There was a guy named Ricco I randomly started calling [URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0825234/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1"]Karl Stegger[/URL], I have no idea why, but it stuck
There was also somebody named Jannik I called [URL="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/?ref_=nv_sr_1"]Gaynigger[/URL]
Sometimes my mom calls me "butthead". IDK how it started, but there has been times where she has called me that in public and I respond. And as soon as I do I just hope and pray that nobody heard.
"You"
And there was this kid I knew in school who was named Ramyar. He got the nickname Ranyar (Ran means robbery in norwegian) because he always asked for money
People at my school call me Dave because my teacher mistook me for a guy named Dave once. My name is Jacob.
My friends sometimes just bastardize my name into different pronunciations if that counts, like Jakub, etc.
Mushroom kid, Apprently I smell like mushroom yet I don't do them or any where near any mushrooms
[QUOTE=NiandraLades;46570699]Not really nicknames, but I've heard plenty of people mis-pronounce 'Niandra Lades' online games, from simple Niandra Ladies to shit like Nvidia and Niagara[/QUOTE]
well shit I just noticed that it [i]isn't[/i] Niandra Ladies
in grade 9 and 10, I acted and looked like a tard. Some friends called me "Doydle"
Pizzaboy, Every day for like a month I bought a XL meatlovers pizza ;-;
Austin Powers.
My chemistry teacher saw me sneezing and said I looked like Mike Myers when I sneezed so everyone started calling me that for my first year of high school.
Everyone in 6th grade called me Afrocock.
Mine (and the only one I have is) Train.
Basically, how it came to be was, back in middle school when I was telling my friend about how I almost got hit by a truck for crossing the street and not paying attention, some random obnoxious kid overheard and starting telling people I got hit by a train and lived.
Shortly after the same kid kept calling me Train and got pretty much the rest of the other kids in my grade in on it.
A few years back me and some friends would call one of the girls in our group "Larry" as a play on her actual name, and make up male names for some others. Apparently, Larry stuck with that girl and now, even years later, even people who barely know her only call her Larry.
She's just accepted it at this point.
Pop, Pops, Poppers.
Have heard those three pretty much since grade 6 and past highschool/college. It's interesting though because it's really just those 3 that people use. Never really heard anything different.
Newman.
I work at a factory with most of the employees being Mexican/Dominican, and this Dominican guy I worked with was trying to tell my boss I did a good job (since it was my first day at that point) but he forgot my name, and his English wasn't the best so he tried to say new man, but he said it very quickly and it came out as "Newman", so I'm now known as Newman at work. :v:
Of course that was then, now that we know eachother he just plain calls me Justin Bieber because I share a very relative appearance to said pop star, according to him. (He loves to fuck around with people, honestly working with this dude makes my job a lot less dull.)
Chalkballs
This one has a nice little story behind it.
I'm friends with this dude I used to go to scouts with a couple of years back, lets call him Dan. One time he got drunk or blazed with some of his friends, one of them is called Chris. For the entire day that they'd been chilling, Chris had been a massive dick to him, and the thing that broke the camel's back was him eating Dan's toblerone. Dan was spending the night at Chris' and instead of going to sleep, he waited until Chris was asleep, jacked off, and came in his face. Obviously, no non-intoxicated person would do something like that, but he didn't quite think it through. The next day Chris flipped out, Dan had to go back home and explain what happened to his parents. Later on that day, Chris' parents came round and had a chat with his, explaining what had happened. They didn't talk for a few years, but they get along well now, and they both joke about it.
That's how Dan earned the nickname "tobles"
we also make lodes of toblerone puns, "Dan, answer the toblephone" etc
"Concrete wall"
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