I went to see Twilight New Moon, and the girls were fucking crazy!
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LOL n1 ye me 2 lol x ^^^^
I was in one of my classes on Friday, and a girl walks in wearing a New Moon t-shirt. For 20 minutes, non-stop, she explained to the class how 'great' the movie was and how much she enjoyed it. Then, for another 20 minutes, a goth girl, also a fan of Twilight (just the books though), explains her view on the movies. The 2 end up arguing for the rest of the period over film v. book and Edward v. Jacob.
The only good part out of this, was that a test I had not studied for was supposed to be taken today. The teacher was so into listening to the conversation, that he totally forgot about it. :clint: :buddy:
tl;dr: Twilight fangirls are useful in school to avoid tests and quizzes. That is all. :holy:
[QUOTE=lum1naire;18509397]LOL n1 ye me 2 lol x ^^^^[/QUOTE]
wut.
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[QUOTE=Charlie Charles;18509016]I would so penetrate Bella though.
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Whoever disagreed is actually gay and until you find someone hotter and fuck her then don't say shit.[/QUOTE]
I think Ashley Greene is the best looking girl in Twilight that I'm aware of.
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Kristen Stewert (Bella) looks like she's stoned all the time and is so blank.
[QUOTE=Musicfreak59;18509453]I was in one of my classes on Friday, and a girl walks in wearing a New Moon t-shirt. For 20 minutes, non-stop, she explained to the class how 'great' the movie was and how much she enjoyed it. Then, for another 20 minutes, a goth girl, also a fan of Twilight (just the books though), explains her view on the movies. The 2 end up arguing for the rest of the period over film v. book and Edward v. Jacob.
The only good part out of this, was that a test I had not studied for was supposed to be taken today. The teacher was so into listening to the conversation, that he totally forgot about it.
tl;dr: Twilight fangirls are useful in school to avoid tests and quizzes. That is all.[/QUOTE]
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The girls in my class just rip out each others hair & stuff
Someone cut another girl and got suspended. The teacher is also a Twilight fan...
[QUOTE=xXDictatorXx;18509493]I think Ashley Greene is the best looking girl in Twilight that I'm aware of.
Kristen Stewert (Bella) looks like she's stoned all the time and is so blank.[/QUOTE]
i like my girls stoned
to death :smug:
[QUOTE=xXDictatorXx;18509493]Ashley Greene pics
Kristen Stewert (Bella) looks like she's stoned all the time and is so blank.[/QUOTE]
Mmm, I give her a 7.7/10.
And, I think that's the whole point of the movie.
Bella: "Oooh, I need help, stop fighting, oh Edward, save me" :350:
[QUOTE=Musicfreak59;18509518]
And, I think that's the whole point of the movie.
Bella: "Oooh, I need help, stop fighting, oh Edward, save me" :350:[/QUOTE]
I will give the actress credit for playing the character incredibley well. Blank, pathetic and whiney.
[QUOTE=xXDictatorXx;18509536]I will give the actress credit for playing the character incredibley well. Blank, pathetic and whiney.[/QUOTE]
Like you
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[QUOTE=lum1naire;18509552]Like you
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that's not the reaction I was hoping thanks a lot
I went to go see it with my girlfriend and I got a handjob instead... Feel bad for you fuckers that had to actually watch the film.
[QUOTE=lum1naire;18509588]that's not the reaction I was hoping thanks a lot[/QUOTE]
You're welcome :love:
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just tell them women are useless being and put themselves in the movies to make them feel some importance
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say you would like to explain your reasoning but it involves fractions and division
I'm surprised nobody got shanked or shot.
[QUOTE=Dr Pepper;18510435]I'm surprised nobody got shanked or shot.[/QUOTE]
Not yet.
:smug:
Me and 3 other friands are going tonight. 2 people will sit in one side of the theater, two people in the other. Then we act like we don't know each other, and try our best to piss everyone off.
"OH MY GOD ITS JACOB HES SO HOT OMG"
"...fuck jacob its all about edward!"
"GO TEAM BELLA BITCHES!"
Fight ensues from across the theater.
"Taylor if your in here we're going to chilis after the movie"
etc.
[QUOTE=Stunted;18506056]No, the events were unrelated. The first fight broke out at the top of the stair well we were standing on, we don't know why they were fighting, just a lot of grabbing hair and slapping really.[/QUOTE]
:fappery:
[QUOTE=GrimBloodyFable;18507976]Where in the UK are you? I'm in the North West and goddamn, the girls just won't shut the fuck up about that little faggot Edward.[/QUOTE]
I live in Blackpool, I might go see New Moon on Wednesday.
Dear god I hope someone does something stupidly insane :flashfap:
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Hey, GMan! Wassap! Yeah! I just wanted to let you know that (cue load voice) NEW MOON SUCKS bro! Yeah I'll meet you at KFC man!
Werewolves > Vampires in New Moon.
Seriously the vampires are the pale skinny people that are depressed and the wolves are just good looking muscular guys playing around and having fun. And... being wolves.
[QUOTE=Snoops;18506051]You are the most unlucky guy o Facepunch
HAHA![/QUOTE]
Are we forgetting a lot of people?
Such as Monkey123.
Girls just like sexy vampires
[QUOTE=GrimBloodyFable;18507976]Where in the UK are you? I'm in the North West and goddamn, the girls just won't shut the fuck up about that little faggot Edward.[/QUOTE]
southend
near london-ish
[QUOTE=Stunted;18506025]So I went to see the new Twilight film, I hadn't seen the first one, but I was invited by 2 girls so I thought I may aswell. After paying the extortionate £9.70 for my fucking ticket, we queued up at the bottom of the stair well to get into the theatre, we queued for about 30 minutes and in that time, 2 girls fainted, 1 threw up over another girls back, a fight broke out, the police were called.
Then when we actually managed to get into the theatre, ANOTHER fight broke out because a girl couldn't get to her seat because of some fat chick being in the way. Another girl kicked me right in the side of the head trying to jump over the seats because the movie was about to start.
During the movie, people laughed at things in the film which were totally not meant to be funny, people were talking most of the time through the film which was annoying. The male characters in the film took their shirts off as much as possible, obviously to please the girls.
Overall, the movie was shit, I fell asleep twice, totally not my type of movie, I was more interested in the 2 girls I was with in all honesty.[/QUOTE]
I had to shut the girls up in my theater because they kept screaming >_>. ha ha.
that movie was hilarious fail. But so many whales in the theater ._.
I got literally dragged to the first one, the usher laughed at me, it was by far the worst cinema experience I've ever had.
We broke up shortly afterwards.
Yeah.
A good number of my friends are Twilight fans.
I'm not going near them for a week because I'm afraid they'll kidnap me and take me to the theater. :geno:
Because of this movie I have Gay kids calling me a hot pale vampire.
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