• What Happens When We Die?
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We don't know, but I just hope it's nice.
This just in, OP is a troll
[QUOTE=Malcolm X;19828280]There was a study done on TB patients and they the bed and everything on a scale that would weigh to a 10th of a gram. Animals did not lose weight. Essence, soul, you guess.[/QUOTE] The patients laid a deuce, end of story
[QUOTE=Elexar;19828146]Actually for that theory you'd have to go back to the origins of life as a whole, since us humans (and other living beings) aren't coming from 'nothing'. We're coming from combined cells (simply said). I like where you're going, though.[/QUOTE] yup, but that just complicates everything and i'm actually too stupid to comprehend anything other than simple theories. btw, to elaborate on what i said earlier, i really believe that once we die we are instantly born (not really instantly, but because we can't perceive time it feels that way) after a long long time.
[QUOTE=Malcolm X;19828237]My dad's friend is a doctor, he told me a few grams w/e leave the body once someone dies.[/QUOTE] If your are saying there is a soul, that has weight, that means there is mass leaving the body, would you not think of decomposition first before a soul? cmon people.
I always liked the general idea of reincarnation. When you die, your conciousness gets transferred into a new body with no recollection of your previous existence. I don't believe in the whole "karma determining what you get reincarnated to" but I figure you could be brought back as anything, anywhere in the universe, and at any point in time.
[QUOTE=Malcolm X;19828207]Is it normal that I'm afraid to die?[/QUOTE] Yes, but it's extremely irrational.
[QUOTE=Malcolm X;19828207]Is it normal that I'm afraid to die?[/QUOTE] Nope. Let me say it loud and clear: You [B]WILL[/B] die. Like it or not.
remedy to discover the afterlife: 1. alcaholic priest. 2.lots of spare time. 3.three litres of tequila.
[QUOTE=Malcolm X;19828280]There was a study done on TB patients and they the bed and everything on a scale that would weigh to a 10th of a gram. Animals did not lose weight. Essence, soul, you guess.[/QUOTE] I call bull. Source?
[QUOTE=Malcolm X;19828237]My dad's friend is a doctor, he told me a few grams w/e leave the body once someone dies.[/QUOTE] Sure it is, just try to make life as enjoyable as you can, It makes the bad thoughts go away :iia:
OP's trying really hard to be funny.
what happens is you go to heaven with allah and have sex with a million virgins. Why the fuck you'd want to do that is beyond me.
Nobody said the virgins were all female.
[QUOTE=~ZOMG;19828401]OP's trying really hard to be funny.[/QUOTE] Not at all. Direct me to the funny comment?
[QUOTE=Hemroid_Man;19828407]what happens is you go to heaven with allah and have sex with a million virgins. Why the fuck you'd want to do that is beyond me.[/QUOTE] 72 virgins.
[QUOTE=Hemroid_Man;19828407]what happens is you go to heaven with allah and have sex with a million virgins. Why the fuck you'd want to do that is beyond me.[/QUOTE] So you can have a reason to blow up a plane in mid flight.
What I know for sure, it will be better than this life ^^
[QUOTE=Malcolm X;19828426]Not at all. Direct me to the funny comment?[/QUOTE] Choose any of these: they're all hilarious [QUOTE=Malcolm X;19827979]Just thought I'd go all philosophical, feel like working through some of my thoughts about what I think happens after we die. Personally I always thought that when we die, we end up in a big long queue, in somewhere similar to the dole office. Of course the line is never going anywhere because it's a public run office, as opposed to private. So the remainder of existence is spent in pretty much the same spot, looking around and complaining about how the line is not going anywhere. Must remember to bring a book. So people, what are your thoughts on the beginning of the end? Or should that be the end of the end.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Malcolm X;19828129]I heard that when someone dies, 2 or 3KG weight leave there body, could that be there spirit/soul?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Malcolm X;19828207]Is it normal that I'm afraid to die?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Malcolm X;19828237]My dad's friend is a doctor, he told me a few grams w/e leave the body once someone dies.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Malcolm X;19828280]There was a study done on TB patients and they the bed and everything on a scale that would weigh to a 10th of a gram. Animals did not lose weight. Essence, soul, you guess.[/QUOTE] then look at this [img]http://i48.tinypic.com/t99ymv.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;19828381]I call bull. Source?[/QUOTE] You say it like it's an unbelievable thing. [url]http://adf.ly/1Bnk[/url]
[QUOTE=Malcolm X;19828530]You say it like it's an unbelievable thing. [url]http://adf.ly/1Bnk[/url][/QUOTE] hrmmm
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;19828543]hrmmm[/QUOTE] That's a google link btw (search yourself)
[QUOTE=Malcolm X;19828530]You say it like it's an unbelievable thing. [url]http://adf.ly/1Bnk[/url][/QUOTE] It's a referral link. No one click on it.
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;19828600]It's a referral link. No one click on it.[/QUOTE] Yes, to google. No rules say anything about referral.
[QUOTE=Malcolm X;19828551]That's a google link btw (search yourself)[/QUOTE] We don't have to do shit. Give us a valid source or [b]you're wrong.[/b] and if you try to post news without a source you are breaking the rules.
Stop caring and move on. You're wasting your mind.
[QUOTE=Malcolm X;19828631]Yes, to google. No rules say anything about referral.[/QUOTE] Oh it isn't then. I googled and couldn't find anything about it. [editline]02:40PM[/editline] No wait it is. And yes it is against the rules to post referral links. [editline]02:41PM[/editline] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=884715[/url] lol
[QUOTE=Malcolm X;19828129]I heard that when someone dies, 2 or 3KG weight leave there body, could that be there spirit/soul?[/QUOTE] Yes, Because Neuronal activity weighs something.. :Dawkins102:
[QUOTE=DrLuke;19827998]We Don't Fucking Know Deal with it.[/QUOTE] That is most accurate, but if you really want a answer.. We reincarnate on a planet that matches our behaivor. (What the fuck I done in my last life to end up here... :ohdear:) P.S : We will reincarnate till we will reach enlightenment, and you won't need a body anymore.
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