• Interesting Facts About Yourself That Nobody Believes
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[QUOTE=1001puppys;17643780]Me too ...[/QUOTE] You are extremely confusing people.
I'm blind in one eye.
I'm a socially retarded bastard who loves to annoy the fuck out of people. No, seriously.
[QUOTE=BackflipHatchetAttack;17643291]I'm fourteen and my dick is seven inches. What, disagrees? I'm being dead serious. Tell me how I can prove it. Also, I can put both legs beind my head at the same time without assistance from my hands.[/QUOTE] When I was 12 my dick was 6.5, but I went through puberty WAY too early, I was 5'7 when I was 12.
A car accident almost killed me
I can juggle
I'm not a whore IRL :buddy: but it's only facepunch that won't believe that so I'm not sure if that counts. also I'm really slender and people don't actually believe that i eat a fuck tonne and just don't put on wieght, no matter how hard i even try
[QUOTE=HARDCORERAPE;17644903]I'm not a whore IRL :buddy: but it's only facepunch that won't believe that so I'm not sure if that counts. also I'm really slender and people don't actually believe that i eat a fuck tonne and just don't put on wieght, no matter how hard i even try[/QUOTE] Or you're just a whore
[QUOTE=1001puppys;17643663]lol isn't this the third time you have called me a slut ? Just because I said I believed someone?[/QUOTE] if you're a girl on the internet then to every guy who knows they can't ever get a girl half as nice/pretty as you, which instantly makes you an e-slut.
[QUOTE=BackflipHatchetAttack;17643729]I was joking...[/QUOTE] [I]I[/I], for one, really want to see it. Edit: Shit, wrong quote. I mean the fourteen-year-old's penis.
[QUOTE=Treeh;17644953][I]I[/I], for one, really want to see it. Edit: Shit, wrong quote. I mean the fourteen-year-old's penis.[/QUOTE] CP ALERT! CP ALERT! 14 year old in the base!
[QUOTE=Hizzle;17644914]Or you're just a whore[/QUOTE] fine one to talk. then again you just brag for the attention, i don't believe anyone with an attitude like yours would ever have to, as you put it, "fight off the sluts that want to get with you" :raise:
slut fight
[QUOTE=HARDCORERAPE;17644949]if you're a girl on the internet then to every guy who knows they can't ever get a girl half as nice/pretty as you, which instantly makes you an e-slut.[/QUOTE] That's not true. You're not pretty for starters.
[QUOTE=Hizzle;17645161]That's not true. You're not pretty for starters.[/QUOTE] again, you're not in a position to talk
[QUOTE=HARDCORERAPE;17645182]again, you're not in a position to talk[/QUOTE] I've never once said I'm attractive. But then again, I'm not a slut.
i never said i was either but great job rating yourself there, the thread views didn't go up :buddy: next time you slit your wrists, go a little deeper [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Troll" - Lithifold))[/highlight]
Girls are so horrible to each other--these remarks are emotionally [I]devastating[/I]. Jesus, fuck women.
[QUOTE=HARDCORERAPE;17645238]i never said i was either but great job rating yourself there, the thread views didn't go up :buddy: next time you slit your wrists, go a little deeper[/QUOTE] I've never slit my wrists. Though I'd be careful not to annoy your 'new best friend' with sentances like that. Even though she doesn't like you.. Well according to what she's said anyway.
[QUOTE=Hizzle;17645274]I've never slit my wrists. Though I'd be careful not to annoy your 'new best friend' with sentances like that. Even though she doesn't like you.. Well according to what she's said anyway.[/QUOTE] oh wow, i'd honestly expect a better line from a 10 year old :geno:
I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome but everyone thinks I skip school. :/
Cat fight. Me ow.
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;17645333]Cat fight. Me ow.[/QUOTE] What.
but yeah rich I'm off to bed with my boyfriend who I've been with for over 2 years because I can actually hold down a partner. lol at the disagree rating, what is there even to disagree with there. "you haven't been with him for 2 years+"? seriously rich. come. on.
I get an erection every 2 hours
[QUOTE=MisterM;17645332]I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome but everyone thinks I skip school. :/[/QUOTE] my boyfriend has that, take fibre-gel and hold a hot water bottle to your tummy, helps loads apparently
[QUOTE=HARDCORERAPE;17645319]oh wow, i'd honestly expect a better line from a 10 year old :geno:[/QUOTE] You have the body of a 10 yr old and have had more dick then my mother. That's quite depressing. Also, No I'm being truthful. She actually said, she'd kill for a body like yours. And your boobs. But you're dog ugly and a slug. But it's okay, you're best friends nao [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Trolling" - Greeman))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=HARDCORERAPE;17645342]but yeah rich I'm off to bed with my boyfriend who I've been with for over 2 years because I can actually hold down a partner.[/QUOTE] You're a fucking bitch. [QUOTE=Hizzle;17645357]You have the body of a 10 yr old and have had more dick then my mother. That's quite depressing. Also, No I'm being truthful. She actually said, she'd kill for a body like yours. And your boobs. But you're dog ugly and a slug. But it's okay, you're best friends nao[/QUOTE] You too. :buddy: [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Trolling" - Greeman))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=HARDCORERAPE;17645342]but yeah rich I'm off to bed with my boyfriend who I've been with for over 2 years because I can actually hold down a partner.[/QUOTE] Like when you was playing with Josh's head when you had a boyfriend? slut
[QUOTE=Hizzle;17645161]That's not true. You're not pretty for starters.[/QUOTE] this, you overrate yourself HCR.
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