUOTE]
Rubin
Ruby
Rubben
Rubbe
Rube
And there are probably 10 more variations of ways people said my name.
Also, Cyber(r)uben, it's written with one R, but everyone keeps writing two.
[QUOTE=Zakkin;46570665]He smoked?[/QUOTE]
Yessiree.
Anyway, I got "Moaning" in middle school 'cause I would always the make the sound whilst in the bathroom...
I'm not saying that I got fucked in the bathroom a whole bunch in middle school, I just did it to make people laugh... :tinfoil:
At one point on another forum I had the name "Mootiepointy", which earned me the name "Mad-Eye Mootie" from one of the users.
My sisters call me "Ricardork".
In like 5th grade some girls nicknamed this kid Ricardo -> "Retardo"
In grade school, I often hung out at a friend's house and since I was a picky eater at that age, I wouldn't eat anything they offered me for supper and usually just bananas there and another mutual friend commented that I'm 'like an ape' because of it so I got called Ape through school.
Another friend named Nick got a boner while swimming and didn't seem to notice because he came out of the water with a tent pitched and everyone called him 'Nick-nock-na-popolis'. I have no idea how that got coined but it stuck for a little while.
In high school, one kid called another 'Biscuit' because he was eating one and the nickname stuck because of how fun it was to explain it. "Why are they calling you Biscuit?" "Because I ate a biscuit once."
In primary school my friends called me Cracker, because they couldn't pronounce my name (Gregor) right :v:
Met a dude that was only known as a "The Dirty Spaniard", the guy lived in a boiler room of a hut in Romania, i havnt the slightest idea where he found access to internet. He told the dirtiest stories i have ever heard, afaik the only reason he was called the Spaniard is because noone knew the accent.
An other guy i knew was called "Half Bastard" because he was midget who didnt know his father, he was pretty awesome actually.
When I was in high school, my friend and I hung out with a mutual friend who was recovering from cancer in his spinal cord, limiting his ability to walk. We would walk really slowly from the commons to our after-lunch classes (which were all in the same building that year) in a big group. One day, a few of our other friends bumped into us and jokingly complained that they would be late if they tried to walk at our pace.
I responded sarcastically that we were doing the best we could, but John (the guy with the cane) could only walk so slow for us. After which, Brandon, my other friend, added: "Yeah man, John's the fastest cripple in the world."
John got the nickname "Cripple Flash" that day, and it stuck.
My friends over internet usually call me "tits".
"Ben Tennyson"
"Tennesee"
"Tennyshoes"
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My friend is called Limbo. He dislocated his knee whilst doing a pretty mean limbo.
I once called my schoolmate faggotaj, now my classmates call him fegi.
I have no idea how have we come from bogataj(his surname) to fegi
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