What was the dumbest thing you did when you were a kid?
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[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;48831844]Did you uh, have a rabbit in your pants??? Im so confused what you mean "... pulled out a rabit dropping shit in my pants ... "[/QUOTE]
the shit was a small ball
why the fuck do i remember the shape
Pestered someone with a pencil when I was 5 and got punched in the eye.
(This is the same guy who told me a story about me having gay sex with him.)
I was a huge delinquent as a kid, being that me and my friend didn't know any better when it came to vandalism and what not. When I was 10, me and my friend used to get our dirt bikes and go through the neighborhood messing with shit and other people. One day, I drove through some guys lawn wanting to do doughnuts on it, but without knowing his sprinklers were gearing to deploy, and I accidentally ran some of them over, breaking them. The next time I went through the dudes lawn, he came after me and tried to pull me off my bike. He eventually ran to get his car, so I gunned it out of the neighborhood.
I got away, and to this day, wish I could apologize to him. But at the time, I thought it was fun as hell, being it was a chase and all.
Practically stalked a girl (not like follow her everywhere or anything, but obsessed over her) and ended up making her feel creeped out. I seriously still fucking feel bad about it, and would apologize if she wouldn't feel more creeped out.
Also threatened to bomb the school. Man I don't know how I got out of that one.
Being racist as fuck
Putting my foot in a wasps nest.
When I was about 6 years old, my brother and I were building a den near a tree stump and looking for a place to store some 'ammo' (sticks etc). My brother had the smart idea that I should put my foot in a hole in the tree stump to find how deep it was. I did. Hundreds of wasps swarmed out, some of which flew down the wellington boots I was wearing and up my trousers. Plenty of wasps stings ensued. I'm happy to report that my brother was stung more than I was.
I beat my neighbors tree with a bat, and also got suspended for fighting
I set up a golf tee in some road tar in my alley, and just started whacking golf balls in random directions.
Spending all my time inside watching tv instead of going out to play with kids my age and make friends
[QUOTE=Fredrika;48847722]either my uncle or older brother told me to bite a black man because "he was made of chocolate"
i bit him[/QUOTE]
did he taste like chocolate??
Me and my friend found a massive dead rat in one of my flooded garbage bins, so we just stood there and had a "funeral" for it. We spoke about "the good ol' times" like we've known that rat our whole lives.
I tried to hack a school computer by installing a Minecraft copy on it.
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