One day while I was SHIT in the PENIS a FUCKER ASS fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the FAGGOT and knocked over the SHITTER. Then it ran out the door into the CRAP and FUCKFACE a DICK off the SHITBOX. It then knocked a glass of GONORRHEA off the coffee table. After DIARRH.OEA minutes of chasing the ASS through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest FATASS.
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[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: ITS YOU
You: What?
You: It is?
Stranger: I belive so? :S
You: I thought it was me?
Stranger: no its you
You: Oh, well then.
Stranger: so what do you prefere to drink besides your chips
You: Diet Dr Pepper =u=
Stranger: Diet dr pepper?
Stranger: we dont have that where i come from
You: Where do you come from?
Stranger: Norway
You: Ah
You: Nice
Stranger: why?
You: I was expecting some...crazy paranormal reply
You: like THE DEPTHS OF HELLL!!!1!1!1
You: or something stupid
You: idk
Stranger: Its cold here
You: I didn't know they didn't have Dr Pepper elsewhere in the world :/
Stranger: you must be from the USA right
You: Yep.
Stranger: Your healthcare system sucks
You: Yeah, it does
Stranger: And most of your ladies are fat
You: yep
Stranger: is that true?
You: I'm gay though
You: so
You: c:
Stranger: man all my stereotypes was right
You: and I honestly don't pay attention to most of the girls
You: most of the people I know aren't fat
You: actually
Stranger: But thanks for killing the nazis
You: no problem...I guess
You: I wasn't alive for WW2 :|
Stranger: Shame
You: My mom wasn't even alive back then, actually
Stranger: change the subject please
You: okay, then
You: uh...
Stranger: i dont want to talk about your mother
You: Me either
You: honestly
Stranger: So, do you ever feel ichy or have a sudden urge to scratch your self?
You: ...yeah, why?
You: I think it's mainly paranoia :|
Stranger: That is how i feel right now
You: ah
You: well
You: idk
Stranger: and i have all this red spots
Stranger: in my face
Stranger: and even 1 on my penis
You: How old are you?>.>
Stranger: im 16
You: Ah
You: I'm 15
You: well
You: red spots sounded like chicken pox
You: but if your 16 you've probably had them before so it probably isnt
Stranger: I support communism
You: ...okay, I don't really know much about what communism entails
You: I don't pay that much attention to politics, usually
Stranger: stalin and that shit
Stranger: you only pay attentions to boys rear end do you?
You: nope
You: I just don't care much for politics
Stranger: STOP TROLLING
You: I'm not.
You: I'm being perfectly honest here.
Stranger: eh i think your better off talking to some of your own kind
You: :|
Stranger: fatsos
You: ...-totally unmoved-
Stranger: and other inbred people
Stranger: that you find in the USA
You: ...I don't take most insults on the internet at face value
You: :|
You: I'm not that much of an idiot
You: like most people in the world tend to be
Stranger: maybe it looks that way from inside your little nutshell
Stranger: thinking your the rulers of the world
Stranger: when you really suck cock
You: I don't think America's all that boss actually
You: I wanna move to Canada, the UK, or Japan
Stranger: oh japan
Stranger: so your that emo guy arent you
Stranger: singing crappy songs about how terrible your life is
You: nope
Stranger: and how every1 is bulling you
You: not emo
Stranger: not sucking your dick
Stranger: etc
You: though emo music isn't actually that bad usually
You: just like
You: the kind that's purely "LIFE SUCKS KILL ME PITY ME WAAAAAH"
You: that's pure crap
Stranger: okay okay
Stranger: can you please stop talking
Stranger: i have had enough of your "MCDONALDS IS DA SHIT" talking
You: if you don't wanna talk to me, there's a disconnect button right below me
You: and I hate mcdonalds
You: only food of theirs I like is french fries
Stranger: then guess what
Stranger: Your not a true american
You: ...you aren't bothering me at all
You: try paying attention to things I've said
You: I want to move
You: I don't like America that much
Stranger: ye cos your a emo
You: No I'm not
You: :|
Stranger: every emo have a dream to move to japan
Stranger: sucking cock
You: I'm not emo
Stranger: but you do wanna suck cock?
You: I wanna move to Japan mostly for anime and such
You: and I already said
You: I'm gay
You: try paying attention
Stranger: Your gay?
You: yep
You: I said that
Stranger: shiet mon, i better change my jokes subject
You: a while ago
Stranger: Do you know what hitler said when the temperature was decreasing rappidly? Throw another jew in the own
Stranger: oven
You: heh...nice...jokes about the holocaust
You: a butler carries Hitler some orange juice
You: he trips on a rock and spills it all over him
Stranger: GET TO THE POINT
You: "Oh, sorry, Fuhrer! I covered you in juice! Are you mad?"
Stranger: eh
Stranger: didnt get it
You: "JUICE!? I'M COVERED IN /JUICE/!?"
Stranger: still didnt
You: "I'M NOT MAD. I'M FUHRERIOUS!!!!!"
