• A serial killer is in your house, what do you do?
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Get a box of cheerios and lay it out as a decoy as I run out of there.
Kill it with fire.
Colt Python in my computer.
run like fuck
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Only one solution: [highlight][B]NUCLEAR WEAPONS!!!!![/B][/highlight] [IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d3/Soviet_super_test.jpg[/IMG]
But I already know that I'm in my house :v:
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;23368613]1. Lift up bed. 2. Tokarev TT-33 obtained! 3. Open bedroom door slowly and silently. 4. Walk through house quietly and look for him. 5. Find him. 6. Pull trigger twice. 7. Call police and explain the situation.[/QUOTE] reminds me of this commercial [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3HlbgYQLE0[/media]
if he's any good,probably die
jump out the window.
come out in a gimp suit with a cigar, saying ive been waiting for you
Jump out of window in my room...????...PROFIT!
Hit him in the head with a Baseball Bat and scream "BOINK BOINK BOINK"
Get a knife Backstab him Say "I never really was on your side........" Call cops You won! :unsmith: ALTERNATE ENDING Call cops Wait 3 years until he breaks out of prison He breaks into your house WITH A GODDARN RPG7 He blows You up. You died :smith:
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I'd hide my cerials.
ITT: people attempting to get funnies by using the cereal killer kills cereal pun
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Get my dad's rifle.
Write my last will and testiment on Facepunch. After that, I throw this in his face: [img]http://www.survivingthestores.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/oxiclean.gif[/img] And if that doesn't work, use what never has failed me before: [img]http://www.woodsballgear.com/catalog/images/Hand_Grenade_White_Size_500.jpg[/img]
beat him with mah car sized penise.
Kill him
People seem to think that baseball bats are magical bludgeons crafted the the great Sun Tzu himself and can knock out/kill anything. Which I know if you swing hard enough but they're just so cliche. Use a lamp or grab a roll of duct tape and use it like brass knuckles. V:v:V
scream THEIR CAN B ONLY ONE HIGHLANDER and stab him in the cheast 50 times and throw him off a clif
Well, right within reach from my bed is a 2 foot long metal bar. And by god, he's gonna get a right nice bludgeoning from hell.
Hide my fucking cereal before he kills it
Greet him, get to know eachother. We'd have a wonderful dinner, with tea and candles and such. Then shoot him.
Kill him then eat him. (He is not the only serial killer in the house)
Are you telling me my dad is a serial killer?! I better get him before he gets me.
:siren:CALL THE A TEAM!:siren: /caps
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