I would challenge him to an arm wrestling/yodeling/motorcycling match. My glorious voice, coupled with my manly bicepticles and narrow hallways would cause him to fall from his motorcycle, causing him great harm. Being a gentleman I would accompany the killer to the hospital to ensure his speedy recovery, and see to it that he is tried in a respectable court of law.
Put on a wig, scream randomly and wait until some old bald dude named Dr. Loomis blasts him away with a magic 7 shooter
Good ol' rape.
Suck his dick.
1. Shit my pants
2. Wipe the hot steamy shit from my pants with a receipt for laxatives that I bought.
3. Take the receipt for the laxatives that is now covered in shit and put it in my medicine cabinet.
4. Stealth-Walk my way into my room.
5. Shift my eyesight to the dresser near by bed.
6. Grab Mister .45
7. Walk up to said serial killer.
8. [I]fuck[/I]. [I]shit[/I]. [I]up[/I].
Erhm, "surprise sex" I mean.
mah automerge
Do it Home Alone style
Grab several knives.
Fling them at said serial killer.
Kick him in the testicles, knock him out with baseball bat, tie him up, call cops, victory.
Fill him full of holes, I don't have a gun safe in my room for nothing.
HAVE HOT BUTTSEX WITH HIM
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Call Police and hide in my room.
Maybe try to stab him with my bayonet if he gets in, but it's from WW2 and I can't be sure it'll be very effective anymore.
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Plus I'm a [I]terrible[/I] fighter.
Grab my gun, begin blowing holes through the floor of my bedroom and yell "Ya, come on up and get some of this, tough guy!"
If anyone gets this reference, you get 1000 internets.
Sneak out while holding a music stand for protection.
Ask him if he would like some Cereal.
ITT: People who think they can apprehend/take out a serial killer without a hassle.
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And say they all have guns.
I'd try to be all sneaky to get out but get killed while trying. v:v:v
Give him some Rice Crispies so he leaves me alone :downs:.
Run away?
DO it like the spy would stab stabbity stab stab.
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;23367832]I make a thread about it.
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An interesting discussion can arise from it.[/QUOTE]
Lol make a thread and then call 911
makes alot of sense in the FP community
Throw cereal at him
and then run
I'd hide and play dead or something, if I had a bulletproof vest.
Grab the revolver I was probably already going to shoot someone with anyway.
kill him with my kukri
Hide in my closet and peep through the keyhole, (why there is a fucking keyhole in my closet i will never know) and as he turns his back, jump out and slit his jugular.
Beat him with my bass guitar.
Gives me an excuse to get a better one.
Take 1.5 metre length of copper pipe. Apply liberally when charged.
Find one of these
[img]http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2007/08/11/ultimatemachinegun_2405.jpg[/img]
:v:
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