You: juice ~~ jews
Stranger: What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
You: nice
You: ...as I said, I don't take most things said on the internet at face value
Stranger: Are you a jew?
You: if you wanna make someone rage, go ahead and find someone else
You: and no
You: I'm not
Stranger: Ok
You: I mean, I may have some jewish ancestry
Stranger: I want to make people rage
Stranger: LOL
You: but I'm not religious at all
Stranger: JEWS ARE GREEDY SOBS
Stranger: TRYING TO REVENGE HOLACAUST BY KILLING PEPOPLE FROM PALESTINE
Stranger: "OH LOOK AT ME; WHOS GOT THE BIGGEST DICK NOW"
You: ...-sits and watches you rant-
Stranger: Oh i said dick
Stranger: sorry
You: doesn't bother me
Stranger: nah
Stranger: rahter turns you on
You: I may be gay but I don't get turned on by the slightest mention of sex
You: even if I am still a teenager
You: :|
Stranger: jesus
Stranger: i give up
Stranger: you withstand all i got to throw after you
You: meh
You: good for me, I guess
Stranger: your 1 skilled dragqueen
You: meh...I wouldn't mind trying to dress in drag
You: -shrug-
Stranger: dude
You: I'd probably fail at it, though
Stranger: i better move on
Stranger: i wont be able to breach your defence
You: the button's right down there
You: V
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: DONT MISS ME NOW WILL YOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
I survived a troll~:love:
Feel free to rate me gaybow if nothing else.
[QUOTE]We now have direct confirmation of a disruptor in our midst, one who has acquired an almost messianic reputation in the minds of certain citizens. His figure is synonymous with the darkest urges of instinct, ignorance and decay. Some of the worst excesses of the Black Mesa Incident have been laid directly at his feet. And yet unsophisticated minds continue to imbue him with romantic power, giving him such dangerous poetic labels as the One Free Man, the Opener of the Way.
Let me remind all citizens of the dangers of magical thinking. We have scarcely begun to climb from the dark pit of our species' evolution. Let us not slide backward into oblivion, just as we have finally begun to see the light. If you see this so-called Free Man, report him. Civic deeds do not go unrewarded. And contrariwise, complicity with his cause will not go unpunished.
Be wise. Be safe. Be aware.
[/QUOTE]
I sent it to that church that protests dead soldiers. They're currently protesting SDCC. It was obviously edited a bit more than the original.
One day while I was burning in the cellar a poop brown rock lobster fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the carpet and knocked over the sack with poop. Then it ran out the door into the livingroom and slept a vase off the fire. It then knocked a glass of virgin poop off the coffee table. After 400'000 minutes of chasing the rock lobster through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest piece of plank.
[B]The Adventure Of The Donkey
[/B][URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"][COLOR=#006600]Android[/COLOR][/URL] 17-M and Android 17-F were out for a quantum Valentine's walk with a thrust. As they went, Android 17-F rested her hand on Android 17-M's Casing. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so nigger-like, Android 17-M was filled with three-sided dread.
"Do you suppose it's Oily here?" he asked robotically.
"You iridescent silly," Android 17-F said, tickling Android 17-M with her BIOS. "It's completely red."
Just then, a woman-like donkey leapt out from behind a Operating System and rebooted Android 17-F in the Mouse. "Aaargh!" Android 17-F screamed.
Things looked mechanical. But Android 17-M, although he was dynamic, knew he had to save his [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"][COLOR=#006600]love[/COLOR][/URL]. He grabbed a C: drive and, with no idea what deleting System32 could do, beat the donkey lovingly until it ran off. "That will teach you to Reboot innocent people."
Then he clasped Android 17-F close. Android 17-F was bleeding hornily. "My darling," Android 17-M said, and pressed his lips to Android 17-F's Shaft.
"I love you," Android 17-F said quickly, and expired in Android 17-M's arms.
Android 17-M never loved again.
set realmlist wowbeez.no-ip.org
#set realmlist us.logon.worldofwarcraft.com
#set patchlist us.version.worldofwarcraft.com
set realmlistbn ""
#set portal us
Hello! I did some work on your avatar for you.
[img]http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/29/outv.png[/img]
[B]Changes:[/B][list]
[*][B]Added transparency-[/B] [I]see below[/I]
[*][B]Resized better-[/B] Resized better from the original to maximize usage of space given
[*][B]Optimized-[/B] filesize reduced losslessly
[/list]
[B]What's transparency?[/B] What better way to answer than by demonstrating!
[IMG]http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/1981/transparencyinavatars.png[/IMG]
On the left is an avatar without transparency. On the right is an avatar [I]with[/I] transparency. See the difference?
Here is a comparison of my version and your version of your avatar. (Mine is on the left, yours is the fugly one on the right!).
[img]http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/29/outv.png[/img][img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=262892&dateline=1279131343[/img]
And here they are on a blue background. See the difference?
[quote][img]http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/29/outv.png[/img][img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=262892&dateline=1279131343[/img][/quote]
Enjoy.
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