[QUOTE=FPKawaii;30969777]Chick asks "wanna hang out today?"
Say sure
Meet up at old middle school
[/QUOTE]
This is how most of Kawaii's dates go
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[QUOTE=BBOOBBYY!;30970858]I somehow managed to put a 12 gauge shell into my nose.[/QUOTE]
Kurt Cobain could do that too
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;30968198]My job is even more terrible because I have nobody I can talk to there. I'm like the only guy there who doesn't play Starcraft. All the rest of them do and take it way too seriously (they play it competitively, fucking losers) and they're super fanboys who think it's the greatest game ever.
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And yes, all they talk about is Starcraft. Holy fuck it's annoying.[/QUOTE]
Lol my brother and some of my and his friends play competitively. A few are in the top 2% for North America or something.
[QUOTE=smallfry;30971812]This is how most of Kawaii's dates go[/QUOTE]
Lol'd. She's older than me.
[QUOTE=smallfry;30971812]Kurt Cobain could do that too[/QUOTE]
ahahahahahhaah
oh god nice
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;30971854]Lol'd. She's older than me.[/QUOTE]
You're younger than 12?
[QUOTE=DarkSamus;30972516]You're younger than 12?[/QUOTE]
No. She's 18.
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;30972601]No. She's 18.[/QUOTE]
18 months more like.
i i i had a... interesting day
so in summer school today i was thinking about sex (virgin forever ;)) and then i got up to sharpen my pencil and to my left is this like.. really good looking girl with like a really nice body and me being the complete derptler i am, i started to reach out for her tits and she was looking down at her paper where she couldnt see my hand because shes left handed and i was a few MILLIMETERS from touching her tit and i mind came back to reality and i saw what i was doing and said in my mind "sweET FUCKING JESUS BACK THE FUCK UP" and proceeded to the pencil sharpener
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goddamn i need a girlfriend :(
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oh god waht
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oh there we go
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WEHAT
lol
fuck
um
teh
what
my sister keeps running arond nakede
i wish she'd growe up awready
how olds ur sister :)
9
gtfo
[QUOTE=Camarilla;30972691]i i i had a... interesting day
so in summer school today i was thinking about sex (virgin forever ;)) and then i got up to sharpen my pencil and to my left is this like.. really good looking girl with like a really nice body and me being the complete derptler i am, i started to reach out for her tits and she was looking down at her paper where she couldnt see my hand because shes left handed and i was a few MILLIMETERS from touching her tit and i mind came back to reality and i saw what i was doing and said in my mind "sweET FUCKING JESUS BACK THE FUCK UP" and proceeded to the pencil sharpener
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goddamn i need a girlfriend :(
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oh god waht
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oh there we go
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WEHAT[/QUOTE]
why would you even...
i dont know
[QUOTE=mysteryman;30964030]Pfft, you guys and yer facebookin.
Also hah, his name is Joey. Who names their kids Joey?[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images23/GermanShepherdPandaShepherdRizaHitman2.jpg[/img]
Yes those are lovely german shepherds but i don't see your point.
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OH SHIT THAT ONE'S WEARING A BANDANA OH GOD THAT'S CUTE
Joke about parents earlier, I posted that.
[QUOTE=W0w00t;30972950]fuck
um
teh
what[/QUOTE]
hey man, it gets boring in summer school and i like to dream stuff that will never happen but when i dont get sleep holy FUCK its like im highhhhhh
Posting so KMan doesn't cut my dick off. :v:
Wait. I have no idea who the fuck wants to cut my dick off.
[QUOTE=Camarilla;30972691]i i i had a... interesting day
so in summer school today i was thinking about sex (virgin forever ;)) and then i got up to sharpen my pencil and to my left is this like.. really good looking girl with like a really nice body and me being the complete derptler i am, i started to reach out for her tits and she was looking down at her paper where she couldnt see my hand because shes left handed and i was a few MILLIMETERS from touching her tit and i mind came back to reality and i saw what i was doing and said in my mind "sweET FUCKING JESUS BACK THE FUCK UP" and proceeded to the pencil sharpener
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goddamn i need a girlfriend :(
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oh god waht
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oh there we go
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WEHAT[/QUOTE]
Shit, you crazy motherfuckers keep making me bust out my reaction images.
