Enact my rights given to me by the second amendment. How many horror movies could've been solved in less than 10 minutes if people just used the rights given to them and shot the fucker in the face?
Stretch my anus open, and see what happens.
Shoot him with a fucking gun. What else?
Trap him in a hole and periodically say "it puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again" MUAHHAHAHAHAHAH
If I'm alone at my house, take the car keys and try to escape, if i can't escape, grab the nearest object (pen, knife, laptop, whatever) and fight, the only other possible outcome is death, so try to kill him first would be the only alternative.
If my family's with me, then I'd fight him right away, i just couldn't flee on them.
I'd talk to him about Jesus and dissuade him, of course.
[QUOTE=Sitkero;23368285]Shoot him.
Because I'm Texan like that.[/QUOTE]
:respek:
Texans with guns, fuck yeah.
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I hide behind the door of the nearest room, and when he passes by, I GRAB HIS HEAD AND SNAP HIS NECK IN THE DOOR!!
Two things.
If he's cute, Make love to him.
Of not, Bam him on the head with a coconut.
Sit on a couch and watch dexter with him.
I would quickly create a Space Marine costume and a get my baseball bat, start hitting him with while screaming "FOR THEEE EMPERAH"
As I said in a zombie survival thread, I would use the giant fork and spoon hanging off my wall. Kick. Some. Ass.
I'd stab him, tie him up and call the cops.
Blast it with piss!
Or :flashfap: like crazy
For some reason I always imagine waiting until they come a quarter of the way up the stairs and then jumping on them from the landing.
Grab my unregistered franchi spas 12 and kick some ass.
Clone him with a magical duplicator revolver and serial kill his ass.
No but seriously, take a chair and throw down at him, i`m living upstairs, so i can block the stairs with couches, and throw other stuff down at him. Also peperspray, lots of peperspray.
It's me, sit back and have another bloody mary, with real blood.
[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;23368410]I have an AR-15 for a reason...[/QUOTE]
No, you don't.
Unreality mode: Throw chair, knife serial killer, Fly away on a rocket fuelled with money and crewed entirely by hot bitches.
Reality mode. Bail out the window and call the cops on my phone. try and make sure the asshole sticks around.
i would fucking run to the kitchen and fucking lob a knife at his face and cut off his head, then send it to the police as a bday gift >:3
Join him.
I'd smack him with a pan.
Well, if he's not in my room yet, lock the door, and I have about a minute to figure out a plan. I'm not sure how, since there's only the window, and I'm on 15th floor...
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