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you did what to who for how many cornflakes
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One day while I was SHIT in the PENIS a FUCKER ASS fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the FAGGOT and knocked over the SHITTER. Then it ran out the door into the CRAP and FUCKFACE a DICK off the SHITBOX. It then knocked a glass of GONORRHEA off the coffee table. After DIARRH.OEA minutes of chasing the ASS through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest FATASS.
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[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: HEY Stranger: ITS YOU You: What? You: It is? Stranger: I belive so? :S You: I thought it was me? Stranger: no its you You: Oh, well then. Stranger: so what do you prefere to drink besides your chips You: Diet Dr Pepper =u= Stranger: Diet dr pepper? Stranger: we dont have that where i come from You: Where do you come from? Stranger: Norway You: Ah You: Nice Stranger: why? You: I was expecting some...crazy paranormal reply You: like THE DEPTHS OF HELLL!!!1!1!1 You: or something stupid You: idk Stranger: Its cold here You: I didn't know they didn't have Dr Pepper elsewhere in the world :/ Stranger: you must be from the USA right You: Yep. Stranger: Your healthcare system sucks You: Yeah, it does Stranger: And most of your ladies are fat You: yep Stranger: is that true? You: I'm gay though You: so You: c: Stranger: man all my stereotypes was right You: and I honestly don't pay attention to most of the girls You: most of the people I know aren't fat You: actually Stranger: But thanks for killing the nazis You: no problem...I guess You: I wasn't alive for WW2 :| Stranger: Shame You: My mom wasn't even alive back then, actually Stranger: change the subject please You: okay, then You: uh... Stranger: i dont want to talk about your mother You: Me either You: honestly Stranger: So, do you ever feel ichy or have a sudden urge to scratch your self? You: ...yeah, why? You: I think it's mainly paranoia :| Stranger: That is how i feel right now You: ah You: well You: idk Stranger: and i have all this red spots Stranger: in my face Stranger: and even 1 on my penis You: How old are you?>.> Stranger: im 16 You: Ah You: I'm 15 You: well You: red spots sounded like chicken pox You: but if your 16 you've probably had them before so it probably isnt Stranger: I support communism You: ...okay, I don't really know much about what communism entails You: I don't pay that much attention to politics, usually Stranger: stalin and that shit Stranger: you only pay attentions to boys rear end do you? You: nope You: I just don't care much for politics Stranger: STOP TROLLING You: I'm not. You: I'm being perfectly honest here. Stranger: eh i think your better off talking to some of your own kind You: :| Stranger: fatsos You: ...-totally unmoved- Stranger: and other inbred people Stranger: that you find in the USA You: ...I don't take most insults on the internet at face value You: :| You: I'm not that much of an idiot You: like most people in the world tend to be Stranger: maybe it looks that way from inside your little nutshell Stranger: thinking your the rulers of the world Stranger: when you really suck cock You: I don't think America's all that boss actually You: I wanna move to Canada, the UK, or Japan Stranger: oh japan Stranger: so your that emo guy arent you Stranger: singing crappy songs about how terrible your life is You: nope Stranger: and how every1 is bulling you You: not emo Stranger: not sucking your dick Stranger: etc You: though emo music isn't actually that bad usually You: just like You: the kind that's purely "LIFE SUCKS KILL ME PITY ME WAAAAAH" You: that's pure crap Stranger: okay okay Stranger: can you please stop talking Stranger: i have had enough of your "MCDONALDS IS DA SHIT" talking You: if you don't wanna talk to me, there's a disconnect button right below me You: and I hate mcdonalds You: only food of theirs I like is french fries Stranger: then guess what Stranger: Your not a true american You: ...you aren't bothering me at all You: try paying attention to things I've said You: I want to move You: I don't like America that much Stranger: ye cos your a emo You: No I'm not You: :| Stranger: every emo have a dream to move to japan Stranger: sucking cock You: I'm not emo Stranger: but you do wanna suck cock? You: I wanna move to Japan mostly for anime and such You: and I already said You: I'm gay You: try paying attention Stranger: Your gay? You: yep You: I said that Stranger: shiet mon, i better change my jokes subject You: a while ago Stranger: Do you know what hitler said when the temperature was decreasing rappidly? Throw another jew in the own Stranger: oven You: heh...nice...jokes about the holocaust You: a butler carries Hitler some orange juice You: he trips on a rock and spills it all over him Stranger: GET TO THE POINT You: "Oh, sorry, Fuhrer! I covered you in juice! Are you mad?" Stranger: eh Stranger: didnt get it You: "JUICE!? I'M COVERED IN /JUICE/!?" Stranger: still didnt You: "I'M NOT MAD. I'M FUHRERIOUS!!!!!" You: juice ~~ jews Stranger: What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven. You: nice You: ...as I said, I don't take most things said on the internet at face value Stranger: Are you a jew? You: if you wanna make someone rage, go ahead and find someone else You: and no You: I'm not Stranger: Ok You: I mean, I may have some jewish ancestry Stranger: I want to make people rage Stranger: LOL You: but I'm not religious at all Stranger: JEWS ARE GREEDY SOBS Stranger: TRYING TO REVENGE HOLACAUST BY KILLING PEPOPLE FROM PALESTINE Stranger: "OH LOOK AT ME; WHOS GOT THE BIGGEST DICK NOW" You: ...-sits and watches you rant- Stranger: Oh i said dick Stranger: sorry You: doesn't bother me Stranger: nah Stranger: rahter turns you on You: I may be gay but I don't get turned on by the slightest mention of sex You: even if I am still a teenager You: :| Stranger: jesus Stranger: i give up Stranger: you withstand all i got to throw after you You: meh You: good for me, I guess Stranger: your 1 skilled dragqueen You: meh...I wouldn't mind trying to dress in drag You: -shrug- Stranger: dude You: I'd probably fail at it, though Stranger: i better move on Stranger: i wont be able to breach your defence You: the button's right down there You: V Stranger: Ok Stranger: DONT MISS ME NOW WILL YOU Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] I survived a troll~:love: Feel free to rate me gaybow if nothing else.
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hitler is the greatest eliminate all jews ...i wonder how that got there???
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