Well I didnt spend 25 dollars on a giant wooden claymore for fucking nothing, did I?
throw lots of shit at him and then remember my knife so when hes destracted from all the shit stab him in the cheast
I don't have to do anything because ADT will kill the killer for me.
Grab my skateboard and deck him in the face, then grab my BC Rich Warlock and poke him with it.
Take a meat tenderizer and destroy his face.
Jump out the window.
Not being able to get up I would act like a turtle on its shell.
Bard my door up then start yelling famous quotes that serial killers yelled. "GARBAGE DAY!" "HONEY! I'M HOOOME!" etc.
Pick up lighter + deodorant and proceed to burn his/her face off
Tie him up, call over a bunch of people, gang rape :3:
Kill him and wear his skin.
I would try to K.O. him, if he's knocked out then i call cops.
Edit: seriously
penetration
I have a crowbar in my room for ANY unwanted visitors.
I don't fucking care if he's a serial killer, if he blocks my escape i smash his skull.
But yeah, grab the crowbar and a phone, get out of the house, call the cops, then go and try to stop the serial killer myself. If i fail, i know that the cops get him anyway.
Bats? Crowbars? Bayonettes?
Hah!
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This is where the Serial Killer killing's at.
I move out and leave him with a subprime morgatge loan.
Either;
a) block my door and hide like a little pussy
or
b) Knock him out, torture him for information, kick him out of my house, and pretend it never happened.
Shit self, then attempt to attack serial killer.
Take the HUUUUGE fucking knife right next to me and try to sneak out, if it fails, try to stab him, probably die. Or i give him chocolate.
Dress up all creepy, get a weird murder weapon, such as a meat hook, then go down and be all "Oh, you here to kill the family? WHAT ARE THE ODDS? So am I! HAHAHAHA! Lets go get a beer."
Tell him to take the cereal, I don't want it.
Why did I read this thread at night?
I can get to the front door of my house relatively quickly from most of the rooms. I'd take any blunt or sharp object and leg it to the front door, and into the street. Then probably get chased down and killed.
Thanks, Facepunch, I'm gonna be worrying about this all night. :ohdear:
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