[QUOTE=Asmaedus;19157537]"[...] Yeah? Well I fucked your mum last night!"
"My mum has STD's, man."
She doesn't.
I dont think so.[/QUOTE]
your a necrophiliac?
[QUOTE=Mr cake fingers;19157637]your a necrophiliac?[/QUOTE]
You mind elaborating in that?
Also, she's still alive.
I do the same thing as the OP, except I don't have a picture.
Though I usually just say, "Sucks to be you", "Your loss", or "I feel sorry for you".
:v:
"You're gay!"
This is the definition of my name
[quote=UrbanDictionary definition of "Cody"]
A higher level of man who endures a multitude of gay jokes, but is in reality much more straight than the lesser men who provoke him.[/quote]
It's funny because it's true.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;19157434]Some 10 year old called me a Homo Sapien and I was all like .......[/QUOTE]
That happened to me once.
I was like "Yeah, and so are you and all other humans walking on this planet".
His response was "No because we're HUMANS not HOMO SAPIENS LOL!!"
:doh:
I DON'T LIKE MY MOM, I'M A REBEL HARR HARR, AM I COOL YET?
seriously grow up guys.
Also anyone who says "fag" to me I just say "fur" and walk away.
"Damn, your breath stinks!"
*I Exhale Deeply at their general direction*
"Fatass" - I'm not fat
"Faggot" - I'm not gay, I tell them that they should learn what a word means before they use it on someone.
"Your mom is _____" - I tell them that they're acting like a two year old.
"I'll kick your ass" - I walk up to them, I'm 6'.
"You have a small dick" - I ask them how they could possibly know.
I could go on...
Whenever someone calls me a sonovabitch, I respond, "Oh, you've met Mother?".
They usually can't speak for a few seconds. That's when I punch them in the face, knee them in the nuts, and kick them in the back as they keel over in pain.
[QUOTE=gman003-main;19157954]Whenever someone calls me a sonovabitch, I respond, "Oh, you've met Mother?".
They usually can't speak for a few seconds. That's when I punch them in the face, knee them in the nuts, and kick them in the back as they keel over in pain.[/QUOTE]
And then you wake up.
[editline]Fish[/editline]
ONCE AGAIN! :synpa:
Not many insults work on me.
[QUOTE=PartyPancake;19157882]"Fatass" - I'm not fat
"Faggot" - I'm not gay, I tell them that they should learn what a word means before they use it on someone.
"Your mom is _____" - I tell them that they're acting like a two year old.
"I'll kick your ass" - I walk up to them, I'm 6'.
"You have a small dick" - I ask them how they could possibly know.
I could go on...[/QUOTE]
Please do. This is good stuff.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;19157725]"You're gay!"
This is the definition of my name
It's funny because it's true.[/QUOTE]
This is UD's definition of my name:
[quote]A term used to describe an especially perky boner in public that is unable to be hidden.[/quote]
they all work :(
Troll :smug:
Ape: NEERD
me: yes?
Ape: LOL uranerd!
me: yes, yes i am, and damned proud of it
Ape: WTF?
common occurance, don't make this mistake.
and ape is my genreal word for those who used to be called "jocks" but these days are too fat and have %60 lower IQ.
i am saddened by the fact all witty snapbacks are just wasted on these apes, if they could just rub two freaking braincells together and come up with something other than "FAG".
No insults work on me.
ITT: everyone trys to act big and strong
Pretty much every insult under the sun.
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Nothing really works. All I respond with is a simple "fuck you" or something equally half-assed.
"Get a haircut!"
Whenever someone says that, I add an extra month onto the amount of time I don't get a haircut. (My hair is long if it wasn't obvious)
[QUOTE=proINDIAN;19157247]your mom jokes aren't even funny anymore, anyone who uses them obviously lacks the ability to come up with any good comebacks.[/QUOTE]
Your mom obviously lacks the ability to come up with any good comebacks.
Your fat.
"Next time I see you im going to fucking kill you you piece of shit nerd" So i respond with sarcastic comments and the guy goes nuts over msn :chef: also his other insult was "Go build a Computer you twat" which is a fail insult as building computers = making money so his logic = flawwed.
I just use sarcasm all the time, that way no one can insult me
Faggot
Your dumb.
Because i am :smug:
[b]"YOU THERE, NIGGA"[/b]
I just usually chuckle.
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