No insults work on me. Too many have been traded since like, nursery. Instead, I get hurt when I'm ignored for some time. Yay, I'm an attention whore.
Learned not to care.
Insults just fly past me now, they're all in the background even when I'm talking to the person.
Actually if the insult is good, I laugh with them.
you iz fat
Who? What?
Mom jokes are so American.
OP is one helluva guy.
"wow "youre gay" what are you twelve?"
'You were an accident!'
'IVF, bitch.'
Half the time they don't even know what IVF is, which adds to the hilarity.
[QUOTE=BrickInHead;19157379]anyone that says "you're gay"
I just laugh in their face "ahahaha you sound like you're 12 how adorable"[/QUOTE]
That showed them!
[QUOTE=Ezerith;19157762]Also anyone who says "fag" to me I just say "fur" and walk away.[/QUOTE]
I'm surprised by the amount of Agrees I have on this post, because the message in the response is the truth.
Expected a rain of boxes. Weather forecast is fucked up these days.
my god you're so fuckin' evil
whoever laughs at ur mom deserves to go to hell *intense glare*
me-haha
*stops*
Hell i tell ya!
[QUOTE=Ezerith;19157004]I have a picture on my cellphone. You know, when someone calls a picture of them shows up.[/QUOTE]
You must be 12. Only 12 year olds take pictures of people when they get their number.
Also, inb4 l8. I only read the first page.
Also. I rarely get offended, but If I do, I just beet the person up, or break one of their fingers.
Jew jokes, unless they're taken too far.
My boss called me a gypsy and fired me
It really hurt. The loss of my job, not being called a gypsy.
No insults really affect me. And when someone makes a joke about doing my mom or something similar, I say something like "Jokes on you, my mom has aids!" And they usually shut up.
~"Faggot"
~"Fag"
~"Queer"
~"Gay"
~"Anti-social"
~ (Place pathetic 4chan meme insult here)
Yeah, America isn't really a good place to live.
The only thing worthy of the phrase insult is when a fallacy of mine is pointed out; i'll cringe then.
Most insults work on me. :frown:
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I'm rather self conscious about my weight and my acne.
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And I don't really have any friends.
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Animals tend to avoid me, too.
The cap I constantly wear is a goldmine for my mates to rip into,
we have something good going; but they don't understand.
Nothing really. You can tell me anything, I rarely take it.
I can't think of any insult that truly offends me, I actually find it funny that they care so much!
[QUOTE=Ezerith;19156936]Title.
My mother is, to me, very fat. I myself inherited my physical body from my dad who is a thin man. This gives people the thoughts of my mom being slim too.
So whenever they go "Well, your MOM didn't say that last night..." I just shove a picture of her up their face (I have a picture on my cellphone. You know, when someone calls a picture of them shows up) and say "Oh, so you fucked an obese whale?"
Yes, I am a truly evil man.
This never stops being funny.[/QUOTE]
Well, your day was great last night?
[QUOTE=Ezerith;19157728]That happened to me once.
I was like "Yeah, and so are you and all other humans walking on this planet".
His response was "No because we're HUMANS not HOMO SAPIENS LOL!!"
:doh:[/QUOTE]
We're actually Homo Sapiens Sapiens
:engleft:
faggot
The most frequent insults I hear are:
"Your gay"
and
"Your mom"
And they both irritate me.
Fucking gayfag :smug:
Well most of the insults don't.
Unless someone comes up with something original, but then I usually salute them.
[QUOTE=Maccabee;19191309]You must be 12. Only 12 year olds take pictures of people when they get their number.
Also, inb4 l8. I only read the first page.
Also. I rarely get offended, but If I do, I just beet the person up, or break one of their fingers.[/QUOTE]
14. And I can't be arsed to remember phone numbers.
Get a life.
don't be a newfag
if you had a wannabe anon following you around you'd get that a lot too
if you were me and had a wannabe anon following you however
said wannabe anon would have many bruises
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