• I have 99 hundred dollars but no idea what to do with them.
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[QUOTE=Protocol7;33475492]Car, computer upgrade, save for college, at the very least don't spend more than half or you'll be kicking yourself when you'll need the money later.[/QUOTE] this about sums it up
My moms car got repo'd. I dont have internet at my house, and I cant find a job. You could give me some :v: Haha, but seriously you should do something unique. Or buy a batmobile or something.
OK, first of all you're going to want to buy yourself a horse. Once you have a horse, get yourself a gun, maybe two, but if you're going for two get a rifle and a pistol, not two of one. You done that? OK, so now you're going to want to go to Nauvoo, Illinois. Why there? Because it's on the edge of the state and it has a lot of history. It used to be a Mormon town but now it's majority Catholic. Oh, by the way if you're not in America you're obviously going to have to fly there. This might be difficult with a horse and a gun, so maybe get those afterwards. Once you're in Nauvoo, walk to Salt Lake City, Utah. [url=http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?saddr=Nauvoo+IL&daddr=40.72593,-91.73492+to:Salt+Lake+City+UT&hl=en&ll=40.710313,-92.146454&spn=0.298239,0.676346&sll=40.526327,-91.51062&sspn=1.196226,2.705383&geocode=FZq-agId1ZON-im3UcGO4SXnhzFJYMOFT3_S4A%3BFaptbQIdeDyI-in_JVwGv_vmhzHGNVS6CQ9bhA%3BFcv1bQIdma1U-SntMdGIlD1ShzHKMU1IoLdTWw&vpsrc=6&dirflg=w&mra=dpe&mrsp=1&sz=9&via=1&t=h&z=11]Here's a map.[/url] Don't be afraid to ride off the beaten track, you'll find more interesting places that way. Just be sure to have a map and compass so you can find your way to a town to find a day or so's work and board. Once you're at Salt Lake, rest for however long you want and start making your way to San Antonio. Maybe you could talk about courier services; I'm sure there'll be a lot of people who'll want something delivered to a friend or relative on horseback, even if it's just a cheap trinket. You'll be going through a lot of desert here, so bring lots of water and temporary shelter. Once you've got to San An, visit the Alamo! Then you can start again by going back up to Nauvoo. Do this as often as you want - if you get bored you can stop by an internet cafe or library and find more places to go and see. This is what I want to do when I retire. [url=http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?saddr=Nauvoo+IL&daddr=40.62086,-111.89054+to:San+Antonio+TX&hl=en&ll=40.552986,-91.384342&spn=0.001168,0.002642&sll=34.994004,-94.921875&sspn=20.566435,43.286133&geocode=FZq-agId1ZON-im3UcGO4SXnhzFJYMOFT3_S4A%3BFTzTawIdlK9U-SmfxUk4solShzFL9vjZNKB-HA%3BFfr5wAEdRBsh-imvDtAEr1hchjG8FqAQO-FWCA&vpsrc=6&dirflg=w&mra=dpe&mrsp=1&sz=5&via=1&t=h&z=19]Here's a map of the whole thing[/url], but note that Google takes you through a lot of cities, this probably isn't best for horseback travel, so alter the route as you go along. Stay of the major roads to keep things interesting. Good luck, and here's a little advice: You've gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em Know when to walk away and when to run You never count your money while you're sitting at the table There'll be time enough for counting when the dealing's done.
I got 99 dollars but an idea ain't one
I'll laugh if it was all withdrawn from op's account and he now has $5 left to live on.
