• Write a message for you to view on January 1st 2011
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"Goddammit, you still don't have a girlfriend, do you?"
One year ago, to this date, you stayed up late, and you wrote this message. Oh look its 12am. Good morning.
I swear to God, if you haven't left your girlfriend yet I am going to come down there and beat your ass.
My Message: Dear Facepunch, i can't wait to see what you become .-.
Change your life.
Told you tequila was a bad idea
Dear me, Was 2010 any good?
Dear me, If North Korea has crumbled, and China has invaded, be sure to remember to never lose sight of true communism.
Dear me, Still a virgin? Thought so. Still with Kirsty? You better be, don't fuck that up again or I'll kill us.
Dear me, Well, 17 in 11 days. Hopefully you'll have gotten into the school you wanted. Now focus on your fucking studies
Did you complete your goal of being more 'religious'? Did [I]it[/I] happen yet? :ohdear:
To me: did you hate 2010 like you did 2009?
You didn't type this in March, you typed it last night. You're schizophrenic.
Hey, you actaully bovered to come back and read this. Well done. I presume you're wondering why you wrote this, as am i. The answer my friend is that you were bored.
im not coming back instead i used that send a future email. i think i sent it on my birthday 2012. january 2nd. :D hopefully im still alive!!!!!
If you check on this, I applaud you very much, good sir.
Dear me, How was 2010? Did you complete goals we set? If you didn't, begin now. Sincerely, You on 3/7/2010, 16:38 GMT+3
Dear me, Fuck off. Sincerely, You on 3/7/2010, 9:46 AM.
See? Everything went alright after all. Now keep it up. (If this thread gets bumped at the beginning of 2011, it'd be a hell of a motivation if you forgot about this.)
Hello suck mye eye. Remember your dream to get your own army of mercenarys or something. And stay of the boose plz... It only fucks you up and make you wanna kill yourself. Try to eat human flesh also.
what the fuck are you doing still on facepunch
Its on youtube that 07/03/10 :D (Its a Injoke)
did shit start hovering yet
Dear me, Remember that time last week when you shit yourself? Sincerely, Fuckface McGee
Hey, Klownox. Another update. If you don't have any Salvia or weed go and get some ASAP. I don't have any right now, and I'm telling you: it sucks.
With any luck, you're in some sort of relationship by now. If you're not, slap yourself. Hopefully, you have a job too. If you do not, slap yourself. Please tell me you at least have applied to NCSU. If you haven't, slap yourself. If you have, and were rejected, just go fucking smoke some more pot you faggot junkie. Oh, and SLAP YOURSELF. Let's see...If you're dead, then I suppose you won't be reading this. If you happen to have a computer in hell, though, then I'd like to say: It's probably better this way. Enjoy the afterlife. Oh, and tell me if Dante's Inferno is anything like realistic. kthxbye
Dear me: Have I gotten a girlfriend/boyfriend yet?
hey sau, how's it going? hope you're doing great. strive to achieve excellence in your degree, and quit smoking.
Hey do that white chick do her now! Prove your manliness ,by doing her in the bum ,also try and act more ummm like where your from. Your great grandfather would be disappointed.
So, I guess you are still using facepunch. Are you still dating alyssa how are you two in relation. Has everyone forgotten about the thing that practically ruined you. Are you a popular kid again, or are you still a loser after being knocked down on the social ladder again? [editline]08:01PM[/editline] Oh yeah did you ever decided to put on some weight or play sports?
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