• Interesting Facts About Yourself That Nobody Believes
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Bitches do not know I am Over 9000 :(. I try to make them comprehend but THEY DO NOT SEEM TO LISTEN TO ME!! Like, me saying: yo bitch! Bitch says: Yo what´s up? Me: Don´t you know I am Over 9000? Bitch says: haha, you? a kid like yourself? I say: STOP IT! LEAVE ME ALONE. [b][highlight](User was banned for this post (Reason: 9000 meme shit) [event] 93203 [/event])[/highlight][/b]
[QUOTE=AshweeFTFW][b]I DREW THESE![/b] :crying: [img]http://i34.tinypic.com/2612brk.jpg[/img] [img]http://i37.tinypic.com/20s63de.jpg[/img] [img]http://i37.tinypic.com/11lombp.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Kloaz approves.
[QUOTE=Jay1ty0]Bitches do not know I am Over 9000 :(. I try to make them comprehend but THEY DO NOT SEEM TO LISTEN TO ME!! Like, me saying: yo bitch! Bitch says: Yo what´s up? Me: Don´t you know I am Over 9000? Bitch says: haha, you? a kid like yourself? I say: STOP IT! LEAVE ME ALONE.[/QUOTE] :raise:
I am legally half nigerian. i am, however, white as...well, a white guy. long story.
When I sleep, I know whats going to happen and when.
My dad's name was on an album by Type O Negative. The album is October Rust.
I have a hot date tonight. :D Well...dinner with a friend. Dinner alone. Watching TV alone. Alright, alright, I'm going to ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. Sears catalog :(
I can resist fapping.
[QUOTE=404NotFound]I can resist fapping.[/QUOTE] Teach me, oh mighty one.
Even though I look like a skinny little nerd, I can easily snap both your arms and your legs and have you face down on the ground within seconds of you throwing a punch at me. But then again I'm not your stereotypical nerd either, I'm in the Army :).
[QUOTE=Zatharon]Even though I look like a skinny little nerd, I can easily snap both your arms and your legs and have you face down on the ground within seconds of you throwing a punch at me. But then again I'm not your stereotypical nerd either, I'm in the Army :).[/QUOTE] At least you're not one of those Marines that think they're a badass. Always seems that Marines = Huge Ego. Big and bad till something breaks then they come crying to us to fix it. :v:
I'm asexual.
[QUOTE=Lord Ivan]I'm asexual.[/QUOTE] Do you actually know the definition of that word?
[QUOTE=Linelor]Do you actually know the definition of that word?[/QUOTE] Yeah, I do. I wouldn't have said it if I didn't. I'm using it in the context of human sexuality, not asexual reproduction. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asexual[/url]
I can sit on my bed and think of nothing for the longest time.
I was born and raised in Colorado but none of my friends believe me cause i have english parents and i can talk with an english accent. My mom's best friend is realated to matthew machoney I should know i've met him plenty of times. I have a passion for acting but everyone thinks i say it cause it's good to say to be cool. I could watch someone be killed and feel no remorse for them what so ever, Really don't think the girls at my school want to know that :3 I picture my own death in many ways, and think of what music they will play at my funeral and who will be there and who will cry. I can go 3 straight days with out eating a single bite of food and still have the energy to run a mile. I take shit from no one.
I can hold in a bathroom break for over 24 hours, but it's like constipation, it hurts in the end :( I also suck at halo 3 even they I have the most tactics of my group, no seriously. I'll be like "you go left you go right I'll hit middle and we'll meet up if you spot someone, don't go in alone." so my group follows orders 5 seconds later *BOOM* back of the head... It sucks so bad. :(
Some people didn't believe me when I said "I'm a Freshmen." Everyone I was just running into last year thought I was a Junior. A few people I know personally, and never told my age to thought I was seventeen.
I am, in fact, a model.
I'm half Spanish and I can't roll my 'R's.
I can lick my elbow.
I eat children
I don't like phones
People refuse to believe I have an IQ of 40. They always think it's lower :( Also I have a score of roughly one or two on the sexuality scale. :q: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey_scale[/url]
I can put my legs behind my head
I've read The Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons and is reading Deception Point. At a age of 12.
[QUOTE=Javascript]I can dislocate both arms at the should whenever I want. :D[/QUOTE] Awesome! I thought I was the only one :4chan: [img]http://filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/186ed387702b044751691b4827e92992.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Lego399]I've read The Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons and is reading Deception Point. At a age of 12.[/QUOTE] That would be better if Da Vinci Code wasn't a piece of shit. Both book and movie. I read Eisenhorn at the age of 10. What do I win? [b]Edit:[/b] I also read "Mein Kampf" at 13.
I'm bi? :v:
People try to talk to me all the time about their problems, even though I'm too self-centered to really care. [b]Edit:[/b] I also only weigh 96 lbs at 14.
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