• A serial killer is in your house, what do you do?
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Hit him in the head with baseball bat, then finish him with multiple stab wounds.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrglA1YsmOE[/url] ^pretty much this
I'd wonder why he's early, the convention doesn't start until August
Mix bleach and drain cleaner inside the house then run
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;23371708]Kick him in the testicles, knock him out with baseball bat, tie him up, call cops, victory.[/QUOTE] No victory yet. IT'S OVERTIME.. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzlii-XMmRo[/url]
Join him in his quest to kill as many people as possible.
:hitler: :taco:
give him my cereal
Sit around a small table and have tea and crumpets :holy:
I'd use my pocket knife and stab aimlessly at him. I'd probably get killed, but dammit, I'll die fighting. More realistically, scream and run like a pussy. :derp:
You asshole! Why'd you break my cover?!
I'm 255 pounds. I'd run him into something. He/she/it hopes it's not a wall.
Get my dog to rape him. (my dog's gay) (and weighs about 200 pounds)
Give him cereal.
I would cut him up and wear his skin as a coat!
[QUOTE=CortexMaster;23808927]Get my dog to rape him. (my dog's gay) (and weighs about 200 pounds)[/QUOTE] That works to.........
Well, I hide my cereal obviously.
I would send out the hounds.
Lighter + Aerosol = Pyro
Hide all of your serials
Walk up behind him and commence the ear lobe licking. [img]http://static.funnyjunk.com/avatars/52283091_d576_010f_big.gif[/img] No one knows how to react after that
[img]http://www.dietsinreview.com/diet_column/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/breakfast-cereal.jpg[/img] He's not touching this shit :argh:
[quote]I'd get out of the house.[/quote]
Get the shotgun out from on top of my money, under my mattress.
Blow his fucking head off with my Remington 870 loaded with 00 buckshot and slugs.
Why is this thread littered with having some sort of rape with the killer? What if hes gay and still likes blood? And guns: WE GET IT YOUR UNCREATIVE.
Jack off probably
I'd inquire as to if he was really a serial killer.
Hit him with my penis
[QUOTE=Tacooo;23816668]Hit him with my penis[/QUOTE] HOBNO- wait, do you hit him in the face? i would toss my tv at a window, and jump out of it. that is, if i were in my bedroom. if not, i would just scream and run in circles. the serial killer can't shank what he can't hit!
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