Interesting Facts About Yourself That Nobody Believes
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Can I spank you :q:?
Yes,you may.:q:
[QUOTE=kloaz]Yes.:q:[/QUOTE]
Mmm yes.
:3:
Do we have a spank icon?
Oh well! [b] Spanks Kloaz[/b]
[QUOTE=LEETSEPEAK]Can I spank you :q:?[/QUOTE]
We should both spank him :3:.
Also, I like to wear my girlfriend's panties on my head and take pictures of myself
I invented the Helicopter.
[QUOTE=SpasticPinoy]My cock is [b]HUGE[/b][/QUOTE]
His cock is [b]HUGE[/b]
[QUOTE=LEETSEPEAK]Can I spank you :q:?[/QUOTE]
Can I spank [b]you[/b] :q:?
All of you can spank me!:q:
I have cerebral palsy. :(
[QUOTE=SpasticPinoy]Also, I like to wear my girlfriend's panties on my head and take pictures of myself[/QUOTE]
You should wear them, then send the pictures to me. :ninja:
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[QUOTE=kloaz]All of you can spank me!:q:[/QUOTE]
:q: :q: I'm gonna spank you hard. Mmm yes.
[QUOTE=Lavos77]His cock is [b]HUGE[/b][/QUOTE]
He says my cock is [b]HUGE[/b]
That I am totally more awesome than God.
Shknbk is not allowed to spank me.
-I'm 16 and just graduated high school.
-I have an IQ of 162.
If you believe one, the other gets easier to believe.
I am an actual Raptor
and i actually live in silent Hill
-I'm a veteran of 4 wars.
-I have a a canteen with a piece of metal about the size of a postcard stuck in it that was attached to me when it happened.
-I'm to the point where an explosion near me won't even make me blink but a spider can make me faint.
-I have 2 children.
Which one is fake? :v:
This depends on who I am talking to, if it's the internet or real people in front of me.
In the case of people in the real world not believing me:
-I prefer privacy and enjoy time by myself (with people I get know well I get pretty silly open up personality wise, so people who "know" me don't really pick up on that, even after I know them for a while)
-I enjoy music genre's like some New Age and jazzy type things
-I spend way too much time on my PC
-I ride my bike whenever I go out when I can
-I seriously aspire to be and have had strong interest in game/level design since I was young
-I used to live "the ghetto" (well, not really. A suburb of Atlanta, GA which would pretty much be ghetto compared to Ohio :v: )
-That one kid I used to "know" that had a huge cock and is now a womanizer, was actually Bi and always would privately hit on me and many times showed me his wang during the 7th grade looking for quick sex :tinfoil:
I have a hole in my leg.
I have a leg in my hole.
[QUOTE=THX1138]I have a leg in my hole.[/QUOTE]
:excited:
I hole leg a in my have.
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My great great great great x some more was mayor in some german town a long long time ago.
And yes, someone actually posted something similar in the lies thread. Fucking weird coincidence.
But it actually is true.
Your great [b]what?[/b]
[QUOTE=RuddLink]Your great [b]what?[/b][/QUOTE]
his great great great x
[QUOTE=sp00ks]his great great great x[/QUOTE]
Oh, now i see..
:raise:
- I have super glue keeping my chin together.
- I fingered a girl in year 7
:excited:
I have Samurai ancestry.
And redneck.
I have an iq of 135...
I don't know shit about sports.
I am looking forward to getting high level math (trig, differential, integral, etc.) in school.
I'm not a nerd.
I'm not a social retard.
I'm not a violent psycopath.
I've only been doing lua for 2 months.
we are lost 'til we are found
I once fought 10,000 Zulu warriors with nothing more than 18 grenade pins. Was I scared? You bet I was, scared that one of them was going to get away.
Sorry, inside joke. if you don't get it, don't reply.
-I don't find black people attractive
-My IQ is 150
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[QUOTE=Soulja37]-I'm a veteran of 4 wars.
-I have a a canteen with a piece of metal about the size of a postcard stuck in it that was attached to me when it happened.
-I'm to the point where an explosion near me won't even make me blink but a spider can make me faint.
-I have 2 children.
Which one is fake? :v:[/QUOTE]
Vietnam doesn't count. Neither does the Gulf War nor the Iraq Invasion.
What did you lose at Vietnam anyway?
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