• Insults that don't work on you.
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facepunch is for queers
[QUOTE=HeadshotDCS;19229143]Nothing really works except when people unintentionally do/say something offending and they're too stupid to know they do it...that or they think they can get out of a situation by lying, thinking I'm too stupid to figure it out. As for sayings/phrases, nothing gets to me. I always say "What of it?" Example: "Your mother is a whore!" "What of it?" "you're king of fanny town, and like to take it in the rear end!" "What of it?" and my all time, favorite!! .... *drumroll* "You're fucking stupid" "What of it?" And then there's when they ask me questions. Then I always answer with yes/no with a little extra tacked on the end Examples: "Are you gay?" "Yeah, and you're kinda cute :3 "(I make the face too) "No, I'm fabulous!" I say it with a lisp and shake my head. I love it when people try to piss me off, and I counter something in return that infuriates them. The game is fun, and so I play it hard.[/QUOTE] Your first 3 doesn't make any goddamn sense, and your last one. Well if they ASK you if you're gay, you're not supposed to act like you ARE a queer. That won't stop the insults. It'll make them WORSE.
[QUOTE=GreenDolphin;19228726]To be honest one time this guy online attempted to insult me by calling me a dolphin fucker.[/QUOTE] Thanks for the tip, gotta use that one! :)
[QUOTE=HeadshotDCS;19229143] "Yeah, and you're kinda cute :3 "(I make the face too) [/QUOTE] How exactly do you make that face in real life :geno:
That I'm black, I just laugh right in their face until they get quiet.
furfag
No insults work on me. I just make a "I'm better than you, and you will never be successful in everything like me" eyes and they see it and understand it. I don't like anime, but this is the most accurate picture of what I'm talking about that I could find in google images. [media]http://www.animextremist.com/imagenes/elfenlied/elfenlied28.jpg[/media] In Ukraine and Russia it's called "смотреть как на говно" - "Look on *someone* like he's a piece of shit" - A very useful skill.
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