• I went to see Twilight New Moon, and the girls were fucking crazy!
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I bet you were fapping the whole time.
I heard some girls saw Pattinson once, cut their necks open, and said to him " We did this for you" :geno:
I went to see twilight (when the first one came out) because I hadn't heard anything about it other than it has something to do with vampires. so i enter the theater and i wonder why I'm the only guy there. the movie starts and they all start to scream and yell every time a character is introduced. over all a fucking terrible experience. oh and the movie was balls.
You guys are idiots, All we have to do is [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWqHFqip-Ro[/media]
[QUOTE=stylee32;18507579]I only liked the first Twilight film because Bella was having an orgasm when she got bit[/QUOTE] ahaha [QUOTE=bag-face;18559501]I went to see twilight (when the first one came out) because I hadn't heard anything about it other than it has something to do with vampires. so i enter the theater and i wonder why I'm the only guy there. the movie starts and they all start to scream and yell every time a character is introduced. [/QUOTE] This happened to me too.
I got half a tub of popcorn thrown at me 'cause I rooted Edward on when he was about to kill himself.
[QUOTE=Gmod4ever;18552908]Do you guys know whats worse than living in a city full of Twilight fans? Living in one of the goddamned towns mentioned in the mother-fucking book. Ever since New Moon came out me and my friends have been practically hiding, trying to avoid downtown no matter what. There's like nothing but a writhing mass of people outside of the goddamned motherfucking "Dazzled by Twilight" shop. :smithicide:[/QUOTE] Get exploiting that shit, get tons of tacky stuff that no one in their right mind would buy and just say it was in the movie and watch all the fans flock to you.
same thing happened to me but god that main charactor really is a *%#@^bag about how he treats his girlfriends [editline]06:41PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Vladimir Lenin;18545123]Twillight is a cult that must be crushed like scientology.[/QUOTE] god damn you are the smartest guy i've heard on this site
Twilight and New Moon are probably the two biggest pieces of shit to ever exist. They don't ACTUALLY like the movie, they just think the guys are hot, and the dudes think the girls are hot. That's the only explanaiton I can come up with because it has no plot what so ever and is boring as hell. At our church ones they asked these girls why they liked twilight, and they said, ''Cause Edward is sooooo hot.'' Typical sluts
[QUOTE=Ginteru;18546158]In my country the ticket costs twice as much, Though because of the fact that it's so silent it feels like you're in the movie. And all of the annoying faggot ghetto children get kicked out also :buddy:.[/QUOTE] What the fuck man? It's Lithuania, it starts rolling on 27th of November and a ticket is 5 bucks... more or less (10-13 lithuanian litas) (true) and... WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK!?!! It's rated 92% in this country. :smithicide:
I dont rate it that much tbh and im a girl.
The bets part is you guys with Twitlight loving girlfriends have two more films to look forward to after this! The last one might be kind of funny though, it has uterus-eating and paedophilia.
I rage every-time i hear about twilight.
[QUOTE=xXDictatorXx;18509493]I think Ashley Greene is the best looking girl in Twilight that I'm aware of. [IMG]http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y222/kristarocks17/Twilight/alice2.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_H2CgOdHHNfQ/SuTRa-vvZmI/AAAAAAAAAGU/3YguAdRit2k/s400/09_twilight_ashley_greene_alice_cullen_new_moon.jpg[/IMG] Kristen Stewert (Bella) looks like she's stoned all the time and is so blank.[/QUOTE] wait do you mean this ashley greene? [url]http://www.totallycrap.com/galleries/gallery_ashley_greene_nude_photos_leaked/[/url]
I went to the theater yesterday to see Fantastic Mr Fox, and I wore my military style jacket because it was rainy and cold, and all these insane fangirls that had descended upon the theater kept whispering and looking at me while I was at the booth buying my ticket saying "oh my god look at that jacket, he looks just like Edward". I can't tell you how quickly I walked away and into the theater to get away from them. They had that maniacal glow in their eyes like they were going to sacrifice me or something.
[QUOTE=ACupXOfXNoodles;18582637]I rage every-time i hear about twilight.[/QUOTE] You're not alone.
[QUOTE=Musicfreak59;18509032]Hot Topic is now 'mainstream' *feigns throwing up*[/QUOTE] Hot Topic has been around since the 80s. It's been 'mainstream' for a long while now.
Due to the over-hype in my [I]whole fucking country[/I] I was nearly tricked into buying all three books at the same time. Luckily my Dad pushed me out of it, held me by the shoulders and said, 'Son, are you fucking [I]gay?![/I]' God bless you, Father. You have taught me well.
I went to see 2012 a few days back, There was atleast a 100 girls outside the Twilight screen, I went to the Bathroom later, The line was gone i snuck into the Twilight screen stood near the door so no-one could see me and shouted at the top of my voice "EDWARD IS A SPARKLING POOFTER" Ran into the Toilet came out pretending to have just been, There was at least 16 rabid Fangirls there, so i just walked into 2012 without looking at them and they where'nt even paying attention to me :P
[QUOTE=Kai365;18506088][img]http://www.reelcollectibles.co.nz/images/twilight/twilight_team_edward_tshirt.jpg[/img] Should have worn one of them.[/QUOTE] Notice it only comes in women's.
You should driveby outside theatre and spoil the movie for them, it's a original idea by me. :smug:
OP should have put some glitering poweder on and say he was a vampire, tons of pussy garanteed.
[QUOTE=Technopath;18727885]OP should have put some glitering poweder on and say he was a vampire, tons of pussy garanteed.[/QUOTE] Well I would have done that but, tbh I don't think looking like a total ponce actually attracts girls. Maybe i'm wrong?
Proud to be an Anti-Twilight member. :D
So, I went to see Eclipse and- back to the fourms screw this shit i know whats gonna happen. Anyways, yeah these girls are unbelievably stupid. I can't stop seeing edward shirts,candy,pillows,underwhere,bras,fuck what else!? I made a mistake seeing Twilight. So I choose not to see New Moon. Btw, try checking out "The Road", my fave...
Basically the same thing that happened to OP hapened to me,a friend took me and every single time edward or jacob took off their shirt they screamed like they were on a roller coaster.The movie sucked.I think I even heard I LOVE YOU JACOB! or I LOVE YOU EDWARD! [editline]07:30AM[/editline] [QUOTE=krisdeath1;18848705]I can't stop seeing edward shirts,candy,pillows,underwhere,bras,fuck what else?![/QUOTE] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=18030496[/url]
[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;18509603]I went to go see it with my girlfriend and I got a handjob instead... Feel bad for you fuckers that had to actually watch the film.[/QUOTE] so ... She watched the movie and gave you a handjob at the same time ? So let me get this clear :P She watched guys without shirts who are ripped and gave you a handjob i don't think she was thinking about you man xD
[QUOTE=ACupXOfXNoodles;18582637]I rage every-time i hear about twilight.[/QUOTE] Did you hear about "Twilight"?
The twilight saga movies are so bad they should use it as a fire alarm
It's so bad, no one should see them.
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