• Daily Life V2 - Drama Life thread
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[QUOTE=Taggart;30050592]phishers in my email? [img]http://gyazo.com/ef5ac41b517e7b295d8b4dd97cd4c10c.png[/img] BE GONE, SINNER![/QUOTE] attach a voice recording to the email
According to one of my friends some girl I really don't like got hired at Burger King. I hope he's wrong. If he's right I'll seriously have to quit on the spot.
why dont you get her face and put it in the deep fat fryer then eat some of her face then cum over it???
Because he needs the cum for the special sauce.
hey jennifer or shud i say inafinus
deep fry the cum sauce? [editline]25th May 2011[/editline] also JENNIFER wrote ON MY WALL ON FACEBOOK [editline]25th May 2011[/editline] [img]http://gyazo.com/878714b8715cd7c0d78fa068ccd4ec1b.png[/img] [editline]25th May 2011[/editline] [url]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1689248/Pictures/temp/cknmlkht.png[/url] FOOS DONT CLICK. I can't believe I still show you guys the spergy shit I buy when I know none of you care.
faun i sin = inafinus
anagrams are fun.
I love exams. Haven't slept in 40 hours now. Some more news you people won't give a shit about... I've fallen in love with the series "Oz", I'm listening to lots pf punk rock now (always liked The Clash, the Ramones, The Sex Pistols, etc, but I'm trying many other bands now, like Misfits, Social Distortion, Black Flag, Pinochet Boys, Buzzcocks, Bad Religion, etc). I'm getting a piercing, started lifting weights because I'm turning into a fat fuck, and I have my first session with a psychologist tomorrow (a friend of mine forced me to sign up for it after I spent last few weeks with severe depression, locked in my house alone and shit). Got me kinda nervous, never been to one of these before so I dunno what to expect. EDIT: One of those is not like the others.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;30051246]According to one of my friends some girl I really don't like got hired at Burger King. I hope he's wrong. If he's right I'll seriously have to quit on the spot.[/QUOTE] Lame reason for quitting job. [editline]25th May 2011[/editline] Be a man and deal w/ it
Seriously milk, all of the pictures you commission have the worst sense of anatomy and perspective.
[b]TAEPO [/b] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/hwshy.jpg[/img]
wow ok jemmin, i posted that last time taepo had a bitch fit
i know im repeat
[QUOTE=Inafinus :3;30050164]Stupideye asked me to wrote a detective story about the Facebook troll like two days ago so I am doing it now[/QUOTE] ahah oh god you are good at this. we gotta solve this one, la noire style [editline]26th May 2011[/editline] its you isnt it [editline]26th May 2011[/editline] im reporting to you to cyber police for fraud
Cute girl in my Gym class. Quiet, shy and into weaboo things. Going for it.
Prom tomorrow. Why do they put this on a Thursday?
[QUOTE=Fenriswolf;30052512]Lame reason for quitting job. [editline]25th May 2011[/editline] Be a man and deal w/ it[/QUOTE] I guess it's just one more person for me to yell at for no reason.
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;30054386]Cute girl in my Gym class. Quiet, shy and into weaboo things. Going for it.[/QUOTE] You sound like a...grasshopper or something or a tiger or someshit stalking it's prey :v:
Don't you hate it when the girl you like doesn't like you?
no i love it
I don't go for wimmins because i focus on making emone ... [IMG]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QCcMTHCBJ4c/TR2d1kXK2FI/AAAAAAAAEaQ/FuuOv09suHE/s1600/Disregard%2BFemales%252C%2BAcquire%2BCurrency.jpg[/IMG] :fuckyou:
me and the krundletastic/fp airsoft krew im filming [media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=-XtMnUnS0oI[/media]
we're ballers for life
[QUOTE=Aznsniper911;30056719]Don't you hate it when the girl you like doesn't like you?[/QUOTE] Yup. My advice is to let it go, there's plenty of fish in the sea. I learned that the hard way going from high-school to college.
guys i swear im not jennifer, im not even fucking joking [editline]26th May 2011[/editline] And now for Part II: [quote] As I barged out the door I could hear Lûc calling after me. “Monsieur! Wait for me!” I ran across the street and unlocked my car door. As I swung it open I heard a screech followed by a thud. I looked back and saw that the number 47 to Pilladinky road had run down Lûc. Lûc lay there on the ground screaming, thinking that he was going to die. I calmly walked up to him and saw that he hadn't even gotten a scratch. “Get up ya wee tollie monster!” Lûc looked up at me and stopped screaming, he rose to his feet and dusted himself off, too embarrassed to say anything. We both got into my automobile and drove down the road and ran a red light, almost running over an elderly lady as we did so. Lûc turned to me, he was pale white and in a state of shock. “Slow down for christ sakes!” He yelled. I ignored him and floored it. My old faithful car was struggling to maintain its speed of 37 Km/h. Further down the road I saw an old lorry turning a corner slowly, blocking the entire road. I lifted my foot from the accelerator pedal and slammed down the brakes. They didn't work, Jennifer must have sabotaged my car! I looked to Lûc and He looked back to me, we hadn't a ruddy clue what to do. Lûc undone his seatbelt and rolled down the protective glass sheet I call a window and stuck his arse out and pulled his buttcheeks apart. His gigantic ass acted like a parachute and his rectum and intestines filled with air. His massive ass was enough to slow down the car, once we had stopped he clenched his fists and shut his eyes tight and tightened the whole of his body. “Fuck” I said to myself quietly. I kicked my door open and jumped. Lûc let it rip and relieved his ass of all of his ass air. The release of gas was strong enough to blow out a window from my car and it smashed into the back of my head... It all started coming back. [/quote]
[QUOTE=wewt!;30045134]Civil war could be mostly melee based, you fire at first then charge with your bayonet, making it a first person fighting game with light gunplay[/QUOTE] Actually the Civil War was where the Bayonet charge died. [editline]26th May 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Kill001;30056807]I don't go for wimmins because i focus on making emone ... [IMG]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QCcMTHCBJ4c/TR2d1kXK2FI/AAAAAAAAEaQ/FuuOv09suHE/s1600/Disregard%2BFemales%252C%2BAcquire%2BCurrency.jpg[/IMG] :fuckyou:[/QUOTE] My friend said she's gonna make that her senior quote.
[QUOTE=Kman1;30065382]Actually the Civil War was where the Bayonet charge died.[/QUOTE] Thanks for destroying my dreams
Disregard females, acquire currency is kind of true. When you get married you lose all your money.
[QUOTE=Kman1;30065382]Actually the Civil War was where the Bayonet charge died.[/QUOTE] Paddy Griffith's 'Battle Tactics of the Civil War' disagrees. As musket fire was hilariously ineffective, bayonet charges provided the surest means of routing an enemy from its position.
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