Make a fucking thread about it seriously we dont care that you have 99 dollars. I have 500 sitting on my bank account and i dont know what to buy and im not making threads about it especially on fucking facepunch jeez... threads like this makes my blood boil
Put it in a stack and use it as a paperweight
[QUOTE=BananaFoam;33528811]Use it to make a bullshit post lying about having a ton of money. [sp]Seriously, I need evidence before I accept this.[/sp][/QUOTE] Dude, it's ten grand. I mean, it's impressive that he managed to be that responsible with his money, but it's not like we're talking about an exorbitant amount of cash, here. Hell, even I've got three thousand in the bank, and I've been paying out the ass lately, what with the new apartment, car repairs, health insurance, and college tuition. I mean, $10000 just isn't a large enough amount of money to brag about having. Hell, that's about a year's earning at a part-time minimum wage job, after taxes. [editline]2nd December 2011[/editline] Plus, it looks like these aren't even American dollars we're talking about here. If I'm to understand, this is Saudi-bucks. The conversion to American dollars leaves him with only a little more than $2500. Seriously, that's just a couple months of responsible saving.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;33542650]Plus, it looks like these aren't even American dollars we're talking about here. If I'm to understand, this is Saudi-bucks. The conversion to American dollars leaves him with only a little more than $2500. Seriously, that's just a couple months of responsible saving.[/QUOTE] Err [QUOTE=ChocoCoach;33488006] It IS 10 thousand American dollars. [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;33542650]Dude, it's ten grand. I mean, it's impressive that he managed to be that responsible with his money, but it's not like we're talking about an exorbitant amount of cash, here. Hell, even I've got three thousand in the bank, and I've been paying out the ass lately, what with the new apartment, car repairs, health insurance, and college tuition. I mean, $10000 just isn't a large enough amount of money to brag about having. Hell, that's about a year's earning at a part-time minimum wage job, after taxes. [editline]2nd December 2011[/editline] Plus, it looks like these aren't even American dollars we're talking about here. If I'm to understand, this is Saudi-bucks. The conversion to American dollars leaves him with only a little more than $2500. Seriously, that's just a couple months of responsible saving.[/QUOTE] Even if it is "a year's earning at part-time minimum wage" who the hell blows a year's salary on shit they don't need? I mean besides [I]job creators.[/I]
I'd like to thank everyone for their participation. Some suggestion were awesome, some sucked and some were funny (I especially liked the one about smacking people with sacks full of coins). I liked this one the most; [QUOTE=Capitulazyguy;33541370]OK, first of all you're going to want to buy yourself a horse. Once you have a horse, get yourself a gun, maybe two, but if you're going for two get a rifle and a pistol, not two of one. You done that? OK, so now you're going to want to go to Nauvoo, Illinois. Why there? Because it's on the edg...:words:[/QUOTE] I like this. Unique, personal and something for you to remember. I'm saving this post for the future ;) (obviously, no dealing or guns though) Unfortunately, I've already set my mind on what to do with the money. It's not as awesome as horse traveling, but at least I will be helping a friend. Our gorgeous, prestige moderators may close this. [QUOTE=Adarrek;33541609]Make a fucking thread about it seriously we dont care that you have 99 dollars. I have 500 sitting on my bank account and i dont know what to buy and im not making threads about it especially on fucking facepunch jeez... threads like this makes my blood boil[/QUOTE] I could only imagine how intense you would be if you had more. Relax. It's not like you're paying for the site's bandwidth from your own pocket.
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Buy a fucking whale. Cuz your ballin'.
put it all into spacex shares when they IPO save it
Invest in bluechip stocks or physical gold.
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lol ps3
sew them together and use as a tent to protect yourself at night
buy a shitload of weed.
[QUOTE=ChocoCoach;33550783] I could only imagine how intense you would be if you had more. Relax. It's not like you're paying for the site's bandwidth from your own pocket.[/QUOTE] You are right but what the fuck are you expecting from FP? You wont get serious answers and you just want to show off that you have 99 dollars.
If you don't know what to do with it now, put it in a savings account and keep it saved up until you actually need something. It could always just help to have as backup if things go tits up for you :) [QUOTE=/B/rother;33565570]buy a shitload of weed.[/QUOTE] I would do that unfortunatly.
[QUOTE=Adarrek;33566288]You are right but what the fuck are you expecting from FP? You wont get serious answers and you just want to show off that you have 99 dollars.[/QUOTE] 99 hundred dollars.
Give them all to to this man. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1144249[/url]
Buy keys and open crates!!
Buy 2000 people "Cococoach's Boy-Toy" titles.
i have 99 ideas but spending them on a bitch aint one
the governments gonna come for you.
I read it as: I have 99 hundred balloons lol.
Buy 99 hundred things from 1 dollar store and then sell everything 2 dollar piece
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