[IMG]http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd233/NakeBenihime/Lol%20Cats/AbandonThreadbywernette.gif[/IMG]
[img]http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/267867_213249632050579_100000966310476_523143_1169269_n.jpg[/img]
My future first car, that exact one.
It's my father's old 2003 Mazda 6 (he has a 2011 one now) and he got the new one because this one got into a rearender at a stop sign and it needs a little bodywork, and it needs it's exaust system fixed. It also has some oxidization on the rims, and it's been running with winter tires the past few years.
I'm hoping i'll get a job next year or work this winter and buy the car off of my father for his offer of $1k. I think it's a great car, Bose speakers, moonroof, etc, he got all the optionals on it when he bought it, so it's a nice car, and after I buy it off him and if he maybe gets it fixed up, it's all mine.
I think it'l be a great first car.
For 1000 dosh get it bro.
Speaking of cars, I'm so happy, it's only going to cost me like, 80$ to get my two tailrod ends changed, and my pcm reseted.
[QUOTE=deathmog;30979873][img]http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/267867_213249632050579_100000966310476_523143_1169269_n.jpg[/img]
My future first car, that exact one.
It's my father's old 2003 Mazda 6 (he has a 2011 one now) and he got the new one because this one got into a rearender at a stop sign and it needs a little bodywork, and it needs it's exaust system fixed. It also has some oxidization on the rims, and it's been running with winter tires the past few years.
I'm hoping i'll get a job next year or work this winter and buy the car off of my father for his offer of $1k. I think it's a great car, Bose speakers, moonroof, etc, he got all the optionals on it when he bought it, so it's a nice car, and after I buy it off him and if he maybe gets it fixed up, it's all mine.
I think it'l be a great first car.[/QUOTE]
My buddy has the EXACT same car with a manual transmission and he loves it. Go for it, Mazda makes some high-end shit.
I love the car, as I said, it's my father's and I get to drive it now and then, it has a really nice feel to it.
This one's an automatic, and the thing is built like a fucking tank.
When this car got damaged in a rearender at a stop sign, it totaled the car that hit it (car was going like 20mph, too when it hit). All that's damaged on the car is that the back panels are a little dented up, easy fix, and that the exhaust system was hit and broke, expensive fix.
Other than that, it's also withstood a hit in the rear back panel behind the tire from a stupidass woman who wasn't looking when she backed up, all of the accidents with this car were in Monticello, NY, the home for bad drivers.
[QUOTE=Riley;30981459]My buddy has the EXACT same car with a manual transmission and he loves it. Go for it, Mazda makes some high-end shit.[/QUOTE]
They learned out on how to make high-end smiles too!
[QUOTE=deathmog;30979873]My future first car, that exact one.
It's my father's old 2003 Mazda 6 (he has a 2011 one now) and he got the new one because this one got into a rearender at a stop sign and it needs a little bodywork, and it needs it's exaust system fixed. It also has some oxidization on the rims, and it's been running with winter tires the past few years.
I'm hoping i'll get a job next year or work this winter and buy the car off of my father for his offer of $1k. I think it's a great car, Bose speakers, moonroof, etc, he got all the optionals on it when he bought it, so it's a nice car, and after I buy it off him and if he maybe gets it fixed up, it's all mine.
I think it'l be a great first car.[/QUOTE]
You could also buy three KWAs with that money.
:trollface.jpg:
Pfft, i'm saving up my money for the car next year and this winter, i'm dedicating this summer's money flow to airsoft shit, and a little towards other shit.
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Like insurance.
[IMG]http://gyazo.com/50f44e1f6823edad3a31f183990e41eb.png[/IMG]
I'm a bit harsh but fuck it this guy is a moron.
Fuck him up with that long list of shitty things capitalism started, and give reasons for the most horrific ones.
Then give him things that the US government has did to fuck over it's people and other people.
[QUOTE=Stupideye;30982438][IMG]http://gyazo.com/50f44e1f6823edad3a31f183990e41eb.png[/IMG]
I'm a bit harsh but fuck it this guy is a moron.[/QUOTE]
America has the greatest system of government. Fucking lol'd
Implying god exists and if he did he blessed America. Also fucking lol'd. If there was a god he would smite America so fast.
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