I agree with burning his house down, he sounds like a fuckin piece of shit that deserves it.
[editline]26th August 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=MrBunneh;41969414]that's what you get for being a stupid shit. I've seen wannabe 14 year old potheads with more street smarts than that, I mean come on dude :v:[/QUOTE]
Even if he's dumb, Most people dont excpect to get help up with a knife, mugged, and punched in the face for trying to buy a FUCKING 20 BAG, whoever tricks someone like that is a fuckin scumbag and should be killed, or atleast near killed.
[editline]26th August 2013[/editline]
also you gotta be one low, poor, stupid fuck if youre mugging someone whos buying a 20. if theyre only buying a 20, its obvious that dont have that much money... why the fuck not just mug someone who wants a half oz or something. pathetic
They're taking advantage of his being green.
It actually is scummy if the story is true though. They were to scared to go up against someone who buys bigger because they assume they would have more experience. Plus extra people, a knife.. pr etty bitch move in general praying on weak
But they shouldnt die
-snip, 2angry4dd-
[QUOTE=iwork3daysaweek;41970088]-snip, 2angry4dd-[/QUOTE]
Smoke a bowl and relax, man.
[QUOTE=Joscpe;41969311]I would actually like to take the optimistic approach here and say that I would like to think there's a way you could get away with it. Be sneaky. [sp]Use black gas canisters.[/sp][/QUOTE]
What I mean is you're not just going to affect the dealer most likely. If his family or friends are inside you can harm them too and in that case it's not even his house, it's his parents, and you'd be endangering anybody near the house too. Neighbors and all
The more; the merrier.
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1251652"]I'll just leave this here. [/URL]
indeed, fuck dealers. go to silkroad. 100% quality
have a friend set up to make a large weed purchase from him (at least an oz or more), then take the weed without giving him money. What's he gonna do, call the cops on you?
If you can get your hands on some bromo-dragonfly, that'd be a pretty horrible way for someone to go. Days of hallucinations and almost certain cardiac arrest. FUN FUN.
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[QUOTE=Creid;41975521]Good luck finding it[/QUOTE]
It's still available, although it's a little hard to find I admit. My comment was in jest though, as I definitely wouldn't condone murder, especially not in such a horrible way. It would work excellently though, as it takes about 5 hours to kick in and is deadly in minute doses so would not have a detectable taste if it was put in a drink.
Nah. Lace a fat joint with a shit ton of datura then smoke it with him, don't actually inhale when you hit it though of course.
Okay I goto sleep wake up mull about a bit then wander in here on my phone.
WHY IS THIS STILL HERE
I wouldn't be surprised if NSA breaks down gayshit's door.
Seriously this thread is fucked.
This thread is exactly the stupid petty shit we dont want polluting this place. We like to think were functioning responsibleconsenting adults. Not a bunch of shit fiends
i can imagine OP looking like napolean dynamite and getting robbed by pedro
[QUOTE=polarbear.;41980048]i can imagine OP looking like napolean dynamite and getting robbed by pedro[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=GayShit_2;41966163]He fucked with a demon ass motherfucker my soul is dark and I have a damascus steel folded katana Three things you shouldnt fuck with[/QUOTE]
I read this with a napolean dynamite voice, jesus christ my fucking sides, oh god i am so fucking high right now.
I've been ripped off before and though it's nowhere like what you experienced the best thing to do is learn from it, I physically retaliated and it probably wasn't the best way to handle the situation.
it was probably laced with shrooms anyway
You should listen - and listen carefully- to what I tell you now:
Don't rush this. Evil-doing is not something to underestimate.
