[quote]The Long Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Paul and Beth went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Paul hit Beth in her elbow with a big tasty iceball. It hurt a lot, but Paul kissed it idiotically and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really weird snow man!" Paul said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Beth said. "That would be more delicious and politically correct."
"I know," Paul said. "We can make a snow fox. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up sexily and made a luscious snow fox. Paul put on a dick for the mouth. The fox was almost as big as Beth.
"It looks dumb," Paul said weirdly. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Beth said and held up a wide dildo. "I found this in a field." She put the dildo onto the fox's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the fox, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a man, doing stuff.
Beth screamed sexually and ran but the snow fox chased her until she tripped over a tree root. Then the snow fox fucked her tastily.
"Nobody does that to my little Sexy Penis," Paul screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow fox through the cock. It fell down and Paul kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Beth said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The dildo lay in the yard until a throbbing child picked it up and took it home.[/quote]
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[Fact: I was spamming someone in MSN with this, please, do not ask why]
kim you want to do what with me
euan i want u to go out with me on a date
max has joined the convo
max hi guys whats up
euan i just asked kim out on a date
kim yh and who invited u
euan wasnt me
max it was meeeee nah it was kim euan
euan ahh btw kim whats ur answer
kim yh why not btw u seen the webpage called facepunch
euan yh i joined it ages ago
max the facepunch or kims pants
euan both
kim yh both
max ok why did u say that :( i have a shit pc cant play gmod
euan well i can help u when u get it running properly
max euan i live in england
euan ohhh thats why u speek difrently
copyed from my msn convo to face book idk why