• random posting fest!
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the random stories are lulz
I once jumped off a skyscraper but then I noticed that I was actually on the floor and not on a skyscraper and then I said "Bottle" and a cabbage fell out of the sky into my car which I was in because while the cabbage was falling I took a lamp and rode it to the sunset where my car was the last time I saw it but then a baby came in the car and said "74th street please" but my car wasn't a taxi so the baby went away and that made me sad but then a horse came out of the window on the ground that I put there because it smelled like farts and said "Lick my nose" and I did and it made me happy again.
L m a o
Donkeys are aliens.
k+v=fishy fish
psot
This thread is now about penguins!
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gb2oify op
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I have to vacume today
2+2=?!?
Why does 30 seconds feel longer than 15?
Pooper scooper
[QUOTE=quinaking;16870566]Why does 30 seconds feel longer than 15?[/QUOTE] .
ok i have finished!
Aids spades
Dongs Bongs
i ned new avatar
Sometimes i fall
[QUOTE=Member1;16871959]Sometimes i fall[/QUOTE] and i couldn't reach the phone
[QUOTE=Member1;16871959]Sometimes i fall[/QUOTE] sometimes i fail
[QUOTE=nubcakez;16871991]sometimes i fail[/QUOTE] sometimes you fall asleep on your dads lap.. while hes naked
[QUOTE=Member1;16872123]sometimes you fall asleep on your dads lap.. while hes naked[/QUOTE] sometimes you fall asleep on your GRANDPA'S lap.. while hes naked
remember, kids [img]http://imgkk.com/i/vqGdkS.jpg[/img]
holy shit no wait! for some reason, it reminds me of this: [img]http://imgkk.com/i/MJP_7H.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Teh man;16872974]remember, kids [img]http://imgkk.com/i/vqGdkS.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] :objection: no they dont!
prove it
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