You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: penis
Stranger: yes
You: indeed
You: it is an interesting thing is it not?
Stranger: it is
You: you know what is impressive is that one may need to urinate, but upon an erection a complex mechanism of muscle contraction ensures that the bladder is blocked
You: so the insemination can follow without any contamination in the womb
You: how delightful
Stranger: good knowledge
Stranger: Then why girls have two mechanisms?
You: Girls have two seperate tubes
You: one is for urine
You: another for ....FUNKY TIME!
You: but yeah
Stranger: either u r biological student
Stranger: or carried out a detailed study over the subject
You: No I just like it when girls piss on my face
You: so I notice these things
Stranger: Do they?
You: Some do
Stranger: tell me about intercourse
You: Well....I assume you are a male?
You: if you are then just get a hard on and stick it in really
You: ya know
Stranger: do g spot exist?
You: it has been disputed
You: apparently its on the inner wall of the v-jay
You: the wall facing you
You: but it only responds to sound
You: so next time you do have sex bend down and just scream really loudly
You: at the vagina
Stranger: R u sure?
You: yes I am
Stranger: what about males?
You: are you a male yourself?
Stranger: yes
You: well just stick your finger up your ass and find a small spot thats your prostate gland
You: wiggle it around and you will orgasm
Stranger: is it so easy
You: yeah quite easy
You have disconnected.
Don't ask...
"Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget Jesus. The stars died so that you could be here today." ~Lawrence M. Krauss
what do you think of your friends?
polyamorous
-- Don't even ask.
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[url]http://ijyt.net/[/url]
Was adding music to ijyt's website, but got lazy and now it only works in IE.
Oi, can you help me please? :3
Just download this spray for it's download meter to go up:
[url]http://www.gamesprays.com/spray/scouts-behind-3481/[/url]
Appreciated.
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I wonder why raptor jesus ran off the stage in such a manner?
i wont
Thats exactly whats in my clipboard.
If you lick me there I'll go "Whippeeee" and "Wohoooo" and if you lick me THERE i'll go "BANG BANG BANG" and then she'll go like "ooooh yeaah ooh yeah" "BANG BANG" nice talking to you hezzy