• Interesting Facts About Yourself That Nobody Believes
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I don't hate anyone. [editline]10:07PM[/editline] Ok, racists... but no other people.
I have mild OCD and sevear Social Anxiety Disorder.
I know people think that I'm only going out with her because there's a high probability she'll give me sex. I think I love her, but I'm confused and unsure whether it's possible at this age :saddowns:
My mom was in a movie with Elvis Presley when she was 5 or 6, Change of Habit. She played one of Dr. Carpenter's patients, a little girl (I think her name was Amanda) and we have a picture of a scene with her and Elvis in our living room. I have this weird ability to know what episode of a TV show is gonna be on tonight. At a random time of the day a scene from an episode pops into my head and that episode is on that night.
[QUOTE=Stinky;17730456]I have this weird ability to know what episode of a TV show is gonna be on tonight. At a random time of the day a scene from an episode pops into my head and that episode is on that night.[/QUOTE] This happens to me too. I'm starting to think the FCC is reading my mind.
I'm smart. :)
I don't hate foghorn.
I don't hate HookerVomit. [editline]01:04PM[/editline] :3 [editline]01:05PM[/editline] Oh and, I'm a fucking excellent girlfriend. :) So nyerrrr.
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My penis is [b]TWENTY FEET LOOOOONG[/b]
I have polish [B]AND[/B] german ancestory, bring on the funnies and maybe dumbs...
That what people know as my name is actually my middle name.
I'm undercover Garry. Bitches.
[QUOTE=cccritical;17768726]My penis is [b]TWENTY FEET LOOOOONG[/b][/QUOTE] Fuck you
[QUOTE=Claytronium;17768850]That what people know as my name is actually my middle name.[/QUOTE] Tabor?
[QUOTE=General_Nonsense;17768971]Tabor?[/QUOTE] Nah, Clayton.
I like looking at severed heads
I'm actually magic.
[QUOTE=PILLS HERE!;17769984]I like looking at severed heads[/QUOTE] Thats so hardcore man I wish I could be as hardcore as you
Einstein is my middle name. :biggrin:
My best girl friend doesn't believe my penis size. Don't ask how we got on that subject.
How did you get on to that subject :smug:
I have a huge trouser snake.
[QUOTE=Somebody_404;17772731]I have a huge trouser snake.[/QUOTE] I don't have a tunnel snake in my trousers.
That I got stood literally like 5 meters away from a wild mother bear, then ran to my car and drove away with it roaring at me/family.
[QUOTE=Ryzo;17772651]How did you get on to that subject :smug:[/QUOTE] IDK she was going on about some guy she liked and he told her his penis size and I told her what mine was and she just doesn't believe it. makes me want to pull it out right in front of her.
I am not identical to my identical twin. Common misconception.
Just because I talk to a girl it doesn't mean I want to mate with them or something. I don't care about most things during the day but at night when i try to get to sleep and my mind wanders I get almost emotional about things such as relationship problems. I have been a member on here for god knows how long, I just have shit all posts because I only ever post in fast threads. I don't fap that often compared to my friends. I have a reasonably high pain threshhold even though I have next to no muscle in my arms/upper body.
I don't fit in with anyone. Not even the stereotypical views of others that people may portray me to fit into. I don't. And I'm fucking lonely and I hate making enemies with people who I would probably be best friends with. Sick of penting up anger and being alone, literally alone.
[QUOTE=Fang30;17788940]IDK she was going on about some guy she liked and he told her his penis size and I told her what mine was and she just doesn't believe it. makes me want to pull it out right in front of her.[/QUOTE] Bro, seriously just whip it out in front of her (unless she doesn't believe how small it is rather than big)
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