Interesting Facts About Yourself That Nobody Believes
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:geno: ^
I couldn't.
[editline]12:39PM[/editline]
Oh that's another - I'm not a virgin.
[QUOTE=Bulmer;17687924]They don't go hand in hand.
You had the sodomy coming to you then.[/QUOTE]
That's like saying, I walk around on the nude beach all day and guys try to touch my tits, ass and snatch.
Just because I do it, does not entitle them to touch me.
[QUOTE=Samiam22;17686837]Why, do you look white or something?[/QUOTE]
No, this is the internet.
People always tend to think that anime avatar = weaboo
I killed every god in Morrowwind
[QUOTE=KStyleAzure;17685846]That must be quite annoying. Do you get headaches?[/QUOTE]
No, I usually enjoy it, unless it's an annoying song.
I don't really enjoy sex.
I have too good of a memory a lot of times.
[QUOTE=Hizzle;17690508]I don't really enjoy sex.[/QUOTE]
Probably just are having crappy sex. It's really hard not to enjoy good sex, but bad sex is hard to enjoy.
[QUOTE=SpasticPinoy;11004233]He says my cock is [b]HUGE[/b][/QUOTE]
What size is your pants/trousers ?
I want to see B1N4RY.
(Extra points if your avatar is Yuuki Cross)
1. I've posted a *small* picture of myself twice in one of the Fast Anime thread, go and try to dig it up.
2. It's not. It's a fanart of Chihiro from ef
I have a direct bloodline to Mary Queen O' Scots
I support gay rights, and am myself straight.
[QUOTE=B1N4RY;17691507]1. I've posted a *small* picture of myself twice in one of the Fast Anime thread, go and try to dig it up.
2. It's not. It's a fanart of Chihiro from ef[/QUOTE]
Can't find it.. now I am sad.
Everyone secretly thinks I'm cool.
I get horribly motion sick on long car rides.
Chocolate milkshakes are not in fact my favorite kind.
I'm not a competitive figure skater.
Family won 1.6 Million on the Lottery.
I own 19 properties in Bulgaria including a Castle.
I've seen a ghost.
I've saved my mother's life twice (athsma attack miles from home - bolting back with inhaler).
I know Elvis' bass player from his hay days - Jerry Scheff, incredibly well.
There are more...lots more.
Some lesser ones though.
I can see Magic Eye images pretty much instantly.
I fell onto a motorbike's disk break when I was little and sliced my head wide open - wasn't stiched up. My curly hair was instead tied together in incredibly tight knots by the doctor we went to see.
Once again, plenty more kicking about.
I'm descended from a Tatar ruler.
I swallowed a monkey at zoo today :3:
Who the fuck voted my post funny? It's true.
[QUOTE=Jacq O'line;17695133]Who the fuck voted my post funny? It's true.[/QUOTE]
Point of the thread is to post something nobody believes - Thread purpose clearly working as someone doesn't believe you ... or me for that matter.
I voted you both funny. I just started laughing out loud for no reason.
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Oh, Its not that I dont believe you guys. I just thought it was funny.
I've seen B1N4RY.
[QUOTE=KStyleAzure;17699223]I've seen B1N4RY.[/QUOTE]
He's ugly.
[QUOTE=KStyleAzure;17668454]I am also a hermaphrodite.[/QUOTE]
Wait, how do you, what... :confused:
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;17699593]He's ugly.[/QUOTE]
Oh you fag
[QUOTE=B1N4RY;17702157]Oh you fag[/QUOTE]
My hand looks better than your face does.
I know how to knit.
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;17702188]My hand looks better than your face does.[/QUOTE]
My ass looks better than you overall, INCLUDING your face
That I have no interesting facts.
[QUOTE=B1N4RY;17702201]My ass looks better than you overall, INCLUDING your face[/QUOTE]
That post is just like your ass.
Full of shit.
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;17702273]That post is just like your ass.
Full of shit.[/QUOTE]
Quit insulting yourself, you're only making yourself look bad
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