[QUOTE=Skelmech;19160246]ITT: everyone trys to act big and strong[/QUOTE]
Go ahead and try me.
how do you counter
"i know you are but what am i"
Muhammed with a bomb in his head.
Danish flag burned.
If someone calls me N***** I'm like... so you just called me a redneck misprenounciation of negro (black in spanish). I am black so is that really supposed to piss anyone off?
[QUOTE=Nuggi man;19161857]Muhammed with a bomb in his head.
Danish flag burned.[/QUOTE]
Oh yeah they burned a flag damn now it's on bitches.
[quote=mzathemind;19161952]if someone calls me n***** i'm like... So you just called me a redneck misprenounciation of negro (black in spanish). I am black so is that really supposed to piss anyone off?[/quote]
[b] fight the power brother![/b]
[QUOTE=Abstrakt;19161855]how do you counter
"i know you are but what am i"[/QUOTE]
Reply with
"You said that backwards."
Oh yeah we drew muhammed with a bomb in his head. It's on bitches
I just go "my moms dead" and they almost cry
:buddy:
[QUOTE=Ezerith;19156936]Title.
My mother is, to me, very fat. I myself inherited my physical body from my dad who is a thin man. This gives people the thoughts of my mom being slim too.
So whenever they go "Well, your MOM didn't say that last night..." I just shove a picture of her up their face (I have a picture on my cellphone. You know, when someone calls a picture of them shows up) and say "Oh, so you fucked an obese whale?"
Yes, I am a truly evil man.
This never stops being funny.[/QUOTE]
Yeah? well my moms in a wheelchair...
Any terrorist joke just slides off cause I've been called that numerous times. Also check Xbox live gamertag.
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Same as OP except my mum is like 55, so if that's what you're in to.
being called a nerd
I stopped caring because thats one less person that I will help when they put their computer underwater
[QUOTE=Abstrakt;19161855]how do you counter
"i know you are but what am i"[/QUOTE]
"fuck off"
[QUOTE=Abstrakt;19161855]how do you counter
"i know you are but what am i"[/QUOTE]
You could always use
"If you're looking for my comeback you can find it in the new necklace your mother has"
[editline]07:16PM[/editline]
A good counter for "Yo mama" jokes is:
Leave my mother out of this and I'll leave [I]this [/I]out of your mother
[QUOTE=Insulator;19162845]
A good counter for "Yo mama" jokes is:
Leave my mother out of this and I'll leave [I]this [/I]out of your mother[/QUOTE]
:smug:
I'll keep this in mind.
This thread is teaching me how to be witty and awesome. Thanks facepunch, you did something good for my life.
If you want to learn how to be witty and awesome read Catch-22.
Cracka'
I love crackas, them saltines are good sheet.
Insults don't work on me.
urmom
Me and my mom used to argue alot, and she would always call me a son of a bitch and then one day I realized she was actually insulting herself and laughed to myself
Your mom's an obese whale
Nerd. Simply because I am one
Nerd or Faggot.
Basically because both of the definitions are not offensive. :v:
lol uranerd! - My Response: Yes and I'm fucking proud of it. Them: Wut!?!
I just fked ur mum (Australian spelling bitcherz) - My Response: No you didn't she's dead you disrespectful dick! If someone knows better: She's in new Zealand for business.
[QUOTE=elitehakor;19162547]Any terrorist joke just slides off cause I've been called that numerous times.[/QUOTE]Most of the middle eastern people I know joke about terrorism.
For example:
"Hey, what languages do you speak?"
"English and Arabic."
"What's Arabic?"
"Also known to you as Terrorist."
[QUOTE=PartyPancake;19157882]
"You have a small dick" - I ask them how they could possibly know.
[/QUOTE]
"I'll prove you wrong." usually shuts people up on that one.
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