You start to talk calmly to him; that you both should talk this through, maye offer to buy him a drink so that you could talk while having a drink together. Just pretend you're a real fucking softy and calm him down a little. Express your gratitude that he accepted to deal like a gentleman with the situation. The when all is talked through, grab him by the shoulder and look deep into his eyes. Say calmly and friendly: "I'm glad we could talk over this and solve this problem as real adult beings." Keep looking into his eye, and keep holding his shoulder. When he gets a little nervous, hold his shoulder tighter. As he starts to get freaked out, because you're still looking deeply into his eyes, you clutch his shoulder real hard and whisper: "Real... glad..." Then you proceed to grab a razor blade from your pocket, while still clutching his shoulder, so he can't escape. Then with the razor blade in your hand you make small cut under his chin. Like only pierce through his skin and maybe a little fat, not making contact between the blade and his chin bone. He of course totally doesn't count with that. When the cut has been made, you throw away the razor blade. This has to be done in quick succesion or he has a chance to flee. With your not clutching hand free from the blade, you take your index and your middle finger and push them into the cut. With both fingers in the cut, you grab the flap that you just created and yank forcefully in the direction of his forehead, i.e. uppwards. If there is too much resistance for you, or you don't feel confident yanking upwards so hard, you could also kick him in his testicles, so he bends forward, brace one or both feet against his shoulders - depends on how far you're willing to go out - and yank in your direction. If you did everything right you just successfully ripped off that spic's face either completely or loosened it majorly. He of course will totally not expect that.
Or you could always burn his family and sleep naked in the ashes.
go for the sleeping naked in ashes
[QUOTE=Mindfuck;41983719]You should listen - and listen carefully- to what I tell you now:
Don't rush this. Evil-doing is not something to underestimate.
You start to talk calmly to him; that you both should talk this through, maye offer to buy him a drink so that you could talk while having a drink together. Just pretend you're a real fucking softy and calm him down a little. Express your gratitude that he accepted to deal like a gentleman with the situation. The when all is talked through, grab him by the shoulder and look deep into his eyes. Say calmly and friendly: "I'm glad we could talk over this and solve this problem as real adult beings." Keep looking into his eye, and keep holding his shoulder. When he gets a little nervous, hold his shoulder tighter. As he starts to get freaked out, because you're still looking deeply into his eyes, you clutch his shoulder real hard and whisper: "Real... glad..." Then you proceed to grab a razor blade from your pocket, while still clutching his shoulder, so he can't escape. Then with the razor blade in your hand you make small cut under his chin. Like only pierce through his skin and maybe a little fat, not making contact between the blade and his chin bone. He of course totally doesn't count with that. When the cut has been made, you throw away the razor blade. This has to be done in quick succesion or he has a chance to flee. With your not clutching hand free from the blade, you take your index and your middle finger and push them into the cut. With both fingers in the cut, you grab the flap that you just created and yank forcefully in the direction of his forehead, i.e. uppwards. If there is too much resistance for you, or you don't feel confident yanking upwards so hard, you could also kick him in his testicles, so he bends forward, brace one or both feet against his shoulders - depends on how far you're willing to go out - and yank in your direction. If you did everything right you just successfully ripped off that spic's face either completely or loosened it majorly. He of course will totally not expect that.
Or you could always burn his family and sleep naked in the ashes.[/QUOTE]
That was a disturbingly detailed answer... holy shit, nice haha
I reported this thread yesterday so imagine that it is in the moderators' best interests that it stay here, for some reason.
he got permabanned for the reason "Gimmick" but thread is still open
wat
[QUOTE=polarbear.;41985749]he got permabanned for the reason "Gimmick" but thread is still open
wat[/QUOTE]
My guess is he was banned somewhere else and the mods have ignored this thread as a result, without reading it I imagine.
The mods probably don't frequent this area of the forum fearing they may get assraped and subsequently injected with too many marijuanas.
why would you guys wanna get rid of this thread it decorates the forum quite nicely
I've had dumb-asses come my way talking about their dealer woes and how they are gonna 'kill those fucking assholes', and all I do is laugh. It's like "Well why were you alone? Why did you meet them in a fucking alley, when a gram or two and 10-20 bucks can easily switch hands in public? Why were your spidey senses not tingling when there were 3-12 guys back there waiting for you and the dealer to walk up?"
And most of all - "Do you have any idea how hard it is to get away with murder in this day and age? Much less pull it off against a dude who already knows your face and has demonstrated he is irrational AND ARMED?"
Usually shuts them the fuck up long enough for me to tell them to take it as a learning experience, and move on.
last mofucka who ripped me off i dropped him down an empty well with a couple gallons of gas and a flare [b]don't fuck with me[/b]
Nigga I cut ya up an put ya inside tha mattress like drug money nigga
They call me Chris I been makin threats since I been in kindergarten nigga, ax about me see if ya ain't heard
Really the theme song to this thread is threat by jay z lol. Just it's off beat and jay sounds like he has a mouthful of waffle
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