"Furfag" they say, I respond "You know I'm furry cause you're already sucking my dick"
"Your a homo" they say, I respond "Congrats, you realized that our species is known as homo sapiens."
Most of the time it's pretty minor shit... Sometimes it gets elevated I guess :P
[QUOTE=altofproudfoot;19192485]Get a life.[/QUOTE]
It's so retarded that insult.
DURR HURR STOP SPENDING TIME AT THE PC AND GET A LIFE.
Me: I did ur mum
They: She's dead/old/fat
Me: I know :smug:
I like to use overcomplicated replies when someone tries to insult me.
"You're stupid"
"Judging from your insult I have come to the conclusion that it is you who are the stupid one, stupid."
Your mom.
u mad
I (almost) never take insults seriously, I just laugh at them. It's not worth it.
"hurr hurr u hav sml d1c"
"You're the one that knows about that sort of thing." :madmax:
To be honest that comeback isn't nearly as good as you make it out to be. :raise:
nothing
People hardly ever insult me. :buddy:
"What's your name again?"
[QUOTE=BrickInHead;19157379]anyone that says "you're gay"
I just laugh in their face "ahahaha you sound like you're 12 how adorable"[/QUOTE]
that's dumb, it seems like they pretty much own you and you're acting like that super cool nerdy high horse kid that nobody likes
but im sure you're really cool
[QUOTE=Rusty100;19193520]that's dumb, it seems like they pretty much own you and you're acting like that super cool nerdy high horse kid that nobody likes
but im sure you're really cool[/QUOTE]
that sounds like most of the people posting in this thread.
it's just not cool to counter insults no matter how witty you think you are.
If someone says "you're fat" i reply, "only because every time I fuck your mother she gives me a cookie".
[QUOTE=Robbobin;19193542]that sounds like most of the people posting in this thread.
it's just not cool to counter insults no matter how witty you think you are.[/QUOTE]
unless its a legit good comeback not just "ur insult is lame and offensive what are u 12?"
No insults ever work for me. Disagreement, however, makes me mad.
I rarely get insulted
I don't think a person has insulted me in the last five or six years, mainly since I look like an evil motherfucker.
i'm really tall so i guess calling me short wouldnt matter to me.
unless they are being sarcastic which would make me sad :(
You dumb bitch. That doesn't work on me.
"youre a fag"
"you wish so you wouldnt be so lone" :smug:
[B]Edit:[/B]
"mooooom jokes"
"my moms dead"
"exactly :smug: "
I do that always
[QUOTE=Cyrex;19195150]I don't think a person has insulted me in the last five or six years, mainly since I look like an evil motherfucker.[/QUOTE]
No, I just get along with everyone and no one really has any problems with me.
That's pretty good.
"ur retarted."
-Random YouTuber.
Small penis jokes.
I'm asian.
[QUOTE=archie200034;19192900]Me: I did ur mum
They: She's dead/old/fat
Me: I know :smug:[/QUOTE]
Just to make me giggle the shit out me adds the smug face.
:smug:
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[QUOTE=CaptainSnake;19195628]Small penis jokes.
I'm asian.[/QUOTE]
You: YES, YES, YES!!!
Her: Is it in yet?
People in my school usually shout out "Chino cochino," when there's an Asian around. 94% of my school is Hispanic so there's a lot of Spanish speaking going around. Usually, they insult me in Spanish and I just tell them, "Is there a point to even insulting me in Spanish? It's not like you're making me feel bad, I don't even know what you're saying so your insult has no effect on me," and I just walk away while they have a dumbfounded expression on their face.
And if anyone wants to pick a fight with me, I jump 5 feet in the air and do a quadruple round house kick to their face while immediately flipping them around with one hand in under 2 seconds before they know it, they're on the ground with a dented jaw and dislocated joint.
[QUOTE=d_cover;19195700]Just to make me giggle the shit out me adds the smug face.
:smug:
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You: YES, YES, YES!!!
Her: Is it in yet?[/QUOTE]
If he lives in an asian country that probably means the chicks are the same height.
So no real difference.
[QUOTE=proINDIAN;19157247]your mom jokes aren't even funny anymore, anyone who uses them obviously lacks the ability to come up with any good comebacks.[/QUOTE]
They were hilarious when done right back in the day. Nothing beats having a game of comeback tennis, the ultimate test of wit and reaction.
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