• I went to see Twilight New Moon, and the girls were fucking crazy!
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If your significant other wants to see this film, trust me, dump them.
new plan: all FPers dress up as edward, get a hair cut and get laid by a whale
That IS a good method of suicide
[QUOTE=NeoDement;18514161]new plan: all FPers dress up as edward, get a hair cut and get laid by a whale[/QUOTE] You better bring a harpoon and some diving equipment.
[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;18506289]That's means she's a total slut.[/QUOTE] You are in no way capable of making that judgment because of who you are.
They need to STOP making these fucking movies. They need to give Edward his last pay and GTFO.
Wow your so lucky. i wish i could see it! its sold out ;(
[QUOTE=Spartan973;18521982]Wow your so lucky. i wish i could see it! its sold out ;([/QUOTE] no.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B5CPDxu_N4[/media]
Watch Die Hard, Gran Torino, and a few John Woo films before your balls suck back inside you and you stop producing testosterone.
[QUOTE=lagunka;18522841][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B5CPDxu_N4[/url][/QUOTE] What the fuck was that...
[QUOTE=Axznma;18522976]What the fuck was that...[/QUOTE] Twilight
You wanna hear something funny? I was sitting in computer class, my last period of the day, when the intercom crackles to life, saying that I have a permit to leave. So I get my stuff and walk to the front office to see my mom waiting there. At this point I have no fucking idea why she would get me out early and we don't speak to each other until we get into the car. At this point I ask her "Why'd you pick me up early?" And she says "I needed to get a seat for New Moon and no one could have picked you up." So I got out of school early because my mom HAD to see New Moon. Oh, and she brought me along too. To be honest it isn't that bad.
[QUOTE=acds;18506141] Because I can bet that 99% of the girls were whales.[/QUOTE] With cats. Best friends forevah!
[QUOTE=Musicfreak59;18509032]Hot Topic is now 'mainstream' *feigns throwing up*[/QUOTE] luckily though their sales went down like 23% in women's wear in the third quarter. To be honest I don't even know the last time I stepped foot in a Hot Topic, all it has become is a Twilight headquarters. Bleck. I have to admit though, the only good thing about the whole movie is Taylor (Jacob) with his shirt off.
[QUOTE=Mister B;18523248]You wanna hear something funny? I was sitting in computer class, my last period of the day, when the intercom crackles to life, saying that I have a permit to leave. So I get my stuff and walk to the front office to see my mom waiting there. At this point I have no fucking idea why she would get me out early and we don't speak to each other until we get into the car. At this point I ask her "Why'd you pick me up early?" And she says "I needed to get a seat for New Moon and no one could have picked you up." So I got out of school early because my mom HAD to see New Moon. Oh, and she brought me along too. To be honest it isn't that bad.[/QUOTE] :Dawkins102:
I'm so happy that even the book never got released here. :smug:
[QUOTE=Keegs;18506121]Why don't they make shirts that actually fit most of the fans though :confused:[/QUOTE] That has got to be one of the single best questions I have ever seen on Facepunch, you get the BANNED USERS Seal of Approval!
[QUOTE=Baldr;18523765]I'm so happy that even the book never got released here. :smug:[/QUOTE] Where the fuck do you live, a cave :raise:?
Nope, the Netherlands.
[QUOTE=xXDictatorXx;18508940]That'd look pretty fail. As for Twilight, I watched half of the first one out of curiosity before I gave up. I only made it through half of the book too, a friend insisted I try it, and I wanted to murder Bella for being a whiney little cow very quickly.[/QUOTE] you are officialy the coolest girl on the planet for having a Facepunch account [u]AND[/u] not liking Twilight!
[QUOTE=Mr_Sun;18523901]you are officialy the coolest girl on the planet for having a Facepunch account [u]AND[/u] not liking Twilight![/QUOTE] There's no way to win this is there? Either you're part of the Twilight fan club, or the hate Twilight fan club.
[QUOTE=xXDictatorXx;18509493]I think Ashley Greene is the best looking girl in Twilight that I'm aware of. [IMG]http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y222/kristarocks17/Twilight/alice2.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_H2CgOdHHNfQ/SuTRa-vvZmI/AAAAAAAAAGU/3YguAdRit2k/s400/09_twilight_ashley_greene_alice_cullen_new_moon.jpg[/IMG] Kristen Stewert (Bella) looks like she's stoned all the time and is so blank.[/QUOTE] didnt Ashley Greene get some nudes on the internet? broke my automerge :downs:
[QUOTE=MuTAnT;18523966]There's no way to win this is there? Either you're part of the Twilight fan club, or the hate Twilight fan club.[/QUOTE] It's just like Marmite!
You should have yelled "Gay Vampires" at some point.
[QUOTE=Mr_Sun;18523987]didnt Ashley Greene get some nudes on the internet? broke my automerge :downs:[/QUOTE] damn straight she did. :3 [url]http://theblemish.com/2009/08/ashley-greene-naked-leaked/ashley-greene-naked-nude-00/[/url]
The only Edward v. Jacob I want to see is a full on Mortal Kombat fight to the death. And the winner gets the honor of committing suicide by shoving a rusty spoon through his skull.
totally fucking agreed, imagine being the only guy in a cinema with 400 girl bawing as hell throughout the whole movie and starts screaming with the last scene...pathetic
[QUOTE=ThePutty;18506217]How did this even become popular? Really, how the fuck did it ever become such a huge fad? Somebody explain it to me![/QUOTE] I dunno, teenage goth girl's wet dream published perhaps? I remember a guy made a thread about the Twilight series before it got to where it is today. It actually seemed okay back then, though I doubt anyone was giddy about Meyer's version of the vampire. Actually strictly speaking, the books themselves are still okay today, hardly great but not horrifically bad either.
Why does this shit not happen in Denmark ?
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