[QUOTE=NixNax123;19156982]"fuck you"[/QUOTE]
Because no one ever will?
[QUOTE=Dummkopf;19157244]Every single one that trolls use.
Because you are.[/QUOTE]
There needs to be a "State the obvious" rating.
Pretend to not know what the insult means. They get pissed.
"You weird as hell."
"No, shit!"
[QUOTE=The Don;19165978]Insults don't really bother me much at all. If they say something, I'll just say whatever pops into my head.[/QUOTE]
insulter:i did your mom last night
me: i sometimes dream about cheese
insulter:???
[QUOTE=PartyPancake;19157882]"Fatass" - I'm not fat
"Faggot" - I'm not gay, I tell them that they should learn what a word means before they use it on someone.
"Your mom is _____" - I tell them that they're acting like a two year old.
"I'll kick your ass" - I walk up to them, I'm 6'.
"You have a small dick" - I ask them how they could possibly know.
I could go on...[/QUOTE]
That's not even a funny way to counter it, that's just getting all scientific with the shit and just making it no longer lulzy or being able to be made lolzy.
I'm insulted by everything. :(
Them: I fucked your mom last night.
Me: Cool story Bro.
Them: Yea, I came all over her face.
Me: Cool story Bro.
Them: And now she's pregnant.
Me: Cool Story Bro.
Them: Fuck you.
Me: U MAD?
None. Every insult makes me :smithicide:
[QUOTE=StampKiller;19160802]"Get a haircut!"
Whenever someone says that, I add an extra month onto the amount of time I don't get a haircut. (My hair is long if it wasn't obvious)[/QUOTE]
I'll bet it's greasy and looks like shit
[IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/332ngjd.jpg[/IMG]
"Nerd." I'm proud to be one so I tell them so.
"You're gay." Doesn't work because it has several reasons. (I'm straight, but I bet a sea of rainbows will come in)
"Freak." I laugh if they say this, because its too funny that everyone says it.
"You have Problems." I can reply with "This is true, my eyesight is bad".
"Get a haircut." Mentioned above, I tell them its my choice so they can fuck off.
Any other insult, though there are few that kill me.
And if anyone insults my dad, I agree with them. My dad is a fat drunkard and 40+ year old who plays Halo on the PC. :v:
Why the fuck am I being rated boxes?
Whenever I get insulted, I just respond with '' no u '' and if some pulls a mom joke on me, I just tell them I quit doing mom jokes when I was 8 and that they should grow up, not that hilarious but damn, does it work good?! Or when I'm in an awesome mood, I try to resolve the situation, usually ends up with them going fuck u and leaving.
[QUOTE=Ezerith;19156936]Title.
My mother is, to me, very fat. I myself inherited my physical body from my dad who is a thin man. This gives people the thoughts of my mom being slim too.
So whenever they go "Well, your MOM didn't say that last night..." I just shove a picture of her up their face (I have a picture on my cellphone. You know, when someone calls a picture of them shows up) and say "Oh, so you fucked an obese whale?"
Yes, I am a truly evil man.
This never stops being funny.[/QUOTE]
Aren't you insulting your mom?
Of course you are! :v:
That makes me remember something that made my day some time ago.
My brother: Shut up!
Me: What?
My brother: I said shut up you son of a bitch.
My brother: ...
My brother: Fuck...
When people online call me nigger. I've become so insensitive towards it that I even say it myself. No nigga, nigguh, or any other way. Just plain old nigger.
My "enemy" Max Wilcox.
M.W: "You're a homo sapien!"
Me: "You do realize a homo sapien is a human shaped figure."
M.W: "You're gay"
Me: "I am sure I am not homosexual as I do not sexually interact with other men."
M.w: "Shut up."
I once insulted him by saying "Hello Max Wil-suck-Cox."
The fight resulted in his annoying ass red head friend Lincon pushing me against a tree (I thought Max would go at me) Max stood far away from us, watching in [i]disbelief[/i] as Lincon did the work, and Lincon finally managed to push me into one of those fern bushes with the spikes on the ends of the thin leaves. As I got up and noticed about 30 small spikes embedded into my hands, I got up and walked away, while Max muttered "Yeah, you can't beat me, yeah go off crying."
I would of facepalmed if it didn't mean pushing about 15 small spikes deeper into my flesh. The school doctor removed about 17 of them, and 4 days later, the pain really started to kick in, so I tensed, and the other 15 or so spikes just squirmed out of my hands and onto my bed. I showed my parents, and they finally decided that I went through quite a bit of pain, and Lincon had to pay me 50 bucks for doing that, which he had to personally give to me. Max showed up, from behind him (Why is he at Lincon's house at about 11 PM? [Almost midnight]) and I just said to him, "Well I already insulted you, so you can go fuck a goat."
[b]TL;DR:[/b] I insulted a kid, his suck up minion did the work while he stood back, I got a bunch of torns in my hands from a plant, and the minion payed me $50 for doing so, I called the other kid to "Go fuck a goat."
Edit: Oh BTW, I still have 1 of the thorns in my hand.
This is disgusting.
Don't be talkin' about ya'll mothers like that or the lord will not bless yo soul, ol' mighty heavens!
"what are ya, chicken?"
"NOBODY CALLS ME CHICKEN"
none
To be honest one time this guy online attempted to insult me by calling me a dolphin fucker.
Your mum comebacks. Mums dead, makes them feel awkward as hell.
Nothing really works except when people unintentionally do/say something offending and they're too stupid to know they do it...that or they think they can get out of a situation by lying, thinking I'm too stupid to figure it out.
As for sayings/phrases, nothing gets to me. I always say "What of it?"
Example:
"Your mother is a whore!"
"What of it?"
"you're king of fanny town, and like to take it in the rear end!"
"What of it?"
and my all time, favorite!! .... *drumroll*
"You're fucking stupid"
"What of it?"
And then there's when they ask me questions. Then I always answer with yes/no with a little extra tacked on the end
Examples:
"Are you gay?"
"Yeah, and you're kinda cute :3 "(I make the face too)
"No, I'm fabulous!" I say it with a lisp and shake my head.
I love it when people try to piss me off, and I counter something in return that infuriates them. The game is fun, and so I play it hard.
You guys get alot of insults.
I don't.
Insults like "Fuck your mother!" never had any effect on me.
Funny, because I know people that got into fights because of family-based insults.
Friend.
A lot of people have insulted me but anything they say just makes me laugh 'cause they always try to sound really cool when they won't actually do anything. It's like... they can shout loads of stuff but they wont dare touch me.
I like to tell your mom jokes to my sister because she always rages about how it's my mother too.
Calling me an Arab/a Muslim.
Because I'm both and I'm proud of it. :smug:
being insulted
"You smell like my mum's balls" - someone actually said that to me once. Christ knows how it was meant to insult ME.
I'm generally immune to insults though, since I reason that anyone who insults me without good reason is too much a shit to be worth getting angry at. Usually I just laugh at anyone who tries to piss me off.
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