Some dumbass: "You're a faggot!"
Me: "*gasp* You called me thin! Thanks!"
Some dumbass: "What the hell are you talking about?"
Me: "Look faggot up in the dictionary you illiterate dumbass. It means bundle of sticks or twigs."
Some dumbass: "Man, you're a dumb fuck."
Me: "I'm sure that's what your mom thought when you couldn't find the hole last night."
Oh, and
Some dumbass: "You've gotta small dick."
Me: "I'm sure that's not what your mom thought last night. And, how do you know?"
Some dumbass: "..."
[QUOTE=Zeke129;19158109]This is UD's definition of my name:[/QUOTE]
UD's One of mine:
[quote]
a man that contains an anaconda like penis in his pants. he is fucking awsome in everything he does and if he fucks your mom it's like a blessing from god. most women love his extremely large penis and are rumored to have up to 23 girls sucking his enormous dick. he fucking owns everyone but is still a nice guy. no one has ever dared to stand up to him because he is a fucking PIMP!!! if you do you will most likely end up dead after his mighty PIMP hand. all hail Adrian the fucking G riding gangster Jewish hating PIMP. NO fat chicks
[/quote]
I usually just keep on walking past and don't listen to the people that insult me. I will sometimes respond but otherwise I just ignore it.
People often try to insult me with anything that involves the word mom usually all I have to say to them is "My mom is dead to me so have fun"
According to UD:
[code]Chris
is a slang for huge cock
like incredibly huge.
oh man I wish I had a chris in me.[/code]
So small penis jokes don't work on me because I am a large penis.
Whenever someone says they mercilessly fucked my mother, I sob and make up a fake yet convincing story about her being a burn victim.
"HAHAH HEY FAGGOT I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER"
"Well.... I'm glad... *sniff* that I'm not the only one that cares for her well being..."
"What?"
"it was a cold winter night... happened last year if I recall right..."
"Oh lemme guess, Your mom is dead? Everyone's mother is dead nowadays it's like a fad or some-"
"No... She's a burn victim"
"You serious?"
"My mom... She was bringing in wood last year and she stepped on the cat, she stepped away and slipped hitting her face on the wood stove, her upper body is covered in painfull blisters and scars. I cry and fear that I'll never look at her the same and I feel it's hard to.. love her"
"Oh wow.. I'm...So sorry :saddowns:"
"YOU BETTER BE SORRY YOU COCKSUCKING BAG OF SHIT, GO RIDE A BICYCLE MADE OF DICKS YOU YEAST INFECTED SACK OF CUNTDRIP I SEE YOUR FACE AROUND HERE AGAIN IM GOING TO STAB YOU IN THE EYE WITH A FROZEN DICK YOU FUCKING SHITFACED COCKSUCKER!"
":geno:"
But really. I'm immune to most insults nowadays. I just like being a dick.
Yo Momma Jokes.
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[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;19164950]According to UD:
[code]Chris
is a slang for huge cock
like incredibly huge.
oh man I wish I had a chris in me.[/code]
So small penis jokes don't work on me because I am a large penis.[/QUOTE]
You're a large dick.
Asian Racist Jokes, Penis Jokes, Gay/Fag, Fuck You (Respond saying bring protection or no thanks).
According to UD, im a latin, ounce of weed, spontaneous sex.
Insults don't even phase me really. I just laugh them off usually.
Insulter "i did your mum"
me "Shes 62"
insulter "eww"
Also any insult that includes having sexual intercourse with my mom, I say "Daddy!"
None. I can flip any insult around and make it positive, sexual, and/or funny enough to diffuse the situation.
"You're gay" I usually reply with:
-Yes, I do feel a bit happy today.
Beaner.
I'm white yet latin american, and I'm venezuelan, so I don't have a recognizable accent. And I'm not a cracker either because I have [i]some[/i] color on me.
Guess someone is gonna make an insult at some time, but anyway. It'll be along the lines of albino bean, fava bean, who knows.
"You're horrible", usually in reference to what I'm doing at the time.
[QUOTE=DJFender;19165432]Yo Momma Jokes.
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You're a large dick.[/QUOTE]
that is the joke
My eyes have grown immune to pepper spray over time. :smug:
Seriously, what did anybody's Mom do to anybody?
[QUOTE=Ezerith;19156936]Title.
My mother is, to me, very fat. I myself inherited my physical body from my dad who is a thin man. This gives people the thoughts of my mom being slim too.
So whenever they go "Well, your MOM didn't say that last night..." I just shove a picture of her up their face (I have a picture on my cellphone. You know, when someone calls a picture of them shows up) and say "Oh, so you fucked an obese whale?"
Yes, I am a truly evil man.
This never stops being funny.[/QUOTE]
What a badass.
Insults don't really bother me much at all. If they say something, I'll just say whatever pops into my head.
[url]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ben[/url]
This is a huge milestone in my rather short and pathetic life.
"Bastard"
"Man the Harpoons"
"u mad" Doesn't work on me
Your avatar made it even more humorous.
[QUOTE=TheServer;19162030]Reply with
"You said that backwards."[/QUOTE]
i am what but are you what know i
That proves useful, actually.
[QUOTE=rosar098;19164157]Some dumbass: "You're a faggot!"
Me: "*gasp* You called me thin! Thanks!"
Some dumbass: "What the hell are you talking about?"
Me: "Look faggot up in the dictionary you illiterate dumbass. It means bundle of sticks or twigs."
Some dumbass: "Man, you're a dumb fuck."
Me: "I'm sure that's what your mom thought when you couldn't find the hole last night."
Oh, and
Some dumbass: "You've gotta small dick."
Me: "I'm sure that's not what your mom thought last night. And, how do you know?"
Some dumbass: "..."[/QUOTE]
You sound annoying.
[QUOTE=Ezerith;19156936]Title.
My mother is, to me, very fat. I myself inherited my physical body from my dad who is a thin man. This gives people the thoughts of my mom being slim too.
So whenever they go "Well, your MOM didn't say that last night..." I just shove a picture of her up their face (I have a picture on my cellphone. You know, when someone calls a picture of them shows up) and say "Oh, so you fucked an obese whale?"
Yes, I am a truly evil man.
This never stops being funny.[/QUOTE]
I just tell them my mother died when i was 8.
[QUOTE=StampKiller;19160802]"Get a haircut!"
Whenever someone says that, I add an extra month onto the amount of time I don't get a haircut. (My hair is long if it wasn't obvious)[/QUOTE]
Yeah, this one.
You're a doodle bum.
Heavies have no skill.
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