• Ingenious Ideas and Life Hacks
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Got a whole book of them. If I can get my fucking scanner working, I'll provide y'all with all the neat shit you can take. Actually, screw that. Just found a whole database of them.
[url]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1106779/UsefulImages.rar[/url] I collected all the images in this thread and rar'd them.
THE INFO. It is overwhelming.
[img]http://www.showmenow.com/files/SMN_NEW_Hiccups01JAN08.gif[/img] [img]http://www.showmenow.com/files/SMN_NEW_SnowCave16JAN09.gif[/img] [img]http://www.showmenow.com/files/SMN_NEW_EscapeRiptideJUL10.gif[/img] [img]http://www.showmenow.com/files/SMN_NEW_BlizzardFEB10.gif[/img] Unfortunately, the database is relatively small.
[QUOTE=Robber;27271247][url]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1106779/UsefulImages.rar[/url] I collected all the images in this thread and rar'd them.[/QUOTE] I might have not posted a few from my collection. You can add this to the rar. [url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/lifehack.rar[/url]
You can choke/kill someone if you jab them below their laryngeal prominence with your thumb. Remember to put a bit of power in so you get the job done right. (Useful for taking down big guys in desperate situations)
[QUOTE=linksysruler;27271072]I like this thread so: [img_thumb]Removed[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] the guy doing all the numbered ones is a dick; always pirate everything, "women cost money", trick people into dating you by asking in situations where it would be awkward to say no, freeload from parties, and judge people by their hair colour? Fuck off. I don't care if any of those are true or beneficial to you, they are all total dick moves.
[QUOTE=Negrul1;27271748]the guy doing all the numbered ones is a dick; always pirate everything, "women cost money", trick people into dating you by asking in situations where it would be awkward to say no, freeload from parties, and judge people by their hair colour? Fuck off. I don't care if any of those are true or beneficial to you, they are all total dick moves.[/QUOTE] I agree, most of them are pretty stupid, ignorant or selfish. [QUOTE=Mr Dinosaur;27271517]I might have not posted a few from my collection. You can add this to the rar. [url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/lifehack.rar[/url][/QUOTE] Thanks :biggrin:
Bookmarked already. Quality Thread.
If there aren't any new posts (with actual content) tomorrow I'll do a big image dump. [b][i]A big image dump.[/i][/b]
Do it this thread is amazing. I don't have much to contribute though.
[QUOTE=AgentBoomstick;27272325]If there aren't any new posts (with actual content) tomorrow I'll do a big image dump. [b][i]A big image dump.[/i][/b][/QUOTE] quick nobody post anything
Would do it tonight but I'm tired. I'll probably post a lot no matter what.
[QUOTE=AgentBoomstick;27270257] [img_thumb]http://ihazinfos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/emergency-coffee.jpg[/img_thumb] [/QUOTE]I don't get it, where did the coffee come from?
[QUOTE=johan_sm;27272580]I don't get it, where did the coffee come from?[/QUOTE] Probably columbia
[QUOTE=Telepethi;27272708]Probably columbia[/QUOTE] Then why do you need the filter crap? Can't you just pour the coffee and water?
Columbians are dirty. Gotta get all the dirt out of the coffee. Duh.
It's always easier to say just one more, like "just one more minute" or "just one more chip" or whatever. Of course it is never just one more. But you can exploit this for good, for example, if you are working out and are getting to the breaking point, just say "just one more" and you'll be able to do it. Whatever the one is could be anything, one more rep, one more lap. For example if you're trying to run two miles and you feel like you need to start walking for the rest of it just say you'll run one more, and then keep deciding that with every lap until you finish the two miles or really decide that you've done enough. Be careful because it works in the opposite effect, for example, if you start walking on the laps you'll be tempted to say that you'll walk just one more.
Just one more piece of pie.
Just need another injection. I will quit next week I swear.
[QUOTE=johan_sm;27272802]Then why do you need the filter crap? Can't you just pour the coffee and water?[/QUOTE] Ever tried drinking a cup of coffee with the coffee grounds still there?
If you get lost in a Wal-Mart, find one of those nifty phones hanging around on those things. [quote]In most stores, the “all store page” button is marked clearly on the phone because store managers know that nobody in their right mind would pick up a store phone and say anything rude for the whole store to hear. Or would they? This is actually a useful thing to know because if you’re with a friend and you get separated, you just pick up a store phone, hit “PAGE” and tell your friend to get his ass to the department that you’re in. But even more importantly, you can say anything you want to the entire store. From making up your own in-store specials to reading poetry, the audience of the entire store is at your mercy. And guess what happens when the employee or manager finally catches you? They tell you to cut it out. Especially if you’re bigger than them, which I usually am. At the very worst, you’ll be asked to leave the store. Which really isn’t that terrible of a punishment, is it?[/quote] [editline]7th January 2011[/editline] You can also answer calls people place to Wal-Mart if they get forwarded to another department, and you can pick up the call between the forwarding and fuck with customers, or help them if you'd like. [quote]If you hang out in a store long enough, you’ll hear a voice overhead asking certain departments to pick up certain lines for customers. Such as “Housewares, you have a call on 230.” Whenever you hear this, you should immediately race to the nearest phone and dial the extension that was announced. Usually it’s not too hard to pick up a line before an employee gets to it. Once your connected, the customer on the other end thinks that you’re an employee. Using your best employee voice, say something like, “This is Jake from Housewares, can I help you?” If you’re unsure which department they’re on hold for, pick up and say, “Which department are you holding for? Hardware? Well that’s me! What can I do for you?” But that should be the extent of your friendliness.[/quote] [editline]7th January 2011[/editline] More info [quote]Wal-Mart always seems to have a combinations of regular phones and fancy electronic phones throughout their stores. The electronic phones will usually have a paging button on them. But if you come across a regular phone with no speed dials or anything on it, you’ll have to dial the paging extension manually. The extension is #96. Just dial that extension and listen to your voice echo throughout the store.[/quote] [url]http://www.phonelosers.org/article/storephones/?phpMyAdmin=10c4a8582act2e83b170[/url] Includes info for using Staples, Home Depot, Target phones etc.
My dad told me this one. Smelly shoes? If it's very cold out, leave them outside over night.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;27272928]Just need another injection. I will quit next week I swear.[/QUOTE] Can't you make an original joke?
[quote] [img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/1289667339407.jpg[/img_thumb][/quote] Well this sucks, I don't like subway very much.
[QUOTE=AgentBoomstick;27270257] [img_thumb]http://ihazinfos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/fireball.jpg[/img_thumb] [/QUOTE] wow holy shit does this actually work or is this fake
Try it and tell us
[QUOTE=ashzu;27273324]wow holy shit does this actually work or is this fake[/QUOTE] 1 way to find out. :v:
Keeping something in your mouth is the best method to stop biting your fingernails. Buy a large pack of cheap chewing gum (Bulk+2nd brand=really fucking cheap gum) and chew a piece everyday. When you have some spare change, stop by a newspaper stand/small store and get some good chewing gum if you feel like it. Works for me.
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